Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

Not even sure this is a pun -- the monkey is not a "heavy pet"? I don't know why they're wired together. Baffling.

Presumably after having surgery (like getting a monkey wired to your neck) the doctors would recommend that you indulge in no heavy petting.

I was just thinking that "It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye" would make a good one of these

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61eH1Qe7oAL._SY355_.jpg

^ first solo slbum by Alan Clarke of the Hollies. I have no idea what the title is suppose to mean, but it is truly fucking abysmal.

Warren Zevon's "My Ride's Here" is the sort of poignant/sad exception to the rule of this stuff

what a ridiculous cover too. but awesome t-shirt

I googled just now to make sure "It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye... Then It's Just Fun!" was not a Megadeth album title.

I have no idea what the title is suppose to mean...

Harold Allan Clarke (5 April 1942, Salford, Lancashire) is a retired British singer who was one of the founding members of The Hollies.

I was just thinking that "It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye" would make a good one of these

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CxXvDDPpL.jpg

Nah, it'd be like, It's All Guns and Fame Til Someone Oozes A Lie!, and it'd be written out on a postcard with a flourish, like they could have written ''wish you were here!'' And the band are standing around, leaning on each other's shoulders chuckling at the camera. And it'd be really brown.

http://www.thehitchers.gencodesigns.com/Sleeve-Fun-and-Games_web.jpg

Horrible 90s Album Titles etc., would be a good thread...

What would define the 90s album-naming ethos -- one-word names that sound like chemical compounds?

Hmmm, tough to say...these things break apart by genre I think. Did the "we're just a fun, no-fuss party band!" thing even exist in the 90s? I guess maybe in the land of vaguely funky major label alterna-metal. Most big rock bands seemed to take on at least a little grungey bummerdom, in image if not in song. Maybe something like Sugar Ray's 14:59.

Oh come now, of course there was!

http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/000/155/0000015538_500.jpg

I'm struggling to keep myself from spamming this thread with more horrible 90s album covers

ahahaha yes, how could I forget FUSH YU MANG. Bloodhound Gang would be a good source here too methinks. But yes - new thread? Or do we need to wait a couple decades?

E.L.P.'s Brain Salad Surgery always struck me as a particularly awful name

...which is also a lyric from Dr. John's "Right Place, Wrong Time." Both released in 1973. I've always wondered about this.

There's a collaboration you don't see too often.

Proposed (horrible) album title:

Waiter, There's an Armadillo in my Gumbo!

Check, Please!, with a picture of the band in spirited negotiations with the record company.

"Tree Fellers Wanted" - for a trio; or even duo for maximum lolz

...which is also a lyric from Dr. John's "Right Place, Wrong Time." Both released in 1973. I've always wondered about this.

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Woah, was just listening to the Dr. John track this morning and wondered the same thing

there's a who poll on the main page but i kinda realized that this iconic album is sorta one of these album titles

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/69332138/Whos+Next+The+Who.png

somehow it escaped me until now that the title is written "Who's next" not "Who's Next" or "who's next"

yeah that is kinda weird

also on the who tip you've got *eugh* all cowboys have chinese eyes

http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/images/covers/cactus-one-way-or-another.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fqhRORKDqo0/TLTjJa0hg1I/AAAAAAAAC7o/hfoY1WecxKw/s320/CACTUS~3.JPG

Gross.

I know right? I was wondering if an American would ever even say "'ot", but apparently the bloke from Leaf Hound was the singer on that album.

You mean this guy?

http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1689258-1354447181-9614.jpeg

Reminds me of
http://eil.com/images/main/Speedy+Keen+-+Y%27+Know+Wot+I+Mean%3F+-+LP+RECORD-439048.jpg

You mean this guy?

Dunno if you posted a picture there, but if you did, I can't see it

http://www.leafhound.net/ducks.jpg

That's the feller! Why's he got his entrails wrapped round his neck?

Maybe it's just me skimming through this thread too much, but now I want to read that as a gag title meant to evoke "Fucks in Dlight," whatever that would mean.

http://pixhost.me/avaxhome/2007-11-06/cover.jpg

They also had an album called Lie Back & Enjoy It with pretty cool fold out artwork:

http://eil.com/images/main/Juicy+Lucy+-+Lie+Back+And+Enjoy+It+-+LP+RECORD-257620.jpg

used to think this was one of the most sanctimonious titles ever, until I saw this cover:
http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/2627/cover_57171912112009.jpg

so a 'to do' list, maybe? first: say hi to St Peter?
…but no, that's the less common cover - the other covers and inner vinyl labels carry the version with the apostrophe.
don't know about you plebes and your worldly concerns, but…
http://sinistersaladmusikal.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/100_9262-1.jpg

Ha totally the Eastern mystic version of that type of title. Love that album though.

http://eil.com/images/main/Utopia+(US)+-+Oops!+Wrong+Planet+-+Sealed+-+LP+RECORD-357606.jpg

http://pulmyears.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/deface.jpg

http://spintogroove.com/sites/default/files/R-3742381-1342542350-5942_1.jpeg

OMG those Utopia ones are just PAINFUL

http://i42.tinypic.com/20j3fp0.gif

Hahahaha... Here's a horror:

http://www.hallandoates.de/Covers_Albums/1972%20Whole%20Oats.jpg

I don't know if it exists, but there should certainly be one called "Try This On For Size"

Or how about "Salad Daze" with an illustration of the band from behind sitting crosslegged staring up at like a giant glowing radish or some shit

"Second Place is the First Loser"

The Frames should have done a record called "Shot Down in Frames"

"New Clear Waste"

"If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport"