vadge horror stories

Still proud of my contributions here.

You know, J0hn's Sisters of Mercy pastiche was grossly under-appreciated here.

Don't make your man
go up the bum
just cause you're cunny's
lined with scum!
LYSOL DOUCHE

I mean yes, yes it was.

you know, the grammar gaffe makes that even more awesome

GAH I NEVER DO THAT

This i why i need to be a mod

"you are cunnies lined with scum" is a great put-down, though.

I shall mention this thread to Lukey G next time I see him.

Your honey makes
Your boyfriend quake?
Steralize
Your Tastykake!
LYSOL DOUCHE

If your cooze
Gets awful runny
And your guy
Thinks it tastes funny -
LYSOL DOUCHE!

Toxic shock?
Quitcher whinin!
Do something nice
For your vagina, and
LYSOL DOUCHE

oh god my contributions were terrible.

General Tso
Will wince and glower
If your wonton's
Sweet and sour
LYSOL DOUCHE!

If your partners
Want a taste,
Protect them from
A mouth of paste
LYSOL DOUCHE

If you've got a date,
And he puts his suit on
You'd better douse
Those menstrual croutons
LYSOL DOUCHE

If that boy's gon'
Fly the coop let
Lysol drain your
Vag'nal omelette
LYSOL DOUCHE

Since you know
That cheeky bugger
Wants to eat
Your stale facehugger
LYSOL DOUCHE

Crust of vag
Is not a joke
So take care of
Yr penis poke
LYSOL DOUCHE

Is your beau's expression's strained?
Do you have got a rankling uterus?
It's time you got your pooky drained;
your timing's mightily fortuitous!
For Lysol Douche's new product line
Will leave your beaver feeling fine!

-- x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, June 18, 2004 2:40 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

DRAIN THAT POOKY!

aka BURN THE WITCH 2008

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2213/posterteethteaseroneshelq6.jpg

Shouldn't that be "LISTERINE DOUCHE"?

vadge with teeth?

i got some hairs caught in my teeth and wound up inadvertently flossing with em....but i dunno that that's unique at all.....

we missed you bjo

you ruled bo jackson you played both professional baseball and football at the same time my whole family thought that was outstanding

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7510/slickricktherulersback2wh0.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Prostars_title.jpg

I cant see anything there bo.

also hello ^_^

ya apparently I fucked the link up...s'okay, wasn't anything incendiary

that Teeth movie btw is fucking awesome

spoiler: she bites off dudes' dicks with her vadge

As a 22-year-old male virgin, some of what I saw in this picture is quite shocking and had me squirming in my seat on more than one occasion, trying to hold on to my manhood (so to speak) and enjoy a well-crafted coming-of-age horror-comedy.

One night stand?
Now David Schwimmer's
Left a million
Little swimmers?
LYSOL DOUCHE

Supreme Court
making you feel antsy?
Spritz our seltzer
down your pants-y
LYSOL DOUCHE

He saw and conquered
Then he came
Don't cry dear
They're all the same
LYSOL DOUCHE

Has your squid
slipped into squalor
Crack the window
and just holler
"LYSOL DOUCHE"

Not just great as
disinfectant
Try us you'll be
unexpectant
LYSOL DOUCHE

you can tell I'm on deadline

http://members.shaw.ca/revchu/stuff/men2zb.gif

that pic never fails to brighten up my day.

Dayglo anime
Surprise
Flowing freely
From your thighs?
LYSOL DOUCHE

Tattoo on your
lower back?
Bet you need
to cleanse that crack!
LYSOL DOUCHE

http://cdnassets.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/693238/image-4_fullsize.jpg?a76b5203

Lysol clears away the cobwebs!!

"if i pretend to read this newspaper she'll eventually leave and take her stinking cockpocket with her"