"Welcome to Happypet Veterinary Clinic. We put the RX into REX."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
"It's bad news I'm afraid. Another shit New Yorker caption contest cartoon."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
"Your mother is a bitch."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
"The Hepatitis E will likely pass on its own -- but I highly recommend restricting your dog shit intake for a few weeks."
(obv shouldn't post to this thread at 1:30 am)
― Øystein, Monday, 24 June 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
"It's okay, I'm actually a dentist" sounds like a winner to me
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
"Do you mind being called 'boy'? Some of my patients object when I call them that."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, but the the course of the disease is irreversible."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:25 (ten years ago) link
"Unfortunately yes, that was in dog years."
"Everything looks to be in order. We're all set to neuter you!"
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link
"We don't use any anesthesia in this office, but the milkbones are excellent."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, the tests are conclusive. You are, in fact, a bad, bad dog."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link
vg+
― Mark G, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link
"you're a dog and my face is melting."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link
Dog years/bad dog both winners
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 10:05 (ten years ago) link
When I said the lab tests were negative, that's not quite what I meant.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link
"As a matter of fact, yes, I've had many patients complain about back pain after sleeping in pup tents."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
"I think the acid is starting to kick in."
"Yep, you're as sick as a dog."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
"I'm afraid you have woof and mouth disease."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
"You have 6 months to live. It's going to be ruff."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
^winner
― Treeship, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
Before we begin I need you to take off your coat.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
"So in your letter here, you say you'd like a certificate from me signing you off work 'four paw health'?"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
"...you really are a stupid mutt"
"Turn your head and woof."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
tee hee I like that one
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, but I'm not a dentist so don't work on canines."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
oh, wrinklepaws
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
"Why must I feel like that?" "Why must I chase the cat?"We're going to run some tests to address your concerns, but It may be nothing but the dog in you.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
"Oh my, I'm glad you came to see me-- your rocket does look quite red."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
"The test results came back. You have an acute case of Canis lupus familiaris."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
"For a hangover I recommend the hair of the dog."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
"ROWR ROWR-ROWR ROWR ROWR ROWR!!"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
"in real life, no one knows you are a dog?"
― Jibe, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
"so you say you're feeling ruff, could you be any more specific?"
― Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
"What's on top of a house?""RUFF!""How does sandpaper feel?" "RUFF!""Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?""Hank Aaron!"
― Poliopolice, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
"How about a big reward for being such a good patient?""Bow wow wow!""Oh, so you want candy!"
― Poliopolice, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1S5cjy8.jpg
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
"...Well, you certainly fail the brown paper bag test."
"No, no, the LIQUOR goes in the paper bag."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
"lol why are you wearing that?"
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
"How do I know you're the real Unknown Comic?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like JD Salinger?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
"Mmmmph...mmmphhddduh bbbbph"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
"I guess they didn't pay the illustrator enough to draw two faces. Thanks, Obamacare!"
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
#2014mensweartrends
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
"I've coated the inside of the bag with mirrors! Infinite mirrors!!"
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
"Oh my god... Obama?"
― Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the (Treeship), Monday, 1 July 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
"I think you should try plastic next time, creep."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link