"Let's get this over with, I tee off in an hour. I'd didn't wash up... yes, I did, I took a shower."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was, "Yesterday I took a shower?" Either way, A+.
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
"No, I did NOT say play through!"
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
"sir, we're operating on ms. ryder"
― wombspace (abanana), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
"Dr. Livingston, I presume."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
"Golf, amirite?"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
"GOLF, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 July 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/g290/130708_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/29/p465/130729_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:40 (ten years ago) link
"Well, I'm supposed to be your dinner, but as you have no mouth, howabout I sing you "Don't Worry, Be Happy", would you like that?"
"So the Job Centre told me to apply for this job at a raw pescatarian restaurant and here I am. But on the bright side, now I'm a contributing member of society and no longer a drain on the welfare state."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link
"Put your hands where I can see 'em, pervert"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (ten years ago) link
lol mark
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link
'Well that certainly wiped the smile off your face'
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link
"This is the worst date I've ever been on."
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link
'Who the fuck orders fish on a pizza?'
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link
"Murderer!"
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 12:55 (ten years ago) link
"I hope you like mercury!"
― it itches like a porky pine sitting on your dick (Phil D.), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link
"oh go on then, ask him to bring another fork!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
I suppose you're wondering why i asked you here...
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
"It is related, O auspicious King, that there was a merchant of the merchants who had much wealth, and business in various cities."
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
Water..........wwwwaaattteerrrrrrr
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
"If you're wondering why I'm talking, it's because the waiter hates you and spiked your drink with LSD."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
"I'm not that kind of girl, Mr Brasi."
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
"Of course I'm alive! This is New York City, not Fishkill."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
"Dave?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
"NOW will you marry me?"
"I don't like it here."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
"I know a good deal more about you than you suspect. I know, for instance, that you're in love with a woman. It is perhaps a strange circumstance that we both should be in love with the same woman. The first evening I came to this cafe, I knew there was something between you and Ilsa. Since no one is to blame, I demand no explanation. I ask only one thing: you won't give me the letters of transit - all right - but I want my wife to be safe. I ask you, as a favor, to use the letters to take her away from Casablanca."
― conrad, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
It's freezing here under the fan, I should have brought my breadcrumbs
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
'Stunning food at this crummy joint? No such luck my friend'
― if you lose your way tonight that's how you know the map's not right (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
"I can't believe we're both Pisces."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
"Brr, could you please inform the waiter that I'm cold?"
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
"And now, the end is here And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full I traveled each and ev'ry highway And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few But then again, too few to mention I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew But through it all, when there was doubt I ate it up and spit it out I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried I've had my fill, my share of losing And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say, not in a shy way, "Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"
For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!"
― conrad, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
Fish hands on misery to fishit deepends like a coastal shelfget gutted and served as a dishand don't have any spawn yourself
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
"What's your favourite Marillion album?"
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
"You look different to your profile picture. You're a fish."
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
"well this is awkward"
― conrad, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
"May I have a sip of your water, please?"
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
"there are plenty of other fish in the sea. "
― estela, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
was trying to find a way of using that for a long time this morning.
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
"Pass the me, please"
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
"So strictly speaking I'm really not a vegetarian option."
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
"You feel like a fish out of water? Fuck you, asshole."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
"there is something fishy about this but i won't carp on, cod knows this isn't the time or the plaice and you've likely haddock up to here with my bullshark. eel see myself trout"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 July 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
"I shit in your dinner."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 July 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
"You misheard; it wasn't a Groupon deal, it was a grouper deal."
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
"Holy crap, your name's John Dory too?"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/raLIi9t.jpg
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
"me? straight into the food industry right outta school"
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link