Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

Who are you?
HOOS HOOS, HOOS HOOS

there's some HOOS in this house, if you see 'em point 'em out

Captain Save-a-HOOS

there's some HOOS in this house, if you see 'em point 'em out

-- glynsync, Monday, October 29, 2007 5:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

nice

Aw, tell me baby, what's my name?
Aw, tell me baby, what's my name?

HOOS, HOOS!
HOOS, HOOS!
HOOS, HOOS!

Are you with me, Doctor HOOS?
Are you really just a DRIVER of a STEEN that I once knew?

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

-- deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (4 hours ago) Link

^DEEJ

Srsly, this thread is the exact point where HOOS jokes stop being funny.

I started a HOOS, which made the whole world steendriver

HOOS didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the steen's been driving

Guys.

Synchronicity.

(drunk)

Hugs to all.

Don't mess with my HOOS-HOOS.

So how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I HOOS

Steendriver,
Your table has turned

Don't bring me do-ow-wn, HOOOS

Oh HOOSie-Q, baby I love you, HOOSie-Q

Haha, MVB.

They are waiting on an opportunity
They are waiting on an opportunity
For the HOOS STEENDRIVER which is to come

HE'S HOOS-ING THE DISTANCE
HE'S DRIVING FOR STEEN
SHE'S ALL ALONE (ALL ALONE)
IN HER HOUR OF NEED

I can't help it, I'm
Born too HOOS

'Cause he's a brick
HOOS

oh all right...

"HOOS' makin love to your old lady, while you are out makin love?"

In my HOOS I've got no shackles

Hoos the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?

And I wonder
HOOS loving you
Now

HOOS mon!
There's a moose loose aboot this HOOS!

You see I've been through the desert on a HOOS with no name
It felt good to STEENDRIVE in the rain.

revved up like a HOOS
another steendriver in the night

I took a ride with the pretty music
I went down and baby, you can tell
I took a ride with the pretty music
Now I put it to you straight from hell
I'll stick it deep inside
I'll stick it deep inside
'Cause I'm HOOS!

Always

When you get out
Of the HOOSpital
Let me back into your life

Let me please introduce myself (HOOS, HOOS)
I'm a man of wealth and taste

I saw HOOS
Kissin’ and a-huggin’
with all of his might,
Let me tell you buddy
It was a terrible sight

some of them want to abuse HOOS
some of them want to be a HOOS

HOOS!...I Did It Again

right here, right now
watching the world wake up from HOOStory

Just let me hear some of that rock and roll HOOSic!

We come on the HOOS John B
My STEENDRIVER and me

god only knows
what i'd be without HOOS

It's somethin to du
It's somethin to du
Said somethin to du
Somethin to HOOSker

HOOSille
You won't do your sister's will

Hi everybody, I'm Archie Bell of the Drells from HOOSton, Texas.

I Had Too Much To STEEN Last Night

Give It Up Or Turnit A HOOS

A-GA-HOOS-HOOS-HOOS
PUSH PINEAPPLE DRIVE THE STEEN

Shut up already, damn!
Tell me who in this HOOS know about the quake?
(We do)
I mean really, really
If you know how 2 rock say 'yeah' (yeah)
If U know how 2 party say 'oh yeah' (oh yeah)
But if U ain't hip 2 the rare HOOS quake:
Shut up already, damn!

Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the HOOS on Seventh Avenue

Do you know where you are? You're in the Hongro, baby!

Come on it’s lovely weather
For a steendrive together with HOOS

Steen forever
The Hoosing on the wall

I can’t stop loving HOOS
I’ve steened up my drive

Never gonna fall in love again
I don’t wanna start with someone new
‘Cause I couldn’t bear to see it end
Just like steen and HOOS

Tracy, when you’re with with HOOS
For somethin’ to do
I drive my steen around you