Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

no spiritualism no zombies no duckface

― goole, Tuesday, June 25, 2013 2:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ yes

I have been trying to find a more delicate way of paraphrasing a quote from achewood, which amounted to: "No broke chicks, no prudes, no church-face retards"

me too nhex. me too.

When y'all find one of those, let me know.

potential ilx premium service: ilx personals.

make sure you guys scrutinize those this-is-me-in-my-panties shots tho

no spiritualism? oh you wacky atheists

i specif meant people on a blavatsky tip fwiw

My friend just started a tumblr for awful okc exchanges. I'm sure that will bother some of you, but here it is: http://quwwnofhearts.tumblr.com/

I'd actually love to date an ilxor. Too bad none of you live here.

My gf sez its rubbish

lolol 'i'll make you a quwwn'

blavatsky, healing crystals, haunted houses, all bullshit

dating an ilxor would be horrible, you'd know the answer to "what are you looking at on the computer?" and your heart would sink

if only he was just looking at run-of-the-mill pornography

i live here.

i think all of us can say that, in one way or another.

maeks u think

no 'fun' imo as in 'i'm a fun person'

i love fun but come on use other words

otm except that i hate fun

haha, that too

there needs to be something where you can highlight hidden text to reveal unspoken motivations

"I'm looking for someone to hang out with until we get tired of each other in a few weeks"
"I want to get drunk and then hook up so I can ignore your bad taste in music"
"I am tired of dating and want to find someone with similar tastes to settle in with so I can stop it"
"I need someone to kick me in the ass so I can get my life in order"
"I haven't had human contact in so long"
"We're up all night to make tacos"

profilegenius

I FINALLY HAVE A PROFILE. give me tips, ilx - http://www.okcupid.com/profile/communist_dog/ i realise that i say basically nothing about myself but do list an awful awful lot of media i like, i suppose i'll try to change that when i think of anything about me that doesn't involve that media.

"For example, communist_dog appears to be more sloppy than straight men his age."

OKAY FINE I'LL START WASHING MORE.

looks purdy fleshed-out to me. Now for the questions!

I've done like a million questions! Answering questions was fun and easy, and listing a big bunch of things that I listen to and watch and read was easy and fun, but actually saying things about myself, not so much.

Good profile!

Yeah, that part is no fun, but I think you say just enough.

yeah, it's good. Maybe ditch 'I'm not very good at this'? I seem to read a lot of profiles that start that way, and yours would be fine without it.

ya that makes sense, I suppose it's the same for 98% of users. Thanks! I'm still not really sure what I want to use OKC for, I suppose my next step is to lay low and see if I get any of those rare female-male messages.

sent many such recently in a fit of optimism. Silence.

My approach has lately been the "give up and then something happens" one, tho tbh Ive now met someone nice ive had 3 dates with and now wont see for 3 weeks cos he's off OS for work. Blast.

This pretty much exactly applies to me, except the three week phase ends today. I dunno when's the right time to resume contact. Saturday?

Merdeyeux, given your academic interests and location, do you happen to know J0hn Cr0ft? Sorry for derail, wasn't sure where else to put it.

so hoping he writes "I AM..."

haha. The name rings a slight bell, but I don't think so. Looking him up his work sounds interesting!

we were very early dating site adopters, although I've forgotten the name of the site, which began with N. It had racy content and an incongruously non-racy dating section

nerve.com?

Yes!! Thank you.

Ahhh, Spring Street Networks. I was on that.

Not many people put pictures on nerve in 2000 - we exchanged pics in the mail,

One of my good friends met his wife on there.

i wonder if there were online dating in the 70s lots of nerdy girls woulda chosen mary tyler moore screennames like they do liz lemon ones now

god i wish people in Hull chose liz lemon names

I just got messaged by one Mr. Johnnyrealestate

uhh, so this popped up on another website I browse on occasion:

check out the linked tumblr

just got schedule bumped by two people :[

xp oh my god!

should i know who d0m passantin0 is

lololol

from websit

so disappointed to scroll down and see that there was only one entry on that tumblr.