Sriracha and pizza were made for each other
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 13 July 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
does she know about this thread?
― markers, Saturday, 13 July 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
http://typophile.com/files/daddies_340g_4879.jpg
― piscesx, Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link
HP Sauce = the only brown sauce worthy of being put on anythingDaddies = vile chemical filth
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
I mean, never mind cola flavoured wine, I'd drink an HP flavoured cola.
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1YKFV45M18
乒乓, repeat after wiley
― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
I think the fact that the shrimp on the pizza were served in-shell is the worst part; it's like getting barbecue chicken pizza with the chicken in the form of bone-in wings
that said, HP sauce is indeed superior to any US condiment
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
tbh if you put ketchup on any pizza you're out of my team - i'll allow it for crust dunking
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
also re: pronunciation was this woman Daphne Moon by any chance?
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
Lol
― ^do not heed if you rate me (wins), Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
Prawn/rocket pizza obv classic. Ketchup obv fucking insane.
Love,
The Original Batshit Britisher Pizza Thread Monster
― imago, Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
Girl at school used to put ketchup on her *breakfast cereal*. She was German.
― imago, Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
ketchup doesn't taste very good
― ^do not heed if you rate me (wins), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
How about dipping pizza in burger sauce (Woking style: half salad cream / half ketchup)?
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
In Trinidad you have to specifically ask them not to smother your pizza in hot pepper sauce, otherwise it comes as standard irrespective of which pizza you ordered. Ketchup is barbarianism, though.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
hot pepper sauce and pizza is a gr8 combo, when I have pizza at home I usually put encona on it anyway
― ^do not heed if you rate me (wins), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
They put mayo on pizza here in Mexico gaaaaaaaaah so much worse than ketchup.
― quincie, Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
What's with "Britisher"?
― Studied keyboard mash (tsrobodo), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
what is brown sauce
*leaves goal unattended*
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
My friend's father regularly puts butter on his pizzaHe is from Sligo
― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
xphttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/23Daves/left%20and%20to%20the%20back/iwannabeawinner.jpg
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
My mother in law always poured olive oil on her pizza. She would also cut herself slices of cheese and then spread butter on them.
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
i like pepper sauce on pretty much anything but the thin stuff not the gloopy stuff
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
A brushing of olive oil on a fine Italian pizza makes perfect sense. Butter on cheese is vomit central. All sorts of weird associations itt
― imago, Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link
how i break it down is pizza is not essentially fancy food and people shdn't get over-protective and pissy about it but grown adults who put ketchup on any food bar fries and the occasional sandwich needs to get their tastebuds shaved
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
absolutely otm
― imago, Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link
that said, pizza is still a great Italian dish and the deep-pan monstrosities visited upon it by Americans are galling enough without 'em having the barefaced cheek to claim a bit of fresh rocket on pizza is the devil's work
― imago, Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
does rocket = arugula?
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Yes.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Wait wait wait! So people are shocked and offended by someone putting arugula on a pizza, when spinach is a pretty common pizza topping, and arugula is a similar leafy green vegetable?
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
look the rudimentary idea behind ketchup application is in the vinegar content, it's like balsamic for toddlers
― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
I think one person was shocked and offended by the rocket xp
― ^do not heed if you rate me (wins), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
supermarket shortcut balsamic is r/w vinegar with shitloads of sugar anyway so not even too dissimilar tbh
― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
I love all this ilx US/UK coldnwar shit.
― regular speed of candy on chrome (brimstead), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
i am not offended by shrimp or rocket but am deeply hurt by shrimp shells/tails
big fan of ketchup but would not put it on my pizza
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
I would like everybody to note that in the second picture, the slice on the right is not a slice that was upended and left on its back
The slice on the right is in fact a slice laid on top of another slice that's had ketchup applied to it like jam
― 乒乓, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link
she then chewed it and spread the resulting paste btwn 2 ketchup packets and ate that
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link
Yes
― 乒乓, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
In memory of diana ;_;
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link
i love dining out, such a treat
― regular speed of candy on chrome (brimstead), Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
did you f
― what a wonderful url (Matt P), Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
Now it makes sense. I still couldn't get past why you were saying pizza when the photo clearly showed a quesadilla.
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
It was not a date xp
― 乒乓, Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link
I want a pizza...fuck yes...delicious pizza pie....let's see, what do I want...cheese...nah...let's spice it up a little...quattro stagioni maybe...nah...too fancy...wait I know...throw some fucking prawns on there...yeah...then put some some arugula...now slather that motherfucker with some goddamn ketchup...fuck yes...all that ketchup...and these prawns...can you smell that? that's the prawns...now this...this is a fucking pizza
― tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link
n.b. i was being retarded
― what a wonderful url (Matt P), Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link
^^^^this. Truly unforgivable.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2omb_4O5DkQ
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
Tail in so you know it's a fresh prawn
― 乒乓, Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
in tribute to this thread, i made three pizzas tonight. one had red sauce, mozz & variety shrooms. one had pesto, chevre & red pepper. the other had sliced potatoes, olive oil & rosemary. all were served under an inch-thick blanket of rocket & ketchup. except for that last part.
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
have the waiter remove the tails at the table then, fancy place
― mookieproof, Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
That is a salad
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Sunday, 10 February 2019 01:34 (five years ago) link
i didn't notice before but it's got some of that black oil krycek stuff from the x-files on it
― j., Sunday, 10 February 2019 01:52 (five years ago) link
Lj did you put any chocolate on your kedgeree pizza?
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 10 February 2019 02:53 (five years ago) link
nuke sweden
The most Swedish pizza there is. Pineapple, banana, curry. pic.twitter.com/aGum8QybJ7— @sweden (@sweden) August 11, 2017
― NEWS Giant penis frog didn’t have a giant penis after all (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 October 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link
Excellent proof that there is such thing as bad pizza (ffs Sweden)
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link
Lawyers for Julian Assange should consider using this pizza to fight his extradition.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link
I would 100% eat that pizza
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 October 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
I would eat that pizza too.
― Yerac, Monday, 14 October 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link
Does it have cheese? If so, which?
― L'assie (Euler), Monday, 14 October 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link
I'd take a bite out of it at 4 am after a monumental beer bender.
― pomenitul, Monday, 14 October 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link
looks like something I’d produce after a 4am beer bender
― gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
I mean I've enjoyed a lot of durian pizza in my time and that looks like the closest approximation I'm going to find.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
I would add red pepper flakes or hot oil. mmmmmm.
― Yerac, Monday, 14 October 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link
i would v much eat that pizza especially with some spice
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link
I would eat that but I would not call it a pizza.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 14 October 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
*barf emoji*
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 October 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
Usually I don’t pay attention to the smear tactics — but this time, I couldn't resist.A dark money group is spending thousands against me claiming I'm from NYC (I'm not) and that I like bagels (I don't).FYI - this is how we do pizza in South Texas. With hot cheetos. 😎 pic.twitter.com/MfR1hHnaCX— Jessica Cisneros (@JCisnerosTX) February 24, 2020
texans, is this true
― j., Tuesday, 25 February 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
fkn sesame seed bagel wtf
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link
No.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 07:35 (four years ago) link