Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, March 27, 2005 11:08 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this kills me
― johnny crunch, Friday, 19 July 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
Instead of half-mast, maybe you could fly a flag at three-quarter-mast for a guy who's in a coma. Then, if he gets worse, the flag gets lower, or if he gets better, it starts to move up, so you can just look at the flag and see how he's doing.
― am0n, Friday, 19 July 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins.Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
― oder doch?, Thursday, 23 July 2020 07:06 (three years ago) link
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 23 July 2020 11:12 (three years ago) link