dirt bag style

dell wtf @ u

exactly, right?

lol "dell"

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scratch n sniff of mystery stain on jeans reveals it to be tomato sauce
just downed bud tallboy opened last night

same clothes everyday

also no shower this morning and fuck shaving

hi-5

wife won't let me wear hoodie because it smells like homeless person. said she could smell it from across the room

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wondering whether or not to clean litter box, mentally considering chances of getting lucky tonight

explain

it's a custom in some parts not to change the litter box before a big date

it's good luck!

that's what i tell myself anyway

got laid tonight. bitch is so foine. hottest chick ive ever fucked. bitch is sleepin right now in my bed, did not change litter box. lol. lol. lol.
-c

-c

wondering whether or not to clean litter box, mentally considering chances of getting lucky tonight

^^^

i had a girl come over recently when i had not cleaned the litter box, i think i actually told her that i was rolling dirt bag style that week.

i notice you dont mention that you got lucky

;_;

(there was making out, tho)

found a woman's hair in my sheets the other day, is definitely several weeks old. must change sheets

found a blonde woman's hair in my fiancee's bra the other day, hmmmmmmmmmm

sports bra

must look into this so-called "gym"

with binoculars?

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"oh, i think it must be my personal trainer's"

^^ not an explanation

hell yes it is.

paging j cutty esq.

wondering whether or not to clean litter box, mentally considering chances of getting lucky tonight

before i moved in, gf would just buy $10 litterboxes and throw the whole thing out (w/ sand & poop) once every six weeks

six weeks??? gross.

your gf was rollin' dirt bag style for sure.

hahaha

my old roomate (never gf, dnw) would literally throw dishes out if she felt like it was too much work to clean them, like if it took more than a couple scrubs w/ the sponge

sorry for misuse of 'literally'

all girls are dirty

and wasteful, apparently

i got inspired to change a lot of my dirt bag ways after buying seasons 1-5 of monk on DVD but the other day i found a 2 week old tupperware of sweet potato pie and i just tossed the tupperware in the trash w/o even trying

throwing potato chips in my own face lastnight was defly dirt bag style.

ya sometimes you gotta just go for the nuclear option on old tupperware.

xxpost

but yeah, it was pretty bad w/ the catbox, i think that's why the cat has social anxiety and asperger's now

"oh, i think it must be my personal trainer's"

^^ not an explanation

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you are starting to sound like ross on friends!

is he

hmmm i've been getting that comparison (based on voice, tics, personality, appearance) since high school ...

apparently this thread is better than a WDYLL

what do you LIVE like.

RIGHT????

WDYLL, aspie cat?

ILX is a haven for shut-in aspie cats.

shut-in aspie tabbies.

HOW CAN I SMOKE POT AND WASH DISHES AT ONCE

hold the joint in the corner of your mouth like a cowboy

duh

Garfield is a total stoner, no?