The New Allmusic: D/D?

MOG LINKS

MOG’s in the house; if you fakin’, get out
MOG’s in the house; if you fakin’, get out
What is it? Yeah, it’s the M-O-G
And we some real-ass hustlers, you better believe us
Yeah, and we takin’ the crown
So if you fakin’, get out, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around
Who is it, man? It’s the M-O-G
And we some real-ass hustlers, you better believe us
Yeah, and we takin’ the crown
So if you fakin’, get out, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around

The impostors launch their flash but they just ain’t got no soul
Silicon Valley geeks in it just for the dough
They don’t know Jimi from Joni, don’t know Dylan from Neil
They just know what’s on the Billboard, and they think it is real
We’re sick of your bullshit and your hype and your cheese
I mean come on, you are not going to last – bro, please
‘Cause when the MOG dog bites, it’ll never let go
It’s gonna tear your ass down, make you reap what you sew
I’m not going to name names, suckas know who you are
Y’all are lackin’ in the game, man, not up to par
What we do with 12 people takes you 210
You can never reach the level of the MOG, my friend
Y’all should’ve known better, music isn’t the same
As biotech, software, and video games
If you fakin’, get out, because we takin’ the crown
If you fakin’, get out, because we takin’ the crown

Yeah, it’s the M-O-G
And we some real-ass hustlers, you better believe us
Yeah, and we takin’ the crown
So if you fakin’, get out, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around
Who is it, man? It’s the M-O-G
And we some real-ass hustlers, you better believe us
Yeah, and we takin’ the crown
So if you fakin’, get out, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around

This game is not for suckers, you stupid motherfuckers
So if you are a sucker, get out. Bounce.
Now. And start selling some hedge funds
You guys are snakes in the grass, not legends
Y’all might have got bigger way mo’ faster than us
But all the real music fans see through your B.S.
So take your notes and try to copy, we ain’t chippin’
You know we been up in the game for years like Pippen
So take your Soulja Boy, your Fergie and your Lohan
We want Nas, Jay-Z and Snoman
And yes – you will die a slow death
And M-O-G will be there, we will take your last breath
We gonna cover you with dirt and cover you in the bog
And swear no one will remember you like spiral the frog

http://idolator.com/5213231/mog-leaps-into-battle-weaksauce-rhymes-in-tow

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They've had MOG, Spotify and Rdio links on the site for at least the past year. Seems iTunes has been added with this most recent redesign.

A redesign which is awful, by the way.

cool new layout, cool new radio buttons

album art mouseover: 'click to embiggen'

somewhere back there in the permanent redesign salt mine there is a human being at work

David Jeffries gives all rap albums a 3.5 and it's really fuckin dumb. Kellman needs to review more of those

what's with this User Reviews tab? are they competing with rateyourmusic now?

http://www.allmusic.com/album/ok-computer-mw0000024289/user-reviews

Even today, OK Computer is still relevant in the wake of Social Media and the decreased emphasis on human interaction in a world rule by massive companies.

otm

Oh, wonderful! Yet more music reviews by people who clearly shouldn't be doing them. Don't get me wrong, everyone's entitled to an opinion, art is subjective, rating is arbitrary and so on and so forth. However, if I want plumbing advice, I don't ask a fucking dentist. As much as everyone is entitled to an opinion and willing to give their opinion, only an idiot would treat all opinions equally. I look forward to people giving 1-star reviews of canonical albums and writing "CUZ IT'Z SHIT! LOLOLOLOLOL!!1!!"

http://www.juniordentist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dentist_patient_nightmare1.jpg

^ Yeah, that about sums it up!

sure does

in theory I have nothing against amateur review sites. I use rateyourmusic a lot to discover obscure albums, and I'm really not concerned with whether the reviews are publication quality — all I ask is a short semi-literate blurb to the effect that 'this album exists, here's what it sounds like, it might be worth listening to' *dashes off to slsk or youtube or blogs to track it down*. there's a lot of music that professional writers have never reviewed (on AMG or elsewhere), so I'm willing to wade through a lot of shoddy amateur writing and batshit opinions on rym to find a handful of new artists I wouldn't have discovered otherwise.

however I have a feeling AMG's amateur reviewers will mostly tackle canonical dadrock stuff that's already been written about ad nauseum rather than filling holes in AMG's database, so I don't see this new feature amounting to much.

I look forward to people giving 1-star reviews of canonical albums and writing "CUZ IT'Z SHIT! LOLOLOLOLOL!!1!!"

this is the opposite of the problem of "amateur" reviews

unregistered completely otm and true to my own experience

nv otm as well, rly

seriously.
the surround ads on the opening page are making getting into the site impossible.
yes yes i know i can use chrome/ghostery, but i have started using edge as W10 is a lot happier resourcewise when using Edge.
but, the fact is, allmusic is virtually unusable in edge.

allmusic's 'similar albums' recommendations are quite odd sometimes. i just clicked out of interest to see what they thought would be similar to prince's dirty mind, and they advised i listen to maze, roy ayers, and midnight starr (all of which are fine and good, but not really similar to DM!)

Went to browse the site just now and came up with this:
http://i.imgur.com/nkDdtbw.png

Which renders the site unusable on a desktop.

agreed.

They must really be hurting in the budget department.

Sad.

Working OK for me (uh-oh, no Ad Blocker)

grossest ad blocker blocker i have ever experienced

yeah, this is the first time I've been asked to disable Adblock and Ghostery simultaneously. not sure why they've taken a sudden interest in my browsing habits but I guess I should be flattered

apparently All Media Network was acquired by an adware/malware/spyware company called Blinkx in April 2015, which explains a lot...

sad. allmusic used to be the spot!

Just removed it from my bookmarks for the first time in nearly twenty years as an internet user.

RIP AllMusic.

oh bummer, this sucks.

also just realized that i can no longer even remember what it used to look like, back when it was a good functional website in addition to an incredibly deep, rich storehouse of information. :-/

http://i.imgur.com/WMA0wkq.jpg

from 2001, courtesy of archive.org

for the curious, here's what it looks like today on mobile (goin' mobile) while you're attempting to look up the linear notes for a latter-day gentle giant record:
http://i.imgur.com/vut5bcv.jpg

#TMRW

would someone just kill me already

in 2001 i was still usually viewing it on a text-only browser so all those crazy yellow tags are news to me

seems as though most of us are pretty old news, where's the mod that handles board descriptions

usually give entitled adblock crybabies short shrift but the allmusic ads are just insanely obnoxious, and purposely so. idk how anyone can think this model works

love this gall on the paid subscription intro page

Improved Site Speed
We work with dozens of ad networks to get the most relevant ads for you. By removing these you will get a vastly improved experience.

usually give entitled adblock crybabies short shrift but

lol hubris

lol extreme case! putz

far worse on desktop than it is mobile so they're p obv targeting a particular victim

Wow, this pop-up basically chases you away for good doesn't it?

What's this SupportFreeContent plugin it wants you to install?

Aside from the horrendous user experience, has any of the actual content gone away? It gave the impression that it's more incomplete, but maybe that's just the perception as it's just more difficult to get at the information.

Okay, I admit in my memory, old-school AMG was not quite that hideous. But it worked, and very fast too...

AMG seems ... exactly like it's been for the last few years? The ads are obnoxious, but I'm not having any more difficulty finding content or noticing any content that is missing.

^this

AMG still works well. type in anything you're looking for into google like this:

allmusic.com Hoobastank best of hoobastank

it's always near the top.

there is no reason to ever visit the allmusic.com front page

i don't understand why anyone would opt for allmusic when there's discogs. what am i missing?

Bios? Album reviews from ppl who can write?

Just as long as they haven't done any harm to Ned.

^^ otm.