sexting, for better or worse, is my generations second most important cultural innovation after selfies
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
these cultural innovations are related
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5eyqeAjw1qlu3kpo1_400.jpg
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
omg LL
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
funny i'll dick around on ilx at work all day but i won't check out a sexxi pdf
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
i knowaren't they hilarious? they're from this "choose your own adventure" sex message service
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
Press 1 if you want me to eat your pussy, press 2 if you want me to ease into your wet cavern.
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Heyes.jpg"I love the taste of your salty skin."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
posted here originally
Invent interesting metaphors and similies for women's romantic novels.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
"wet cavern" seems a horribly misguided turn of phrase. are there sightless fish swimming in the lightless depths of this wet cavern? we'll never know because i'm pressing 1
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
hopefully the sightless fish didn't get in there. be safe, kids.
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
My juices are flowing. Press any key to make me cum.
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
I prefer the old-fashioned pony sexpress.
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
there are people out there who haven't sexted?
― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink
I got married before sexting was a thing. I think if I started now it would just be weird. H would just be like "What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
everyone needs dick pics
― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg/220px-Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
"What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."
otm
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
idk. dick picks aren't really about need
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
when I am feeling down, or bored, I look at my dick pic collection and it brightens my day a little bit.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
1
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
How long should I wait after the Carlos Danger scandal has blown over to txt my first dick pic?
― how's life, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
I had to think about this question. I think the answer is yes. But there were no pics involved. (I just got my first smartphone last week!)
― blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
xp don't wait until it's over. strike while the iron's hot!
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
sexts have never been as relevant as they are at this moment.
Treesext
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
Sextree
― Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
dick pics are great everyone wins
guys--get their dicks looked atgals-get dicks to look at
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general_impact/photo/guy-fieri-cee642e1641d34c5.jpg
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
guys--"let me look at dicks, i need dick"other guy--"here is my dick do u approve"guys--"this is the best dick"
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back
lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Guy Fieri's dick is the worst roll at Guy Fieri's sushi restaurant
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
"hey dick is small need big boy dick to do big boy things""o yeh here's one this diuck is like wrecking ball of future if asses are concrete walls"*jackhammer sounds*"yay my dick big now with picture"
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
no unless you count pranks
― ciderpress, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
Guy Fieri's roll is a mozzarella stick whose batter is sprinkled with jalapeños, cumin, and chocolate chips.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
"sex stick""yes, more batter""sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella""cumin"
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
TheYupokay 1 year ago"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao Reply · 4
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\
https://twitter.com/voidsexts
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 17 Maysext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 8 Maysext: whats wrong with ur hands
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 7 Maysext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: luxuriant hair spills out of me
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 2 Maysext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: stairs forever
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
jesus christ cavern
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
yeah as soon as I hit send etc. you know what I meant!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
that's still the worst Soundgarden song
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
"rusty cage"
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
have to say if a girl i'm dating calls it that imma make my excuses xxp
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
christ's purported resurrection has a whole new meaning to me now
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HQ-GLUEj_tQ/T3o24qImT1I/AAAAAAAAAWc/IuftS3zhZpE/s1600/JESUS+AT+THE+TOMB+001.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
xpost!
never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
let's silx
― sleepingbag, Friday, 2 August 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!
i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.
I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB
not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.
they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.
anyway tl; dr as always :/
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
whoa that's fucked up
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
yeah this def seemed more like a flashing-kind of compulsion, like showing his junk to unsuspecting women was what got him off, the more unsuspecting the better as time went on
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
damn VG
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
eugh
― max, Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
too long; don't sext
― szarkasm (schlump), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
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― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:58 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my friend ended up a victim of this, entirely unsolicited, via some degenerate whom she had barely exchanged words with at university
she saw it more as an opportunity for a 419 baiter type of psy-op in which her one line responses initiated a series of ever more absurd photos, culminating in a poorly cropped photo of her interlocutor doing his thing with nickolodeon in the background
the emails stopped when she tried to get him to re-enact a description of brony auto-asphyxia, and his credulity ran out
i told her the unsolicited c0ckpics were borderline criminal harassment to begin with and she should have ignored it but she didn't see him as any sort of threat (partly cuz he was living in another country) so she wasn't about to get worried and didn't want me to play the concerned father etc
anyway it was creepy as hell and i hope plebs like him are prosecuted before too long
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night
on purpose
I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.
― homosexual II, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
that is sext-waiting
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
what about "I require the D with great haste"?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
that is braggin
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
i don't think that counts
― markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
you shouldn't care
― markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVukpr3Twk4/SmxljXl-n4I/AAAAAAAAE8s/2cs7FiVvPdM/s1600-h/evony+01.jpg
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/14/94/9aad547034beeb89727c5935a5126c07.jpg
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
(i was j/king)
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/y0q3zGC.jpg
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)
that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.
― estela, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link
8====> ~~~ (.)(.)
― a solitary sext (sic), Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link
bullseye
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link