Marissa Marchant is gone off the net because of you

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i was talking to my doctor friend at the HMO the other day and he was like, "hang on... i'm just on this one board where there's this girl who's really crazy, talking herself up, and man, i just gotta make my google searches turn up medication advice or she'll end up killing herself over what kids on the internet say."

and i was all, "but dr. jason, don't you have some life saving work to do? aren't you supposed to give me some anti-biotics?"

and he's all, "DUDE, look, your cold will have to wait. i've got my work cut out for me, keeping an unheard-of cafe musician from turning up dead from the results of her self-inflated google searches. gimme a break, will ya!"

i was floored, but it turns out that that IS what the doctors need to spend most of their days doing...

10 kaylr, Monday, 8 August 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"10 kaylr" ...haha... awesome! can i register that?

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Marissa Marchant is gone off her nut because of you

Masked Gazza, Monday, 8 August 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Marissa Marchant posted on the mod request forum as delmire, supporting herself as an anon third party using her unique writing style and verbage all while ignoring what the forum was for.

classixness

The architect of the anti-talent movement (Tweekers), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link


You ain't no artist, lady, unless you mean 'con artist'.

Paper and Packaging (dymaxia), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I am moving to a nice house on a lake and awaiting my Avalon 747 which should be here soon.

for a minute I thought she meant she was getting her own passenger jet.

already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The previous owner was Bryan Ferry.

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Here Comes the Warm Jest

DMB Googleplex (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

After he escaped with his life from that crazy Nigerian air incident, he bought the plane as a token of his good fortune. No jest about it.

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Who will be the first to just about Burning Airlines? Should I leave it for another ILMer or just do it myself?

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Like, burning airlines will give us more marissa marchants? No, you better do the joke...

Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Burning Airlines Give You So Much Marissa ?

I think we'd better move on.

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, before we start talking about her sweet regina...

Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't change my face into a her.

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

negative stick -1 vs. zmobies

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

it'd just be more fun to be nice - people showing off their ability to anonymously call someone else a "cunt" on the internet are just so sad, and when they go out of their way to be mean to somebody who's obviously beyond the pale, it's even sadder

CUNT.

Banana Nutrament, honestly, I do agree with you on a fundamental basis. I've taken a beating here at ILM in the past (and expect to again in the future...maybe even from you, who knows).

FAG.

Rob Uptight. (Rob Uptight.), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Marissa is to be applauded for her dedication to joining as many message boards as possible under a multitude of names, to say "how dare you slag me off" while all the time both defending and criticising herself. The fact that all this effort didn't leave enough time for her to alter her writing style one iota to throw people off the scent is no cause for criticism.

Koorbssir (Koorbssir), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Marissa has left the building.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, You didn't hear Green Tea did you?
Marissa hasa unique voice. Something the music industry isn't signing for the last 25 -30 years.
Marissa sings blues and r and b better then the people they signed right now, and writes it better.

She is also playing classical music and jazz, and doesn't fusion.

I was listening to oldies stations today.
The music was great sometimes.

They had great people with great voices.
They , the corps and music industry are purposely not signing people like Marissa.
They don't want anyone with that level of talent to be famous. They are doing it on purpose. Not by accident. This is planned out.
On classic rock stations today, all the men do is play one male band after an other and make it out that women don't exist.

This isn't right.
Go on the internet.

You can tell that there are female composer, writers, arranger and producers.
They play serious music.
There are many hot female composers.
Men ignore them, and abuse them.
It isn't right to be putting women who are talented down.
Marissa is a winner in the end.

Buck Overpharoah, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

buck, you;re trying to hard. Less capitalization
more random pressing
of the enter key and certainly no paragraph spacing.
try again.

marissa fan, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Men seem to want a self-congradulatory world.

They are promoting and always congradulating their sex.

When Mark Grout said that I am not super great, he means that I am not like the male bands who have tons of back up and tons of help from each other.

It is difficult to find female instrumentalist. Men are always discouraging them and they don't answer ads.

Men like to get in gangs like they are on the net...lie about the abuse they dish out and
keep insulting women.

But I really love alot male artists.
But I still can't name one who was signed who does what I am doing. I am undique.
There isn't any male artist who doesn't exactly what I am doing.

It is good for an artists to sound and be unique.

support them in the future'

Marissa MM, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll support you... tonight @ 8:30, full GFE?

Stanknast (Bobby Peru), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

NO, I am undique.

undique, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Wowee,
Hey Marissa,
We will support them in them in future, if we could find them.
The corps. really do a good job trying to make people believe that they sign artists that they think can sell.
It is a lie. They don't like artists. Did anyone notice that the clothing stores are carrying less and less quality as well?

I have.

This country is going down the tubes.

Quality is getting harder to find.

Buck Overparoah, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, for heaven's sake, maybe you just haven't met the right pimp, girl!

Land Ho (dymaxia), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I am not totally sure if I want to keep the name Marissa Marchant or start over. But the google search people keep posting negativity in the google search. It is up to you. The people here keep posting negative threads .
If you Google Search me right now, you will see some more negativity coming from here.

You people obviously don't love artists an music and don't care about people.

Marissa MM, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

hey marissa i am drunk are you you should be i like you and you can sing 5 dollars?! get outta here

Bunk Overphoah, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

marissa: what kind of synthesizers do you use?

startrekwoman, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, Buck I have noticed that too. The clothing stores are selling tackier and tackier jewelry, and tacky things that they never sold before.
Thing are really swinging low.

The music is very poor and annoying when I shop these days.
Once in a while I enjoy it.
People are in denial.
The clothing looks frumpy even in the most exclusive stores.
I went to a food store and they sell this snack food called "Girlfriend's Booty."
This means buttock.
Pimp juice is in the stores. People are looking disheveled.
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When people say I am not great, are they comparing me to people who have four people in a band?
It is very difficult to have no help. I try to connect with people, i like men, but they become competitive and they are no romantic..just competitive. What a disappointment.

Marissa MM, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a kurzweil.

I prefer real acoutic instruments if you can afford them.
/.or if you can find real instrumentalists.
I don't like the digital sounds as much, but they are convenient, but not the best.

Marissa MM, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I never got to say on the last thread, because it got erased because I was posting with a weird address on a PC on which I was not logged into ILX, that: I thought some of the instrumentals, and the instrumental parts of some of the songs that I heard on the Marissa Marchant website, were pretty good. Not the greatest thing ever, but not just junk and certainly not talentless. (Just because something is quiet acoustic music doesn't necessarily make it bland.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

they are no romantic..
will support them in them in futurelooks frumpy even in the buttock.
Pimp don't love artists
find real instrumentalists sounds as much,
I don't like the job trying to make people!

Buck Overparoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn!, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link


the greatest thing ever is always men in the minds of other men.


Isn't that sick?

You have not heard all my music and never will. and no matter how good I become, because Green Tea was pretty up there.

Men will never say it was the best thing ever.

ONLY men are reserved for that seat.
As men are continually conceited and bigotted.

Marissa MM, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

marissa please change you name before posting again..

Magic Marissa, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

If there is anyone who is conceited, overly confident, and overly-cock sure of themselves; it is the male sex.
They feel they are entitled to play daddy to women.
To tell them what to do, give them fatherly advice,
tell them how good they are compared to other men, which is always beneathe.

I am not a one woman beatles.

I am not a group.
None of the band members in their groups could do what I do alone.

and they hired ghoast writers.

they were not that diverse.

There are great artists, like Adrienne Segur.They told her she wasn't that great either, and not the best , because she was a woman.

The seat for the best is always conceited, bigotted, and self-absorbed , not to mention delusional men.

Men are delusional.
They want women to become delusional too.

fact: Men do not exceed women in every field .
They don't exceed women in science, literature and compostion.
It is a lie.
they are equal. But men like to cater to their sex, because they convinced they are best at everything, including cooking.
They are always congradulating other men for being the greatest chef.
Men really are mostly sick .

Marissa MM, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Marissa, put your website back up!

marissafan2, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

CATER TO MY SEX

Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I am not a one woman beatles

marissa OTM!

and they hired ghoast writers.

marissa OTM again!!

marissa fan, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Not unless the Google search changes and is mostly if not all positive.
I am waiting for that day. When that day comes and the Google search is positive and nothing negative is showing up, I may put my site Marissa Marchant back up.
but I am not going to put my site up if people are not willing to help me.
They are putting negativity and the Google search people are posting all this negative crap under my name, this is not good for my name.
Isn't good for my spirit..and it is hindering me.
Not helping me.

Marissa Mm, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought today was the day she was going to leave us alone...

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

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amon (eman), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

the Google search people are posting all this negative crap under my name, this is not good for my name

and writing in your style (which is not easy to do). they hire ghoast writer, no doubt

Buck Overparoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn!, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought today was the day she was going to leave us alone...

Not QUITE the Smashing Pumpkins...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Men like to get in gangs

Girl, you don't even know...

Rob Uptight. (Rob Uptight.), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

If you want me to leave you alone, why are you here under a thread that has something to do with me, if they are millions of other threads you could answer?
this is my thread remember. Get the hell off my thread.

Marissa Mm, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi, Marissa.. i know those who mostly work for Google search.
What you say is true. Why on the net to doubt you? You don't see it unless you are of artist or musicain. These men...But they are rats.. all this crap negativity and liars anti-TALENT.
Google search is run by devils.. look it up in the news.
They want not on there to be talent.. quality. I never said i am a one woman Beatles.. they are men. I talked to Marissa and she never said it.
Look at the news... crime abortions

Kevins, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Men are mostly mentally deficient.(reason, they think they are better at everything including cooking)
Mentally inferior and derranged.
They are destroying our world.
And their endless bigotted ideas and pumped up egos is a sign they are mostly mega-maniacs.

Marissa MM, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

If you want me to leave you alone, why are you here under a thread that has something to do with me, if they are millions of other threads you could answer?

because they are full of man and sined artists
and have no dix
but are in gangs and spread hattred
of woman
that's right the woman is ughh smarter

womanses, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

"Get the hell off my thread."

otm

marissafan2, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I never said i am a one woman Beatles..

i retract my otm.
sorry.

marissa fan, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

What happened to Frédéric Longuet?

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I am totally not Joachim Marissa. We've had this discussion before.
Is that grape juice the stuff that they sell at The Union Square Farmers Market? Cuz that shit is DOPE, no doubt. Super tasty.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

they don't sell it in nyc....

the frenchman is a nice man, and he is a mature person.

he doesn't like abigail washburn and has good taste in music....

i think I will stick with him.....

john, I am not interested in meeting you.....

whoever wrote the poetry, i suppose it was an immature joke.

I am not interested in immature men no matter what age they are.

I didn't think you were Joachim...
he is long gone, and wasn't mature enough for me....
well, it seemed that way...but i never got to know him....

so it doesn't matter.....he wasn't a friendly or opened person.....

marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, what poetry are we talking about?

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

if you don't know what poetry, then you didn't write it, so it is not worth talking about it...

it is past..

marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Get with the program, Joe

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, seriously, fuck this. From now on I'm going back to the old policy of deleting any further Marissa threads on sight.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link


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