John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Drink It

So yeah that was a shot of smoked salmon vodka

mmm fish booze

You might think that, but you would be wrong

lol

what are the quintessentially minnesotan shots?

Habenero infused tequila shots have just ruined a bunch of evenings

nipsy or no cred

So yeah that was a shot of smoked salmon vodka

http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/ap/salmon%20vodka-1640097240_v2.grid-4x2.jpg

this shit? I have some, it's sick

I NEED MORE UPDATES

^^^^

I fucked up my phone!

I don't feel
Good

are you.... drink in uptown?

Drunk, that is

We were not drunk, no

Otm re mod powers

A bog is a bog

I realise that the 'will drink it' crew is not currently ongoing, but: marmite vodka?

I would drink it

god what a wonderful thread

Looking forward to explaining this thread to my son one day.

breast milk cocktail time imo

what?

someone offered me a breast milk cocktail this weekend; we were in a parking garage

White Russian Minnesotan

I was, in fact, offered a breast milk White Russian

someone offered me a breast milk cocktail this weekend; we were in a parking garage

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, August 19, 2013 11:39 AM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Um, wait. What?

We were transitioning from a harbor cruise celebrating the marriage of Fluffy Bear/Austerity Ponies to his wonderful wife to a bar and I was ditching my jacket in the car. Another guest was going to go pump in her car and cracked a joke about making everyone White Russians. I wasn't paying attention to her so all I heard was "White Russians" and I assumed she said something about buying White Russians at the bar, so I said "okay sure!" and she went "OMG I WAS KIDDING" and it wasn't until the elevator door closed that I realized what she must have said.

we later went out to this woman's house in Waltham and drank a shit-ton of beer; still no White Russians tho </robbed>

hahahahaha

I love that I will drink spam infused 151 or beer with anchovy paste but somehow a shot using breast milk is a bridge too far.

what if, and just hear me out on this... what if you put anchovy paste in the breast milk

I will put $20 into a betting pool that jjj has had a shot with breast milk within the year

It's supposed to be really sweet.

If I ever breastfeed there's no way I'm not tasting that shit.

Don't look at me like that.

jjj I have an idea: BREAST MILK STOUT

my christing god

pretty sure this is a bot randomly creating cocktails, but there are some recommendations in here to be sure: https://twitter.com/good_cocktails

uhoh

FB is in town for new years, trouble may be had by all

Skype/Hangout IMO

perhaps use google hangout and post info to the thread

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/disney-themed-cocktails-you-need-to-try-asap

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr03/26/16/enhanced-10906-1393449491-1.jpg

90% of these are just a dessert in a glass

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr04/26/16/enhanced-16683-1393449428-1.jpg

100% of these are just horrible

the mushu is the only one that seems thread-ready

I will drink the shit out of everything on that list

MARK MY WORDS

you could change the names of the drinks to something fancy-sounding and probably make a killing as a "martini bar"

I'm into the one with gin/mint/green tea

Uhoh