have you ever sexted

sexting, for better or worse, is my generations second most important cultural innovation after selfies

these cultural innovations are related

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omg LL

funny i'll dick around on ilx at work all day but i won't check out a sexxi pdf

i know
aren't they hilarious? they're from this "choose your own adventure" sex message service

Press 1 if you want me to eat your pussy, press 2 if you want me to ease into your wet cavern.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Heyes.jpg
"I love the taste of your salty skin."

posted here originally

Invent interesting metaphors and similies for women's romantic novels.

"wet cavern" seems a horribly misguided turn of phrase. are there sightless fish swimming in the lightless depths of this wet cavern? we'll never know because i'm pressing 1

hopefully the sightless fish didn't get in there. be safe, kids.

My juices are flowing. Press any key to make me cum.

I prefer the old-fashioned pony sexpress.

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I got married before sexting was a thing. I think if I started now it would just be weird. H would just be like "What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

everyone needs dick pics

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg/220px-Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg

"What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

otm

idk. dick picks aren't really about need

when I am feeling down, or bored, I look at my dick pic collection and it brightens my day a little bit.

1

How long should I wait after the Carlos Danger scandal has blown over to txt my first dick pic?

I had to think about this question. I think the answer is yes. But there were no pics involved. (I just got my first smartphone last week!)

xp don't wait until it's over. strike while the iron's hot!

sexts have never been as relevant as they are at this moment.

Treesext

Sextree

dick pics are great everyone wins

guys--get their dicks looked at
gals-get dicks to look at

guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general_impact/photo/guy-fieri-cee642e1641d34c5.jpg

guys--"let me look at dicks, i need dick"
other guy--"here is my dick do u approve"
guys--"this is the best dick"

Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00

Guy Fieri's dick is the worst roll at Guy Fieri's sushi restaurant

"hey dick is small need big boy dick to do big boy things"
"o yeh here's one this diuck is like wrecking ball of future if asses are concrete walls"
*jackhammer sounds*
"yay my dick big now with picture"

no unless you count pranks

Guy Fieri's roll is a mozzarella stick whose batter is sprinkled with jalapeños, cumin, and chocolate chips.

"sex stick"
"yes, more batter"
"sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella"
"cumin"

TheYupokay 1 year ago
"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao
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Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\

https://twitter.com/voidsexts

jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 17 May
sext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 8 May
sext: whats wrong with ur hands

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 7 May
sext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: luxuriant hair spills out of me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 2 May
sext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: stairs forever

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind

jesus christ cavern

yeah as soon as I hit send etc. you know what I meant!

that's still the worst Soundgarden song

"rusty cage"

have to say if a girl i'm dating calls it that imma make my excuses xxp

christ's purported resurrection has a whole new meaning to me now

jesus christ cavern

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins)

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xpost!

never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused

let's silx

haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!

i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.

I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB

not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.

they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.

anyway tl; dr as always :/

whoa that's fucked up

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

yeah this def seemed more like a flashing-kind of compulsion, like showing his junk to unsuspecting women was what got him off, the more unsuspecting the better as time went on

damn VG

eugh

too long; don't sext

whoa that's fucked up

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:57 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:58 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my friend ended up a victim of this, entirely unsolicited, via some degenerate whom she had barely exchanged words with at university

she saw it more as an opportunity for a 419 baiter type of psy-op in which her one line responses initiated a series of ever more absurd photos, culminating in a poorly cropped photo of her interlocutor doing his thing with nickolodeon in the background

the emails stopped when she tried to get him to re-enact a description of brony auto-asphyxia, and his credulity ran out

i told her the unsolicited c0ckpics were borderline criminal harassment to begin with and she should have ignored it but she didn't see him as any sort of threat (partly cuz he was living in another country) so she wasn't about to get worried and didn't want me to play the concerned father etc

anyway it was creepy as hell and i hope plebs like him are prosecuted before too long

my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night

on purpose

I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.

you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU

If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?

that is sext-waiting

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

that is braggin

i don't think that counts

you shouldn't care

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http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/14/94/9aad547034beeb89727c5935a5126c07.jpg

(i was j/king)

http://i.imgur.com/y0q3zGC.jpg

milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)

that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.

we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon

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