It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show).
fantastic
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.
I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.
― *tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
why not sext
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
I used to sext, it was good
now I pass out alone, it is not as good
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick
but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
dicks r weird
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
I have not sexted.
― schlock corridor (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
shit i lost my post.
okay, yeah, they do. it's not just about putting yourself behind the controls of a priapic mecha. males in porn are still an object of sexual interest and curiosity for heterosexual masturbators. and there are issues beyond that why straight dudes are into beating off to things like this.
― dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
i voted no btw
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
Does it count if you pic your nose?
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
Does it have to involve pics?
Have to change my answer if the parameters settle on this. I've done plenty* of sending someone messages about things they like to have done, when I was going to see them in the foreseeable future, but have never uploaded my wang into the ether.
(Pre-smartphone era, one ex wanted to see pics of us doing stuff, so I took some on her phone; we looked at them after, she deleted them.) *a moderate amount
― on that Manara / Fellini ish (sic), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif
― 乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
tera's story is great
― max, Friday, 26 July 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.
Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link
I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link
lol dayo
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.
― one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext
― one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
but... with whom? just anybody?
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
*sexts himself*
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
*o yeh good job waterface*
*u so good at sextin*
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
i'm gay that should answer your question
i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast
― surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
*breakfast sext**o yes graperfuit! so juicy*
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
sexterface
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.
― surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
. . . loading. . .
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
. . . oooh still loading. . .
. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there
sext: my messages to you load long and slow
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
I have never texted.
― wombspace (abanana), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
good one waterface
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link
Thanks Masturbator
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
who are you?
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
Your worst nightmare
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
that is definitely not true.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.
I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
*plays Maggie's Farm*
there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link