have you ever sexted

hopefully the sightless fish didn't get in there. be safe, kids.

My juices are flowing. Press any key to make me cum.

I prefer the old-fashioned pony sexpress.

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I got married before sexting was a thing. I think if I started now it would just be weird. H would just be like "What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

everyone needs dick pics

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg/220px-Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg

"What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

otm

idk. dick picks aren't really about need

when I am feeling down, or bored, I look at my dick pic collection and it brightens my day a little bit.

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How long should I wait after the Carlos Danger scandal has blown over to txt my first dick pic?

I had to think about this question. I think the answer is yes. But there were no pics involved. (I just got my first smartphone last week!)

xp don't wait until it's over. strike while the iron's hot!

sexts have never been as relevant as they are at this moment.

Treesext

Sextree

dick pics are great everyone wins

guys--get their dicks looked at
gals-get dicks to look at

guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general_impact/photo/guy-fieri-cee642e1641d34c5.jpg

guys--"let me look at dicks, i need dick"
other guy--"here is my dick do u approve"
guys--"this is the best dick"

Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00

Guy Fieri's dick is the worst roll at Guy Fieri's sushi restaurant

"hey dick is small need big boy dick to do big boy things"
"o yeh here's one this diuck is like wrecking ball of future if asses are concrete walls"
*jackhammer sounds*
"yay my dick big now with picture"

no unless you count pranks

Guy Fieri's roll is a mozzarella stick whose batter is sprinkled with jalapeños, cumin, and chocolate chips.

"sex stick"
"yes, more batter"
"sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella"
"cumin"

TheYupokay 1 year ago
"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao
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Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\

https://twitter.com/voidsexts

jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 17 May
sext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 8 May
sext: whats wrong with ur hands

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 7 May
sext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: luxuriant hair spills out of me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 2 May
sext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: stairs forever

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind

jesus christ cavern

yeah as soon as I hit send etc. you know what I meant!

that's still the worst Soundgarden song

"rusty cage"

have to say if a girl i'm dating calls it that imma make my excuses xxp

christ's purported resurrection has a whole new meaning to me now

jesus christ cavern

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HQ-GLUEj_tQ/T3o24qImT1I/AAAAAAAAAWc/IuftS3zhZpE/s1600/JESUS+AT+THE+TOMB+001.jpg

xpost!

I'm p sure "jesus christ caverns" is what girls who do the whole creepy dads + purity rings + virginity peldge thing call their vaginas tbh.

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i don't think this topic will attract a lot of opinions but i'd like to say that heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick! i think that's a very small part of it.

In my twenties I misdialed a phone number and the guy who answered had a really sexy voice. He was flirty and said he liked my voice and I said I liked his. It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show). He said feel free to call again, so I did one night, and ended up having a phone sex thing going on with this guy, regularly, for almost two years.

Finally, he had a computer industry event in Austin for a week and we planned to meet. It was at that point we exchanged photos, just regular, clothed PG snapshots because there were no digital cameras and you had to use film and have a camera with a self-timer or a friend you didn't mind being TMI with, or blurry shots taken an arm length away (with a Polaroid), never owned a Polaroid with a self-timer, then, to get the naughty film developed, another shame, so no sex photos were exchanged, which was frustrating at the time. I was poor, remember Polaroids being too pricey for both camera and 10 pack of film. For a year and a half I had pictured Ken Olin-ish and the reality was....he just wasn't who I pictured, the face to the voice was off, I wasn't attracted to the guy in the photo. I never showed up. Changed my number. So all those out there sexting and able to exchange photos and words in seconds...you guys have it so easy! This was 1992 to 1993. Don't remember his name or his number but did for a really long time.

has anyone read this?

http://www.amazon.com/Billion-Wicked-Thoughts-Internet-Relationships/dp/0452297877

whoa crazy story *tera

It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show).

fantastic

Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.

I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.

why not sext

I used to sext, it was good

now I pass out alone, it is not as good

heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick

but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?

my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night

on purpose

I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.

you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU

If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?

that is sext-waiting

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

that is braggin

i don't think that counts

you shouldn't care

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVukpr3Twk4/SmxljXl-n4I/AAAAAAAAE8s/2cs7FiVvPdM/s1600-h/evony+01.jpg

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/14/94/9aad547034beeb89727c5935a5126c07.jpg

(i was j/king)

http://i.imgur.com/y0q3zGC.jpg

milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)

that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.

we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon

8====> ~~~ (.)(.)

bullseye