what if Freddie Mercury's biggest secret was that he WAS a badger irl and that's why Brian May has dedicated his life to saving them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
what if Chris Brown is /was a member of The Residents?
― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
What if Michael Stipe's name was really Michael Stope?
― kornrulez6969, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
and what if they kept it instead of giving it away
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
what if he found his religion but lost his orange crush
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
what if Vince Neil died instead of the guy from Hanoi Rocks and as a result of the butterfly effect we lived in a utopian society cuz FUCK VINCE NEIL
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link
What if an accident of birth had placed Obama in Cuba?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link
one of the funniest thread titles OOT imo
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
Imagine if Ian Curtis had died in 1975 and the band found a front man who could actually sing.
― wk, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
after he died they went with Barney. this is clearly a group of musicians with a strong preference for frontmen who can't sing.
― tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
what if they had went with morrissey
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
xp wk,
"whoa whoa whoa"
― Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
these young men you fancifully frywith those weights on their shoulders so high
― tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
I keep reading the title of this thread as 'Imagine if John Lennon had died in 1980... '
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:52 (ten years ago) link
me too actually!
― OutdoorFish, Monday, 22 July 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link
it's easy if you try.
― pplains, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
steven was the good singer but he couldnt sing and play at the same time iirc
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
that said i love bernard's voice despite its imperfection. i named my cat after him! he has a good voice too.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
I enjoy hooky's vocals on dreams never end and doubts even here. only ever heard one revenge song though.
― OutdoorFish, Monday, 22 July 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/25/if-germans-won-first-world-war
― ferret is followed! (soref), Friday, 27 December 2013 07:20 (ten years ago) link
^^^worse than a thousand liveblogs of 'carry on dick'
― ferret is followed! (soref), Friday, 27 December 2013 07:25 (ten years ago) link
What if Dr. Dre had died in 1996 and Tupac Shakur was a soon-to-be Apple exec hawking overpriced headphones?
― Lee626, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:37 (ten years ago) link
What if Igor Stravinsky shocked the crowd at the 1913 Newport Folk Festival with his electrified version of "Le Sacre du Printemps"?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link
What if Beethoven lost his sense of smell instead of hearing?
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:51 (ten years ago) link
irl lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link
what if Phil collins was gay?
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
"In Too Deep" would have a whole other dimension.
― You and Dad's Army? (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
you're no son of mine
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
heard 'love will tear us apart' in the supermarket the other day
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPBzmn8bcyk
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
Ian Curtis rides a rollercoasterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs
― gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link
I saw that yesterday but couldn't think the best thread to put it on. Good pick.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link
What if the Red Hot Chili Peppers came from Grimsby instead of Hollywood?
― the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link
We were the butter kind
― _Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
Posted on another thread?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/john-lydon-trump-brexit-nigel-farage-support-sex-pistols-singer-good-morning-britain-a7652981.html?cmpid=facebook-post
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 27 March 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link
it's funny that this is being treated like it's a news story when he's openly been a right-wing shithead for as long as i can remember
― bomb diggy diggy diggy bomb diggy bomb (jim in vancouver), Monday, 27 March 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link
It's like how people were Stoll looking to Bob Dylan to lead the revolution in 1982
― Mark G, Monday, 27 March 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link
as ian curtis is in the thread title: imagine what an insufferable bastard he would be if he were alive, considering that when he was in his early 20s he was a tory voter who didn't allow his wife to vote because she supported labour
― bomb diggy diggy diggy bomb diggy bomb (jim in vancouver), Monday, 27 March 2017 22:01 (seven years ago) link
lol i didnt know that, damn
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 01:02 (seven years ago) link
thought this thread was revived re Lydon's Brexit comments
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 01:15 (seven years ago) link
as opposed to...?
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 01:16 (seven years ago) link
this is weird because i distinctly remember skimming a magazine interview w/ lydon a few months back where he slammed trump and praised obama. strange guy.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:09 (seven years ago) link
Lydon's been making a fool of himself in one way or another for 35 years. (I should say I haven't read his books, which are supposed to be good.) But I'm with Marcus there (he's talking about some Sex Pistols reunion show specifically, but I'd extend it to pronouncements like Lydon's today):
"My attitude was these people did so much to make the world a more interesting place, that I don’t care if they go on every five years for the money: they deserve it. They can’t be repaid for what they did – that’s how I feel about it...If they’d all become bankers, or arms merchants or mercenaries in Iraq or something like that – those records would still be there and they would still be things in themselves. And the creators could not hurt them."
― clemenza, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:18 (seven years ago) link
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, March 27, 2017 9:15 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, March 27, 2017
my bad: I missed the first post
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:29 (seven years ago) link
I don't remember the tory Curtis stuff. What's the source on that?
― gospodin simmel, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link
It's in Touching from a Distance:
Ian ... voted Conservative as he always would do. He argued that as his wife I had to vote the same way, otherwise I would cancel his vote!
https://books.google.com/books?id=LmSwBAAAQBAJ&pg=PT52&dq=ian+curtis+conservative+touching+from+a+distance&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjR65SYnvjSAhUD2yYKHd5_BjgQuwUIIzAB#v=onepage&q=ian%20curtis%20conservative%20touching%20from%20a%20distance&f=false
― My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 03:19 (seven years ago) link
He died at 23. There was only two general elections he could've voted in and only one during their marriage. That "he always" is carrying a lot of weight.
― everything, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 04:37 (seven years ago) link
Lyndon's comments are just him saying (as usual) that finds it all to be an entertainment. So what? He's not right wing at all. Never has been.
― everything, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 04:41 (seven years ago) link
the doddering classes often become conservative without realizing it
― Balðy Daudrs (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 07:05 (seven years ago) link
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 03:09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wArthvGUb_w
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 07:17 (seven years ago) link