people that YELP are scumbags

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the yelp scene is mad creepy and "entitled"

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 19 February 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, that's truly creepy and morally reprehensible on the part of Yelp. There's definitely reasonable grounds to assume Yelp creates bad reviews on its own, since it seems to think hiding bad reviews is a very profitable thing to do.

It'll be interesting to see where this goes.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 19 February 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

"Are they commies or have some agenda?"

Nah just the usual New Voice Media bullshit.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 19 February 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

there was a news story on this featured on fox 11 in l.a. last tuesday night, i think?

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 19 February 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

chaki otm

velko, Thursday, 19 February 2009 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

this is so fucked

s1ocki, Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

can a mod change this thread title to peope WHO yelp are scumbags?

ian, Saturday, 21 February 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

people who are vegetarian and go to a (delicious, cheap, family-run Peruvian-style) chicken place and neg-review it for not catering to their diets are scumbags

-:¦:-•(¯'•omg•'¯)•-:¦:- (dan m), Saturday, 21 February 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

a friend of mine was talking about how one of her friends turned into a hardcore yelp addict and just hangs out with other yelp people now. it does sound a little bit like a cult.

memo from norv turner (omar little), Saturday, 21 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

can a mod change this thread title to "people WHAT yelp are scumbags?"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 21 February 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Can a mod please change this thread title to, "WHAT, yelp scumbags are people?"

----> (libcrypt), Saturday, 21 February 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

a couple of the yelp reviews for the place i work are the equivalent of someone complaining about not being able to order sushi at an italian restaurant

just1n3, Saturday, 21 February 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

If Yelp is indeed asking for money to erase negative reviews, and Google "Do No Evil" is partnered with Yelp, and the allegations prove to be true, will Google in turn yank their partnership with Yelp?

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Saturday, 21 February 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Is Yelp actually erasing negative reviews? I kinda skimmed all the links, but it seemed more like Yelp is selling good review placement, something that Google most certainly does.

----> (libcrypt), Saturday, 21 February 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

google does not sell search result placement.

lil waynes babymama (musically), Saturday, 21 February 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Of course they do. I used to help buy it for the giant corporation I used to work for.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 21 February 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

do you mean ads or sponsored listings?

lil waynes babymama (musically), Sunday, 22 February 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Google used to have a special "boxed" ad atop search results, paid and placed. I get the feeling Yelp at least claims they're doing something similar.

----> (libcrypt), Sunday, 22 February 2009 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6008/picture2m.png

----> (libcrypt), Sunday, 22 February 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

right, i was referring to the actual results though. google has always been very good, much better than any other search engine i think, about clearly demarcating paid ads and actual results.

lil waynes babymama (musically), Sunday, 22 February 2009 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

You can make a case for Google clearly demarcating paid content from search results, but Yelp can probably make a very similar case, at least if their model is basically what's depicted above (which may not be the case, for sure). In other words, Google isn't going to kettle Yelp's pot based on the aforementioned evidences.

----> (libcrypt), Sunday, 22 February 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

how much do they pay for good reviews?

double bird strike (gabbneb), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Yelp has contacted me NUMEROUS times asking for money, claiming they can "really help the business" with their listing placement, but it's some absurd amount of money they want. Fuck you Salvador @ Yelp, stop bothering me at work.

ian, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

libcrypt, maybe you should do a little more than scan the links that have been posted...? i am not trying to be rude but i'm sincerely confused as to how even skimming the links would give you the result that you are coming up with here.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

you know, people pay good money to google to get their results higher up in a search. they most coitainly sell search placements. big business, man.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

(this coming from my former corporate days)

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh. that's not really how it works, burt, but whatever!

(this coming from my current corporate days)

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, not exactly, they separate the results a little. keyword bidding or whatever.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link

seo maneuverings are not really similar to the issues at hand being thrown around about yelp, i wish this topic hadn't been brought up with that ridiculous "google do no evil" thing! learning yelp's partnering with google now really makes it extremely, extremely unsurprising that they're now engaging in leg-breaking tactics and shitty, godawful customer service. everything they f'ing touch!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

libcrypt, maybe you should do a little more than scan the links that have been posted...?

Feel free to make corrections as you find appropriate, schef.

----> (libcrypt), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i mentioned it upthread a couple of times but the whole cultish aspect of yelp is extremely creepy

pro bowl was fun (omar little), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

seo, my old nemesis.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Next thing, you'll be saying that the whole notion of "cougaring" is crepey.

----> (libcrypt), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Can someone explain what's cultish about Yelp? I've never really used it, but it seems hard to believe that cultish behavior could form around rating local businesses?

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Next you guys will tell me there's a hopstop cult.

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I should prob have checked yelp before we used that real estate broker. It might have saved me a month and a lot of mishegas.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah librcypt the thing about those links is that no one (well, few people) is questioning the practice of sponsored results or similar well-known practices. it's that yelp is aggressively phoning local businesses and the ones that refuse to pay or complain are suddenly seeing an increase in negative reviews + several establishments stating that positive reviews are being removed until they agree to pay the monthly fee to "sponsor." it's quite possible that these are just busybody business owners banding together to make yelp look bad too, but they all seem to be well-reviewed establishments (3.5 stars or higher averages) so i feel like that's a lot less likely than their stories being true.

i admit that i've never cared for yelp, tho i use it as a search tool! too much of what was said upthread, "complaining how they can't order sushi in an italian restaurant."

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link

most people use it as just a review site, but there's a very definite community that is vv serious about yelp and getting freebies because they are "yelpers" and who basically try to get other people into it. it's maybe more pyramid schemey than cultish but it's probably a little of both.

pro bowl was fun (omar little), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link

and i think most people who have reviewed items for a site that has some iffy qualities would just shrug their shoulders, but people who are hardcore into yelp basically act like scientologists when confronted with aspects of the site that are a little "off".

pro bowl was fun (omar little), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Yelp isn't cultish, at least apart from the weird cougar cult that's associated with it, but it is full of annoying attention whores, insofar as which makes Yelp no different than YouTube or Pitchfork or whatever. (xp)

----> (libcrypt), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Is this true? I'd love to see some forum discussions by Yelp cultists.

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah what the hell is "yelp elite" and why do these ppl get freebies? that's just like, ok, why do you get a prize for needing your hand held the most? but i've never actually met a person like this...? that is lol that they really exist!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i think they mostly just hang out with each other, my friend who went to a yelp "elite" event said he had an okay time but it was totally strange and he'll never do it again.

pro bowl was fun (omar little), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

that sounds so amazing. get him to write a story.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel like that's a commonality with a lot of big not-quite-message-board not-quite-social-network "community" sites actually...

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Is this true? I'd love to see some forum discussions by Yelp cultists.

http://www.yelp.com/talk/sf/category/Site-Questions-and-Updates

lil waynes babymama (musically), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link

schef, I think that the strongarm-via-negative-reviews thing, while it may be the case, has no substantive proof behind it. There are some folks unhappy that they happened to see negative reviews pop up, but how many folks approached by Yelp didn't? The other side of the coin, "pay-for-positive-placement", isn't substantively different from Google, at least how Google did it a few years ago.

----> (libcrypt), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

justine a. says:

Hi Everyone =D

Like many people, I was curious on how to become a yelp elite. My problem is, when I type "Yelp Elite" into the search box, it brings me a bunch of conversations about yelp elites but no direct link to how to become a yelp elite.

While on search, I found the website direct link: http://www.yelp.com/elite

Hope you find it useful on your mission. Happy Yelping =D

(I'm a hospitality major and we had a discussion in class about yelp elites and I was curious on how to really become one. There are rumors that you need 300+ friends, x amount of reviews, etc. So I wanted to find out how to actually do it. Also, it would be nice to place on my resume yelp elite =D especially being a hospitality major and maybe some day being a concierge or travel agent.)

----> (libcrypt), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link


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