Caption this photo (Bush/Putin edition)

Bush:"So when can we get out of these PJs into REAL clothes?"

A new entry:

http://www.latimes.com/media/alternatethumbnails/photo/2007-07/30916895.jpg

This is my caption:

http://www.cracked.com/img/articles/busheinstein_front.jpg

"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"

ROFFLE!

"I told my friend Vladmir - I call him Vladmir - that if you wear a darker colored shirt, it won't be so trans-par-ent, and it'll be a little harder for folks to tell that you're wearing a bulletproof vest underneath."

"so once I get the boob job..."

Vlad looks like his gay male bodyguard in that pic

"If *I* ever have manboobs like this dude, tell me, please."

"Don't worry, Vlad, I'm good for it, I'm good for it. I just can't find my... now where'd I put that checkbook?"

"Stop stalling."

any number of classic good cop bad cop exchanges could fit really

or perhaps better yet

"sir, we need you to help us move this money out of the country. we just need a bank account number, so we can route it to you, and then when we know the coast is clear, we're just going to route it back out, just our share. your share will be twenty percent! do you know how much twenty percent of seven trillion dollars is? this is a great opportunity sir, and my friend and I really need your help."

"I am the small cat."

"would I lie to you?"

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/olem/chrisneilputinbush.jpg

"Hey Neil, I think we should get some new costume designers."

"Indeed, Chris. I fear we have aged beyond this look by now."

Putin thinking "it's not fair, I wanted to meet Arnie, I'm totally gonna be uppity about missile defence systems from now on"

"We should be exemplry examples of how folks can get along. Good and bad, it doesn't matter. Working together, y'see?"

"..."

"For the photograph, get me?"

Weekend at Bushies'

hilarious: Protesters in Kennebunkport. Bush will be president forever.

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/11/05/the_seduction_of_george_w_bush_by_vladimir_putin?page=full

Then as later, Bush would attribute Putin's demands or paranoia to those around him, essentially exonerating the Russian president himself. During a trade dispute when Russia cut off imports of American chicken drumsticks (known colloquially within Russia as "Bush legs"), Putin in a private conversation with Bush asserted that Americans deliberately sent bad poultry to Russia.

"I know you have separate plants for chickens for America and chickens for Russia," Putin told Bush.

Bush was astonished. "Vladimir, you're wrong."

"My people have told me this is true," Putin insisted.

that piece was fantastic. anecdotes i knew vaguely about w/ lots of new detail