Wow at that Butterworth story
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
Great life story but terrible actor
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
who is this american version of david blaine? 'Bizarro'? The guy who supposedly walked on the Thames? My mothers boyfriend made a point to call from Australia to let me know this fool levitated next to a bus and put his finger through a quarter. When he pulled his finger away THE COIN WAS COMPLETELY INTACT. My mom is mad impressed by the guy too. How do you get to your 60's and still believe this stuff is for real???
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
okay i have no idea what the fuck 'campari g&t' is talking about on this thread: Have You Ever Been Arrested?
― marcos, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
some kind of scary drug deal gone bad situation but fuck if i can understand his posts
― marcos, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
it's about salad
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
Poor guy though. I agree w/ you wins that he is rattled by a traumatic experience. I hope its just that and that he will be able to calm down eventually.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
lesson: never take legal drugs
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
Seriously.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
I dunno, campari and g&t sounds legal and refreshing
― pas mauvaise mais qui donne envie d’en entendre de la bonne. (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
the patterns aren't that hard to discern
― pareidolia, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
*pours out a sainsburys taste the difference harissa dressing garnished with extra mature cheddar, lime juice and mark and spencers classic beef jerky*
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
i missed an ebay auction due to being momentarily bewildered by reading cg&t's idiotic tale, still fuming tbh
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
where is gareth when we need him? i wouldn't even know if he posted anymore.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
Missed the link and thought you guys were talking about the cheddar sandwich thread.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
ChelseaArsenalMan UtdLiverpoolEvertonSpursMan CityWest HamAston VillaBlackburnWest HamFulhamSunderlandWiganStokeWolvesBoltonBirminghamBurnleyPortsmouthHull
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, August 9, 2009 11:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark
looooollllllll
for so many reasons
― Chantal Anchorman (admrl), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
SpromleyNorth HattinghamDury WoldClaxham-on-SeaBefferinghamshireTewnbasterHaveryGlumcester
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link
West Ham, Fulham, Sunderland, Wigan, everybody talk about
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 August 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
Accrington Stanley
― oaiwfeowinf (seandalai), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
branstonscolmansscotch eggchipsfish fingers
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
fish fingers kinda universal. in France they are known as Le Petite Doigts de la Poisson.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link
the packets are longer, obv
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link
packets
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 August 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
Polystyrene
― Chantal Anchorman (admrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
It's basically the guy who reads and enthusiastically comments on DiS/Eurogamer/Guardian/Cookd and Bombd evey day depending on what he's into rightdunno what the specialist football equivalent is but he is probably quite vigorously snippy about how underappreciated Michael Carrick is by the dull-witted common fan?
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, August 28, 2014
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
choice 77-on-non-77 transgressions by sitemods ;)
― imago, Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
a - didn't even notice that was 77b - not a mod anymorec - thank god
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
x( i dont know what to believe in
― imago, Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
idgi
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
forks, why not spend just five or ten minutes of your time familiarizing yourself with the cookd and bombd forums?
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
brb
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
✓
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
okay, now my computer has a virus thanks obama
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
I'm not too confident at the moment.
And Jones is in as wicketkeeper to strengthen the batting. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/6140748.stmBut perhaps this means they might play Monty?
Lets hope Tres finds his form quickly and him and Strauss get some good century partnerships so the pressure isn't on Cook/Pietersen/Bell.If they indeed choose all three. They might choose Jones and Giles so the batting is stronger if they decide to go with an extra bowler incase Fred isn't up to bowling as much as he normally would.
I don't think Mahmood is up to it. We're gonna miss Simon Jones.Lets hope Harmison and Hoggard find their form too when it matters.
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Sunday, November 12, 2006 2:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark
This was posted above and is absolutely fucking hilarious. I guess he hopes a bunch of people find their form.
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
I wonder if they actually played Monty.
RIP Simon Jones.
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link
Now Bill, I ain't gonna play dirty with NFL. RIP Simon Jones otm though, and iirc they played Monty when it was too late and he got clobbered
― imago, Friday, 29 August 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
Hahahahahaha touché. To be honest I'd love to know what that post meant!
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Saturday, 30 August 2014 04:35 (nine years ago) link
I love all sports no matter where from. If I lived in England jamaca or India I'm sure I'd be a cricket junkie.
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Saturday, 30 August 2014 04:37 (nine years ago) link
All sports? I used to think I was like that, but I've soured on a few. That post is mostly names btw, all the technical stuff is implicit - unlike in baseball, every player has a fixed number of innings (two) and everyone, including the bowlers (pitchers), must bat - so balancing a side of 11 players becomes of paramount importance
― imago, Saturday, 30 August 2014 07:42 (nine years ago) link
it helps to know that Pfunkboy is the most relentlessly pessimistic follower of the England cricket team ;)
― Daphnis Celesta, Saturday, 30 August 2014 08:29 (nine years ago) link
To balance things up a little, I find the titles of a lot of American threads on ILX incomprehensible, that's without actually reading the threads, esp. anything to do with American sport.
― FYI Macedonia (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 August 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
where would we be without balance? toppled over, that's where.
― mattresslessness, Saturday, 30 August 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
Toppled off our pins on to our arses, that's where!
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Saturday, 30 August 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link
Me old cock sparrow china guv'nor!
― Daphnis Celesta, Saturday, August 30, 2014 4:29 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
He makes up for it with his love of polls
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Saturday, 30 August 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
good headline
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/nov/19/plebgate-row-andrew-mitchell-libel-trial
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, August 22, 2013 7:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
underappreciated post
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
Captures the "no, you made that up!" feeling I get every time I hear a new british town name
that's because you are the american equivalent of autumn almanac
― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
should turn it into a 'humorous' 'wu tang names' style shirt and sell it on etsy
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link