golden era darraghmac vendettas

He is an innocent vessel for the worst flaws of mankind, it is fucking miltonesque the process that occurs

Still maintain that physically/skillwise he could have matched yr gerrards et al

xp hearty lol

list of yr gerrards

1 yr steven gerard

2 yr scott parker

yr barry, yr milner

hes going to be playing next to scotty p next season

Lower level than yr hudds yr lamps obv

Give me yr poor, yr weak, yr thudded passes

I feel like Jenas ought to match up to a schoolkid archetype, but who? I've a hazy recollection of a couple of kids who were perfectly smart and athletic and on the face of it fairly cool, but never hung out much or actually joined bands or played sport or anything. They were just kind of nebulous presences at school and eventually left to take over their dad's shop or something. They never even went in for bullying. I guess they were never going to be memorable types, if they even existed.

i remember one of those kids, assume he's a PE teacher somewhere now

He comes across well in interviews, blandly friendly, like a young oil exec on the weekend

I saw him giving a tour of his mansion on a kids' version of football focus (may have been one of LG's?). He had a great big, dark office with a massive desk: "this is where I download my music"

is jenas an epl player any more

circa 2002 he was an upper midtable player

circa 2009 probably lowermid

id think he could hack it at prospective 16th place finisher hull city

i can't even recall how or what he did for whom last year, did he get a run out at qpr? was his villa injury the season before? ijdk

float like a butterfly sting like a butterfly

butterdish morelike

not really tho, he stayed alarmingly rawboned for a lad that never played tbf

thinner old paul robinson was on SSN bemoaning how britain tells it's shit goalies that they're shit which he feels they oughtn't do really it doesnt help

joe hart was getting the soapy titwank treatment on tv over the weekend

apparently if the goalkeeper is only called into action because a defender made a stupid mistake, he doesn't really have any obligation to try to save the resulting shot

you can see that at least the blame is shared round, but as i note upthread when you have a gk that yr defence can't trust it does awful things to em too

the nation's commentariat are under the misapprehension that paul robinson was a good goalkeeper whose confidence was shattered rather than a fairly crappy player whose career regressed to the mean eventually

i sometimes wonder if paul robinson didnt turn me into the football fan i am today

Fulham 1 Swansea 2: Shelvey hands strugglers fourth defeat in a row, as final whistle is greeted with chorus of 'Jol out'

he's not very good

heard scotty parker scored an audacious chip

Nah he tried to cunt it nononsensically outta the stadium but all that would escape his hips was the feeble puff shown

Never did write that 2005 girl

tho the experience gained has me advising treeship to let her go on other threads, we were all 2005 once or something idk

Last night I called 999 and declared war on Northumbria police before shooting an officer on the West End A69 roundabout in his T5. Sitting there waiting to bully someone. Probably a single mum who couldn't afford her car tax.

Rang again and told them they're gonna pay for what they've done to me and Sam. I went straight but they couldn't let it go.

The public need not fear me but the police should as I won't stop till I'm dead.

On the night 3/7/10 I shot Chris Brown and Samantha Stobbart, after an argument earlier that evening, and here I will make all the facts clear so there is no misunderstanding.

They took it all from me, kids, freedom, house, then Sam and Chanel. Where could I go from there? Obviously I have issues but I was pushed. I never beat my kids. I could simply admit to anything now cos it doesn't matter.

I'm a killer and a maniac but I ain't no coward.

I was terrified of losing Sam, as I knew I'd lose the plot and that, and not wanted to do so stopped me from ever beating her and anyone saying otherwise can go on a lie detector.
Now I've realised Sam is really hurt I am gutted. I never meant that.

Moat then threatens to target hospital staff if they fail to save his ex-girlfriend.

Those doctors better save her or I'll hit that hospital. I still love her despite everything but my head is a mess right now and I know I'm too far gone to make much sense of it.

I guess I've finally lost it. I'm not on the run, I will keep killing police until I am dead.

They've hunted me for years, now it's my turn.

I am very sorry about Sam and wish I hadn't shot at her. Just make sure she stays alive.

I never cheated on her, I wish she hadn't on me. She pulled the trigger by doing so just as much as me.

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 12:18 (4 years ago)

Never did write that 2005 girl

― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 November 2013

not likely to rly at this stage, it is gone, gone and I shall hide my face amid a crowd of stars

jenas surprisingly not too awful talking shit on tv

it helps that he has a friendly demeanour and is sort of photogenic in that jamie redknapp way rather than the sort of grunting neanderthal former utility players who constitute the majority of that profession

the cabbie on the way back had talksport on (surprisingly tolerable when it's just rapidfire transfer news) and then whatever bbc piece of shit in which jermaine jenas was explaining how adebayor was not difficult or lazy but just mistreated by arrogant avb, and sure to be a hit in the aaaaarrrghs' dressing room when he appears to save them from relegation

look I won't be one bit surprised he scores ten league goals but everyone knows he's a dead weight at spurs.

I'd be only half surprised jenas doesnt tog out for arry tween now and may tbh

Jenas unaware of Adebayor's pre-Spurs career maybe

Jermain's a good lad is jermain

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-3103123/Real-Madrid-job-Rafa-Benitez-dreamed-used-tell-club-meant-Liverpool.html

good luck to him I say

http://i.imgur.com/WXkycRo.jpg

Trippier signed, surely the end for Walker/Naughton, just need to sort out left-back now

No other forward in English football history, perhaps, has ever looked as though he grew up dreaming of being a left-back as Rooney.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/sep/20/anthony-martial-manchester-united-wayne-rooney-southampton

jonathan wilson owes u royalties

https://twitter.com/Blaugra_Nah/status/650775852179849216

Harsh on the fat lad

still didnt write that 2005 girl

cant believe i never posted itt about the time i was strolling the south quays at temple bar and passed an italian restaurant window and who was in there alone at a table and it fuckin heavin with grub enough for six but fatty robinson how i didnt go and check behind the cistern for a fuciin revolver ill never know

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDjh8j8XgAQeR1q.jpg

if i may make a case for the ahem defence

trippier has been limited but ok til this season, with a brilliant right foot and a neat line in getting his cross in from most angles and situations

his attacking form has certainly dipped but his defensive performance is only slightly beneath what we're used to (not far off walker at his best, rly)

given there's no better alternative at the club its kind of on poch not to have set out the required baseline rules and i was more than half serious when i suggested that one of our two defensive leaders (more likely one per full back) should be kicking arse on the pitch regarding offside trap and getting caught wrong side of his man (the two likeliest and most damaging sins)

add this to the pretty enormous workload poch puts on his fullbacks (central defensive players get away with murder imo) and outside of the heat of the game i can take a measured view that trippier looks awful in a system that has continued to ensure he gets hammered with his own flaws every week.