have you ever sexted

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i wasn't sexting, i was trying to scare you with pictures of my misshapen genitals

nice moderating dude (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:23 (four years ago) Permalink

Well I guess I've only sort of sexted, then.

BTW, I don't know anything about this Weiner guy but I'm so sick and tired of the media's war on sexting. Big fucking deal!

daavid, Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:23 (four years ago) Permalink

in my younger days i have done the cybersex and the phonesex but i don't think i have sexted

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:52 (four years ago) Permalink

i have sent texts involving penis words to my boyfriend but i don't know if that counts as a sext

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:53 (four years ago) Permalink

"penis word"
"thank you"
"more penis word"
"o yes"
"faster penis word"
"i am orgasm"

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:56 (four years ago) Permalink

lol

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:59 (four years ago) Permalink

sexting, for better or worse, is my generations second most important cultural innovation after selfies

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:04 (four years ago) Permalink

these cultural innovations are related

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:04 (four years ago) Permalink

omg LL

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:07 (four years ago) Permalink

funny i'll dick around on ilx at work all day but i won't check out a sexxi pdf

antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:08 (four years ago) Permalink

i know
aren't they hilarious? they're from this "choose your own adventure" sex message service

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:09 (four years ago) Permalink

Press 1 if you want me to eat your pussy, press 2 if you want me to ease into your wet cavern.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:10 (four years ago) Permalink

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Heyes.jpg
"I love the taste of your salty skin."

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:10 (four years ago) Permalink

"wet cavern" seems a horribly misguided turn of phrase. are there sightless fish swimming in the lightless depths of this wet cavern? we'll never know because i'm pressing 1

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:13 (four years ago) Permalink

hopefully the sightless fish didn't get in there. be safe, kids.

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:15 (four years ago) Permalink

My juices are flowing. Press any key to make me cum.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (four years ago) Permalink

I prefer the old-fashioned pony sexpress.

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (four years ago) Permalink

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I got married before sexting was a thing. I think if I started now it would just be weird. H would just be like "What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:18 (four years ago) Permalink

everyone needs dick pics

homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:20 (four years ago) Permalink

"What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

otm

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:21 (four years ago) Permalink

idk. dick picks aren't really about need

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:24 (four years ago) Permalink

when I am feeling down, or bored, I look at my dick pic collection and it brightens my day a little bit.

homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:25 (four years ago) Permalink

1

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:28 (four years ago) Permalink

How long should I wait after the Carlos Danger scandal has blown over to txt my first dick pic?

how's life, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:29 (four years ago) Permalink

I had to think about this question. I think the answer is yes. But there were no pics involved. (I just got my first smartphone last week!)

blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:32 (four years ago) Permalink

xp don't wait until it's over. strike while the iron's hot!

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:33 (four years ago) Permalink

sexts have never been as relevant as they are at this moment.

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:33 (four years ago) Permalink

Treesext

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:34 (four years ago) Permalink

Sextree

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:34 (four years ago) Permalink

dick pics are great everyone wins

guys--get their dicks looked at
gals-get dicks to look at

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:35 (four years ago) Permalink

guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:37 (four years ago) Permalink

guys--"let me look at dicks, i need dick"
other guy--"here is my dick do u approve"
guys--"this is the best dick"

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:39 (four years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:39 (four years ago) Permalink

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:42 (four years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri's dick is the worst roll at Guy Fieri's sushi restaurant

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:43 (four years ago) Permalink

"hey dick is small need big boy dick to do big boy things"
"o yeh here's one this diuck is like wrecking ball of future if asses are concrete walls"
*jackhammer sounds*
"yay my dick big now with picture"

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (four years ago) Permalink

no unless you count pranks

ciderpress, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (four years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri's roll is a mozzarella stick whose batter is sprinkled with jalapeños, cumin, and chocolate chips.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:44 (four years ago) Permalink

"sex stick"
"yes, more batter"
"sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella"
"cumin"

waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:53 (four years ago) Permalink

TheYupokay 1 year ago
"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao
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johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:31 (four years ago) Permalink

Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\

https://twitter.com/voidsexts

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:39 (four years ago) Permalink

jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:40 (four years ago) Permalink

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 17 May
sext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 8 May
sext: whats wrong with ur hands

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 7 May
sext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: luxuriant hair spills out of me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 2 May
sext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: stairs forever

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:43 (four years ago) Permalink

jesus christ cavern

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (four years ago) Permalink

"What are you doing right now?"

homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:32 (four years ago) Permalink

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:34 (four years ago) Permalink

Also re johnny crunch's pic:

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:36 (four years ago) Permalink

I did have phone sex once while I was home from college visiting my parents. It was sort of awkward and nerve-wracking because the walls are a little thin in my parents' house. But the girl was one of those push-the-envelope types and it's always easier to get over your own self-consciousness when the other person has none.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:42 (four years ago) Permalink

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a bi joke or

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:45 (four years ago) Permalink

lol

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 August 2013 18:21 (four years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

waterface, Friday, 2 August 2013 18:23 (four years ago) Permalink

never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:30 (four years ago) Permalink

let's silx

sleepingbag, Friday, 2 August 2013 19:35 (four years ago) Permalink

haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!

i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.

I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB

not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.

they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.

anyway tl; dr as always :/

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:55 (four years ago) Permalink

whoa that's fucked up

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:57 (four years ago) Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:58 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah this def seemed more like a flashing-kind of compulsion, like showing his junk to unsuspecting women was what got him off, the more unsuspecting the better as time went on

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:22 (four years ago) Permalink

damn VG

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (four years ago) Permalink

eugh

max, Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (four years ago) Permalink

too long; don't sext

szarkasm (schlump), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:31 (four years ago) Permalink

whoa that's fucked up

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:57 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:58 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my friend ended up a victim of this, entirely unsolicited, via some degenerate whom she had barely exchanged words with at university

she saw it more as an opportunity for a 419 baiter type of psy-op in which her one line responses initiated a series of ever more absurd photos, culminating in a poorly cropped photo of her interlocutor doing his thing with nickolodeon in the background

the emails stopped when she tried to get him to re-enact a description of brony auto-asphyxia, and his credulity ran out

i told her the unsolicited c0ckpics were borderline criminal harassment to begin with and she should have ignored it but she didn't see him as any sort of threat (partly cuz he was living in another country) so she wasn't about to get worried and didn't want me to play the concerned father etc

anyway it was creepy as hell and i hope plebs like him are prosecuted before too long

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:01 (four years ago) Permalink

my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night

on purpose

I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.

homosexual II, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:33 (four years ago) Permalink

you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:37 (four years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:47 (four years ago) Permalink

If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (four years ago) Permalink

that is sext-waiting

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (four years ago) Permalink

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:06 (four years ago) Permalink

that is braggin

mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:07 (four years ago) Permalink

i don't think that counts

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:13 (four years ago) Permalink

you shouldn't care

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:14 (four years ago) Permalink

(i was j/king)

mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:19 (four years ago) Permalink

milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:48 (four years ago) Permalink

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)

that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.

estela, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:54 (four years ago) Permalink

we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 23:00 (four years ago) Permalink

8====> ~~~ (.)(.)

a solitary sext (sic), Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (four years ago) Permalink

bullseye

sleepingbag, Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (four years ago) Permalink


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