"For a hangover I recommend the hair of the dog."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
"ROWR ROWR-ROWR ROWR ROWR ROWR!!"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
"in real life, no one knows you are a dog?"
― Jibe, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
"so you say you're feeling ruff, could you be any more specific?"
― Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
"What's on top of a house?""RUFF!""How does sandpaper feel?" "RUFF!""Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?""Hank Aaron!"
― Poliopolice, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
"How about a big reward for being such a good patient?""Bow wow wow!""Oh, so you want candy!"
― Poliopolice, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1S5cjy8.jpg
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
"...Well, you certainly fail the brown paper bag test."
"No, no, the LIQUOR goes in the paper bag."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
"lol why are you wearing that?"
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
"How do I know you're the real Unknown Comic?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like JD Salinger?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
"Mmmmph...mmmphhddduh bbbbph"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
"I guess they didn't pay the illustrator enough to draw two faces. Thanks, Obamacare!"
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
#2014mensweartrends
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
"I've coated the inside of the bag with mirrors! Infinite mirrors!!"
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
"Oh my god... Obama?"
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
"I think you should try plastic next time, creep."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
"You must work at Goldman."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
"So what's Hong Kong like?"
― Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
yeah, i was gonna say the winner on this one will likely be "TOPICAL SNOWDEN REFERENCE"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
"I'm up here."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
"I know a Mets fan when I see one."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
^first strong entry
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link
actually I like "I'm up here" too
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
"That's the cheapest Batman Halloween costume I've ever seen."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
"Hey, Papa. Is that brand new?"
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
"What? My profile stated no picture, didn't it?"
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
"I like you. I feel like I could tell you anything."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I have a paper bag on my head."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 1 July 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
"Most guys I date are only half in the bag when we go out."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
"Christ, what an asshole."
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 1 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
"And I got her, nigga...grocery bag"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
"Ah! My old friend Bilbo BAG-gins from BAG End."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
"So, what are you like in the sack?"
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 1 July 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
"You ever wrap your head around a good book?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
"Michael? Michael Jenkins? Is that you??!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
"At least the LASIK turned out OK"
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 05:53 (ten years ago) link
love this
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 10:23 (ten years ago) link
"So, you say you work in retail?"
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
"Fascinating! You know, I spent two weeks as a bag lady back in college -- it really taught me about what's important in life -- I'm writing a memoir about my experiences and hard-earned wisdom right now, in fact, and let me tell you ..."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
Ha, love this one.
― Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
"The bag Mother thinks I'm wearing doesn't have peepholes"
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
Bag man is running for 2 weeks.
Noms for this one are:http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/g290/130624_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 8 July 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link
I submitted mine but no luck.
Don't like any of these. None of them make any specific reference to a traffic stop. The equations with 'd' and 's' and 't' were close enough to Newtonian mechanics that there should be at least one allusion to speeding.
A is the least worst, but isn't it usually "ignorance of the law is no excuse"?
― Plasmon, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
B made me smile, for indescribable New-Yorker-cartoon reasons. Although the pun on "lesson" is bad.
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link
ALL THREE ARE SHIT
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
^
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 05:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/g290/130701_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 15 July 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
So, this week:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/22/p465/130722_contest_p465.jpg