have you ever sexted

Never have, hopefully never will.

The practice I find weirdest is people who sext before they meet. Call me old fashioned but...

it happens, man.

i'm sexting right now while i'm posting

xxp that post has the makings of a Pet Shop Boys song

Call me old fashioned but...

(shrugs) OK, you old-fashioned butt.

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

PVMIC

^haha

if you have sex, and you have phones...

Was gonna vote but I don't even know what qualifies as "sexting" ? Does it have to involve pics?

I don't think it has to, but you're obvs doing it wrong w/o them.

i've sexted 'k'

the whole idea is utterly repellant to me

that's not what you said last night

i wasn't sexting, i was trying to scare you with pictures of my misshapen genitals

Well I guess I've only sort of sexted, then.

BTW, I don't know anything about this Weiner guy but I'm so sick and tired of the media's war on sexting. Big fucking deal!

in my younger days i have done the cybersex and the phonesex but i don't think i have sexted

i have sent texts involving penis words to my boyfriend but i don't know if that counts as a sext

"penis word"
"thank you"
"more penis word"
"o yes"
"faster penis word"
"i am orgasm"

lol

if you're not sure what to say, try one of our scripts
http://s3.amazonaws.com/WP_redirect/media/Sexy-Tales-Female-Script.pdf
http://s3.amazonaws.com/WP_redirect/media/Sexy-Tales-Male-Script.pdf

sexting, for better or worse, is my generations second most important cultural innovation after selfies

these cultural innovations are related

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5eyqeAjw1qlu3kpo1_400.jpg

omg LL

funny i'll dick around on ilx at work all day but i won't check out a sexxi pdf

i know
aren't they hilarious? they're from this "choose your own adventure" sex message service

Press 1 if you want me to eat your pussy, press 2 if you want me to ease into your wet cavern.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Heyes.jpg
"I love the taste of your salty skin."

posted here originally

Invent interesting metaphors and similies for women's romantic novels.

"wet cavern" seems a horribly misguided turn of phrase. are there sightless fish swimming in the lightless depths of this wet cavern? we'll never know because i'm pressing 1

hopefully the sightless fish didn't get in there. be safe, kids.

My juices are flowing. Press any key to make me cum.

I prefer the old-fashioned pony sexpress.

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I got married before sexting was a thing. I think if I started now it would just be weird. H would just be like "What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

everyone needs dick pics

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg/220px-Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg

"What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

otm

idk. dick picks aren't really about need

when I am feeling down, or bored, I look at my dick pic collection and it brightens my day a little bit.

1

How long should I wait after the Carlos Danger scandal has blown over to txt my first dick pic?

I had to think about this question. I think the answer is yes. But there were no pics involved. (I just got my first smartphone last week!)

xp don't wait until it's over. strike while the iron's hot!

sexts have never been as relevant as they are at this moment.

Treesext

Sextree

dick pics are great everyone wins

guys--get their dicks looked at
gals-get dicks to look at

guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general_impact/photo/guy-fieri-cee642e1641d34c5.jpg

xp

the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her

things usually work out don't worry about it

it's better to not be careful about this stuff

check

*whips out phone and...*

treesext

ive texted

wait til u see my http://25.media.tumblr.com/570a34f67f307fea39c80da26fcd705c/tumblr_mpn4kkKp821qhig20o1_500.jpg

not sure if it counts

I've sexted, but only with someone I was actually dating at the time - it's actually kinda fun, if you're in a situation where you're both so busy that you can't see each other and just want some form of intimacy. tho I will say actual phone sex is better in that regard, as sexting can sometimes feel like playing a Sex RPG, and nobody wants to be eaten by a Grue in the middle of it.....

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

interesting split

sext: interesting split

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/mens-lives/201107/sexting-rules-when-to-sext

If you sext during Tet would it be a sextet?

"What are you doing right now?"

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.

Also re johnny crunch's pic:

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

I did have phone sex once while I was home from college visiting my parents. It was sort of awkward and nerve-wracking because the walls are a little thin in my parents' house. But the girl was one of those push-the-envelope types and it's always easier to get over your own self-consciousness when the other person has none.

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a bi joke or

lol

hahahaha

never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused

let's silx

haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!

i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.

I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB

not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.

they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.

anyway tl; dr as always :/

whoa that's fucked up

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

yeah this def seemed more like a flashing-kind of compulsion, like showing his junk to unsuspecting women was what got him off, the more unsuspecting the better as time went on

damn VG

eugh

too long; don't sext

whoa that's fucked up

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:57 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:58 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my friend ended up a victim of this, entirely unsolicited, via some degenerate whom she had barely exchanged words with at university

she saw it more as an opportunity for a 419 baiter type of psy-op in which her one line responses initiated a series of ever more absurd photos, culminating in a poorly cropped photo of her interlocutor doing his thing with nickolodeon in the background

the emails stopped when she tried to get him to re-enact a description of brony auto-asphyxia, and his credulity ran out

i told her the unsolicited c0ckpics were borderline criminal harassment to begin with and she should have ignored it but she didn't see him as any sort of threat (partly cuz he was living in another country) so she wasn't about to get worried and didn't want me to play the concerned father etc

anyway it was creepy as hell and i hope plebs like him are prosecuted before too long

my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night

on purpose

I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.

you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU

If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?

that is sext-waiting

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

that is braggin

i don't think that counts

you shouldn't care

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVukpr3Twk4/SmxljXl-n4I/AAAAAAAAE8s/2cs7FiVvPdM/s1600-h/evony+01.jpg

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/14/94/9aad547034beeb89727c5935a5126c07.jpg

(i was j/king)

http://i.imgur.com/y0q3zGC.jpg

milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)

that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.

we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon

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