holy shit
― Romantic style in da world (crüt), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
nsfw if your workplace doesn't want you reading stuff like "mixing your juices with my precum into a miraculous lubricant"
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
"This is the best."
― Romantic style in da world (crüt), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
"Oh yeah, that's nice"
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
this is the utter worsti actually grew to like the romance writer's phrasebook after a while
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
The one for men is clearly designed to turn on the man reading it more than the woman to whom it would ostensibly be read.
― carl agatha, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
"It’s usually a woman who performs phone sex for the man."
Also "like your wetness" is going to skeeve me out for a long time.
― carl agatha, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
lick, not like, but either way: skeevy.
"Press 2 to finish off inside my very moist cavern"
― emil.y, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
Lolz
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
"OMG! I'm oozing all over you"
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― emil.y, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
lolol
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
btw, i just bought this book based on this threadhttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0399510028/
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 August 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
awesome! that's enough to make me post the audio version that i did recently. i was a little embarrassed about it, but what the helli hope you enjoy the book. it's a strange journey from page 1 to "her mind was filled with sour thoughts".
i hid the link bc i don't want it to be googleable! http://bit.ly/1oWeC0L
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
fucking awesome.
this book will live in my bathroom prob forever.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
before too long you're going to start assembling your own…i had the book sitting on my shelf for years before i knew what to do with it. now i feel like the possibilities are endless!
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
well maybe notthe physical descriptions do lack range
but not DEPTH mirit
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
His eyes were pools of appeal.
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
OMG the track. Amazing.
― emil.y, Saturday, 2 August 2014 12:22 (nine years ago) link
hey thanks! i'm proud bc the drums sound pretty good and seem to synch up with the story well enough
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Saturday, 2 August 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link
are you enjoying the romance writer's phrase book y/n
i saw the trailer for the 50 shades movie and it looks AWFULlike "here is a gift of some cherries, now let's hump in my private jet" awful
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
yesit's nice to have around the house to sweettalk the gal with
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
hahamay your minds be filled with sour thoughts!
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link