when i grow up i want macklemore to eat my asshole
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:59 PM Bookmark
(not that the context helps it any!!!)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
I know for a fact they haven't had it in the can for a while.
― Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:09 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ralph Vogon Williams (NickB), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
Is there video of that somewhere? Kinda wanna hear the wet slaps.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, July 19, 2013 10:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
The moment I posted that, I knew ...
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
"Negitive Creep" is the only Nirvana song that IS A FADE OUT.― Aja (aja), Saturday, November 22, 2003 6:15 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
the whipped cream on the table is very ominous― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:08 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's Donna Michelle. She likes whipped cream.― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, April 12, 2005 2:02 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
Whipped Cream! Put it all over yo' boday!― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, November 7, 2005 3:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
perhaps next I will use whippits to make whipped cream.― teeny (teeny), Sunday, April 11, 2004 10:29 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
I like it smoooooooth. Like butter, or Philadelphia-brand Whipped Cream Cheese.― adam, Saturday, March 2, 2002 1:00 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Jello salad with grapes, mandarin orange slices, and whipped cream; fish sticks; glass of Ovaltine.― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 9:33 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh good, another thread you've ruined
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
as usual, smells like a boy's bedroom & provides lovely heady catharsis.― ogmor, Monday, June 17, 2013 6:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― een, Friday, 19 July 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
I fear you will be bummed.
― kraudive, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
Ha
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
My wife just got a 13", never actually saw an 11" until a week ago and I'm kind if shocked at how tiny it is compared to the bigger one. <…>
― joygoat, 2013年8月2日 星期五 下午3:19 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 August 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link
was just coming here to post that
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 August 2013 06:40 (ten years ago) link
this already got called out in-thread but
i have 7-8 year old horsey sauce packets from arby's in my drawers
― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― suggest bando (The Reverend), Friday, 2 August 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link
post a sentence ffs
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Thursday, August 15, 2013 6:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
yeah i think aimless is otm.
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
with sexy results
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
I remember waiting in line at an amusement park a couple of weeks ago and hearing Blurred Lines and thinking that no song could be more appropriate for waiting in line in hot weather surrounded by sweating pre-teens eating various junk foods.
― silverfish, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 8:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― da croupier, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
SIX INCH?
I mean I can handle 3 but 6 is next level
― quincie, Tuesday, September 10, 2013 9:32 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
o shit 77
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link
that's really next level
― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
mookiefail
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
i subject myself to the mercy of the court
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link
Hi Dere!
http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2011/02/04/Ronald_Reagan_t607.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my favorite era of country
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
OH LOUIS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
― ailsa, Saturday, October 19, 2013 8:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
:(
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
;-)
― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
walsh innit
Nobody wins with meta.
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 15:48 (3 years ago)
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bC57Yj3.gif
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link
ronan has a show?
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, October 23, 2013 3:26 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just starting
i didn't know one could be so smug so young it's sort of impressive
― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)
― drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 October 2013 11:02 (ten years ago) link
It's a huge call to drop either of them though and I don't think Moyes has the balls
― Number None, Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Saturday, 26 October 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
This Pedroia fluff right now is making me gag.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, October 26, 2013 10:11 PM (2 minutes ago)
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Sunday, 27 October 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
"I would"
― Doran, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:09 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
these guys seem pretty good
― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nebby yolo (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
oh dang i love those booties
― just1n3, Tuesday, November 5, 2013 10:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
My wife wants to know where you got it
― dan m, Friday, November 22, 2013 10:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
nakh to thread
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
i think i may have hit it four times? maybe a couple more that i've forgotten durnk.― mookieproof, Sunday, 7 November 2010
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link
Anyway, I vote Twat.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, November 25, 2013 3:59 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 25 November 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
xp I think I'll do that, drugs
― Rong Male (wins), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
(I wasn't sure if that was intentional, but I thought it was funny either way)
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
What is this BJ?! It's terrible!
― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 1:58 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the late great, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
that is a big angry cock
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, January 5, 2014 1:32 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― StanM, Sunday, 5 January 2014 00:45 (ten years ago) link
i would like blow a lot more if it had a harder climax
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, January 6, 2014 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Spottie, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
gay had 41 tonight???
― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 03:53 (ten years ago) link
But I drained at least two and a half boxes of those tubes without shame b/c they were easy on my flayed and cauterized throat scabs.
― Je55e, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:42 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i have to think this was deliberately phrased to appear in this thread
― j., Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:57 (ten years ago) link
up at home, down at work
― sleeve, Friday, January 24, 2014 12:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link