Christgau, Chusid, or DeRogatis: Which critic is the most useless?

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Does this site feature a search function that isn't powered by Google?

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate criticism. . . . I await your perspectives
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― Matos W.K., Monday, 26 March 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't blame you there. We lost our old search function when we switched over to the nu format, and the google search sux.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

we sold the search function to get t-shirts with our names on them

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate criticism. . . . I await your perspectives

Fair shot. ;)

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

if you didn't get one, it means exactly what you think it means

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

extremely defensive when their own opinions are called into question

so which reviews that you disagreed with caused you to start this thread

― rps, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

where the fuck is my fucking t shirt

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― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

None in particular. I'm less concerned with their individual opinions than with the regard in which they're held. I don't understand why critics are so revered, basically.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spikemagazine.com/reviews/lesterbangs.jpg

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

they're not, really.

― gff, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i would suggest you try working for a daily or weekly newspaper. you'll quickly change your opinions about critics being "revered."

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

by their colleagues much less the readership

― Matos W.K., Monday, 26 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Why does everyone hate Klosterman?

souldesqueeze on Monday, March 26, 2007 3:33 PM (2 minutes ago)

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― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

christgau is revered maybe by other writers and probably not very well known otherwise. chusid i am not familiar with. the only one who revers derogatis is (insert culinary proprieter)

― rps, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I only say that because I've noticed a general deference to their points of view as being somehow more worthy of evaluation than others'. Same with somebody like Roger Ebert. At least Gene Siskel seemed to have a sense of humor about his line of work.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand why critics are so revered, basically.

saying that here is like walking into a gay bar and asking "why would anybody wanna kiss another guy?"

― m coleman, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the idea that "everyone" on ILM "does" anything is mindbending

― Matos W.K., Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

did wagemann get spellcheck?

― marmotwolof, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Part of why you're getting a snarky response to this thread is that critics are really not revered, and in fact there are approximately 300,000 people on the internet going around starting "clever" and "provocative" threads about how they're SUCH transparent dickwads, to the point where those threads get more predictable and irritating than any dumb thing most any critic can come up with to prompt them.

― nabisco, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I will say that I admire the hell out of David Fricke.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ebert once wrote a garfield review from the pov of garfield

― rps, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

did wagemann get spellcheck?

oh snap!

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I only say that because I've noticed a general deference to their points of view as being somehow more worthy of evaluation than others'.

You will also notice that George Bush's point of view is more often discussed and evaluated than that of my Aunt Nina. This is not necessarily because George Bush's point of view is deemed better.

― nabisco, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Does this site feature a search function that isn't powered by Google?

souldesqueeze on Monday, 26 March 2007 20:34 (4 minutes ago)

"Direct ILX search" shows countless searches with "Christgau"

― curmudgeon, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Just to go totally off-topic for a second, are you familiar with Garfield Without Dialogue?

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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― deej, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Just to go totally off-topic for a second, are you familiar with Garfield Without Dialogue?

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― Matos W.K., Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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― gff, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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― ghost rider, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

colon p.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

omg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I will say that I admire the hell out of David Fricke.

souldesqueeze on Monday, 26 March 2007 20:43 (3 minutes ago)

I admire the hell out of his teeth.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

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― bernard snowy, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

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― ghost rider, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

CHUCK KLOSTERMAN HAS NEVER HAD SEX

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

CONTROVERSIAL CAT IS CONTROVERSIAL

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

^^his next title

― m coleman, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

oh many the lolz on this thread

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the "punch me in the face right now" quality of the thread title / original post. It's like something I would write. Except I wouldn't.

― Pye Poudre, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hey remember when david fricke had that whole rant about cellphones in the wilco movie? that shit was fuckin OTM. the dude really knows about life!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

haha you watched a wilco movie

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha! you got me!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

rohnaldino on tipping, more @ 11

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

souldesqueeze is just lucky louis jagger went off the net today

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

There is a direct ILX search, btw. You go to Search and then click on "Direct ILX Search." While I was there, I discovered 27 threads (besides this one) with "Christgau" or "Xgau" in the title, and 10 with "DeRogatis" in the title.

― jaymc, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

wagemann hasn't found google, yet, obviously.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

louis jagger is gone off the net??

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

fraid so

― gff, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=1596#unread

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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My mind hungers for the misguided opinions of others.

― M.V., Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

God Bless You, g®▲Ðұ.

― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

five years pass...

I await your perspectives.

― buzza, Sunday, 23 December 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

5 Years Pass...

― maura, Sunday, 23 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile, I'm still thinking

― Rumba de Schmillsson (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 23 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

I like Chusid, if only for highlighting worthy way-out-in-left-field artists and bands

― Lee626, Sunday, 23 December 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

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