have you ever sexted

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Does it have to involve pics?

Have to change my answer if the parameters settle on this. I've done plenty* of sending someone messages about things they like to have done, when I was going to see them in the foreseeable future, but have never uploaded my wang into the ether.

(Pre-smartphone era, one ex wanted to see pics of us doing stuff, so I took some on her phone; we looked at them after, she deleted them.)


*a moderate amount

on that Manara / Fellini ish (sic), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:52 (five years ago) Permalink

a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:22 (five years ago) Permalink

tera's story is great

max, Friday, 26 July 2013 11:38 (five years ago) Permalink

Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.

Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:07 (five years ago) Permalink

I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:08 (five years ago) Permalink

lol dayo

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:27 (five years ago) Permalink

homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:42 (five years ago) Permalink

my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:46 (five years ago) Permalink

everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today

homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:34 (five years ago) Permalink

but... with whom? just anybody?

loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*sexts himself*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*o yeh good job waterface*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*u so good at sextin*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm gay that should answer your question

i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast

surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:03 (five years ago) Permalink

*breakfast sext*
*o yes graperfuit! so juicy*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

sexterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:09 (five years ago) Permalink

the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.

surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:11 (five years ago) Permalink

George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"

homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:19 (five years ago) Permalink

"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:25 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . loading. . .

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . oooh still loading. . .

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

I have never texted.

wombspace (abanana), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:26 (five years ago) Permalink

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

good one waterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Thanks Masturbator

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

who are you?

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Your worst nightmare

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

that is definitely not true.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

*plays Maggie's Farm*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

haha nice

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:27 (five years ago) Permalink

1ce or 2ce

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

;.;

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

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color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

*tera, Friday, 26 July 2013 21:03 (five years ago) Permalink


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