have you ever sexted

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It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show).

fantastic

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.

I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.

*tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:06 (five years ago) Permalink

why not sext

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:11 (five years ago) Permalink

I used to sext, it was good

now I pass out alone, it is not as good

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:12 (five years ago) Permalink

heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick

but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:13 (five years ago) Permalink

dicks r weird

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I have not sexted.

schlock corridor (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:15 (five years ago) Permalink

shit i lost my post.

okay, yeah, they do. it's not just about putting yourself behind the controls of a priapic mecha. males in porn are still an object of sexual interest and curiosity for heterosexual masturbators. and there are issues beyond that why straight dudes are into beating off to things like this.

dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:22 (five years ago) Permalink

i voted no btw

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:24 (five years ago) Permalink

Does it count if you pic your nose?

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Does it have to involve pics?

Have to change my answer if the parameters settle on this. I've done plenty* of sending someone messages about things they like to have done, when I was going to see them in the foreseeable future, but have never uploaded my wang into the ether.

(Pre-smartphone era, one ex wanted to see pics of us doing stuff, so I took some on her phone; we looked at them after, she deleted them.)


*a moderate amount

on that Manara / Fellini ish (sic), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:52 (five years ago) Permalink

a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:22 (five years ago) Permalink

tera's story is great

max, Friday, 26 July 2013 11:38 (five years ago) Permalink

Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.

Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:07 (five years ago) Permalink

I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:08 (five years ago) Permalink

lol dayo

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:27 (five years ago) Permalink

homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:42 (five years ago) Permalink

my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:46 (five years ago) Permalink

everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today

homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:34 (five years ago) Permalink

but... with whom? just anybody?

loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*sexts himself*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*o yeh good job waterface*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*u so good at sextin*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm gay that should answer your question

i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast

surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:03 (five years ago) Permalink

*breakfast sext*
*o yes graperfuit! so juicy*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

sexterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:09 (five years ago) Permalink

the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.

surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:11 (five years ago) Permalink

George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"

homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:19 (five years ago) Permalink

"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:25 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . loading. . .

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . oooh still loading. . .

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

I have never texted.

wombspace (abanana), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:26 (five years ago) Permalink

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

good one waterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Thanks Masturbator

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

who are you?

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Your worst nightmare

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

that is definitely not true.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

*plays Maggie's Farm*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink


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