"I'm afraid you have woof and mouth disease."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
"You have 6 months to live. It's going to be ruff."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
^winner
― Treeship, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
Before we begin I need you to take off your coat.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
"So in your letter here, you say you'd like a certificate from me signing you off work 'four paw health'?"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
"...you really are a stupid mutt"
"Turn your head and woof."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
tee hee I like that one
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, but I'm not a dentist so don't work on canines."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
oh, wrinklepaws
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
"Why must I feel like that?" "Why must I chase the cat?"We're going to run some tests to address your concerns, but It may be nothing but the dog in you.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
"Oh my, I'm glad you came to see me-- your rocket does look quite red."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
"The test results came back. You have an acute case of Canis lupus familiaris."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
"For a hangover I recommend the hair of the dog."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
"ROWR ROWR-ROWR ROWR ROWR ROWR!!"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
"in real life, no one knows you are a dog?"
― Jibe, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
"so you say you're feeling ruff, could you be any more specific?"
― Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
"What's on top of a house?""RUFF!""How does sandpaper feel?" "RUFF!""Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?""Hank Aaron!"
― Poliopolice, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
"How about a big reward for being such a good patient?""Bow wow wow!""Oh, so you want candy!"
― Poliopolice, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1S5cjy8.jpg
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
"...Well, you certainly fail the brown paper bag test."
"No, no, the LIQUOR goes in the paper bag."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
"lol why are you wearing that?"
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
"How do I know you're the real Unknown Comic?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like JD Salinger?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
"Mmmmph...mmmphhddduh bbbbph"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
"I guess they didn't pay the illustrator enough to draw two faces. Thanks, Obamacare!"
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
#2014mensweartrends
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
"I've coated the inside of the bag with mirrors! Infinite mirrors!!"
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
"Oh my god... Obama?"
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
"I think you should try plastic next time, creep."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
"You must work at Goldman."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
"So what's Hong Kong like?"
― Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
yeah, i was gonna say the winner on this one will likely be "TOPICAL SNOWDEN REFERENCE"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
"I'm up here."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
"I know a Mets fan when I see one."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
^first strong entry
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link
actually I like "I'm up here" too
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
"That's the cheapest Batman Halloween costume I've ever seen."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
"Hey, Papa. Is that brand new?"
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
"What? My profile stated no picture, didn't it?"
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
"I like you. I feel like I could tell you anything."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I have a paper bag on my head."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 1 July 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
"Most guys I date are only half in the bag when we go out."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
"Christ, what an asshole."
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 1 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
"And I got her, nigga...grocery bag"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
"Ah! My old friend Bilbo BAG-gins from BAG End."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
"So, what are you like in the sack?"
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 1 July 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
"You ever wrap your head around a good book?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link