Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

Before we begin I need you to take off your coat.

lol

"So in your letter here, you say you'd like a certificate from me signing you off work 'four paw health'?"

"...you really are a stupid mutt"

"Turn your head and woof."

tee hee I like that one

"I'm sorry, but I'm not a dentist so don't work on canines."

oh, wrinklepaws

"Why must I feel like that?" "Why must I chase the cat?"
We're going to run some tests to address your concerns, but It may be nothing but the dog in you.

"Oh my, I'm glad you came to see me-- your rocket does look quite red."

"The test results came back. You have an acute case of Canis lupus familiaris."

"For a hangover I recommend the hair of the dog."

"ROWR ROWR-ROWR ROWR ROWR ROWR!!"

"in real life, no one knows you are a dog?"

"so you say you're feeling ruff, could you be any more specific?"

"What's on top of a house?"
"RUFF!"
"How does sandpaper feel?"
"RUFF!"
"Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Hank Aaron!"

"How about a big reward for being such a good patient?"
"Bow wow wow!"
"Oh, so you want candy!"

http://i.imgur.com/1S5cjy8.jpg

"...Well, you certainly fail the brown paper bag test."

"No, no, the LIQUOR goes in the paper bag."

"lol why are you wearing that?"

"How do I know you're the real Unknown Comic?"

"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like JD Salinger?"

"Mmmmph...mmmphhddduh bbbbph"

"I guess they didn't pay the illustrator enough to draw two faces. Thanks, Obamacare!"

#2014mensweartrends

"I've coated the inside of the bag with mirrors! Infinite mirrors!!"

"Oh my god... Obama?"

"I think you should try plastic next time, creep."

"You must work at Goldman."

"So what's Hong Kong like?"

yeah, i was gonna say the winner on this one will likely be "TOPICAL SNOWDEN REFERENCE"

"I'm up here."

"I know a Mets fan when I see one."

^first strong entry

actually I like "I'm up here" too

"That's the cheapest Batman Halloween costume I've ever seen."

"Hey, Papa. Is that brand new?"

"What? My profile stated no picture, didn't it?"

"I like you. I feel like I could tell you anything."

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I have a paper bag on my head."

"Most guys I date are only half in the bag when we go out."

"Christ, what an asshole."

"And I got her, nigga...grocery bag"

"Ah! My old friend Bilbo BAG-gins from BAG End."

"So, what are you like in the sack?"

"You ever wrap your head around a good book?"

"Michael? Michael Jenkins? Is that you??!"

"At least the LASIK turned out OK"

"Michael? Michael Jenkins? Is that you??!"

love this