Colin Powell Resigns

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Man, I wish the Onion still had that article up about Spencer Abraham's pre-political career in porn.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS.

― Joules Antenna (Andy K), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd be very surprised if he ever came out aggressively negative toward any of these people

I'd settle for cattily negative.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Resigned in disgust or eased aside? He's clearly been the administration's fifth wheel for some time -- once whatever leverage was applied to force him into that speech to the UN on WMD in Iraq, his usefulness was expended.

― briania (briania), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

some of the onion's writer/editors are from michigan, where Abraham was a senator until he got booted out in 2000 and got a Cabinet position

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Andy K, it was very funny -- the premise was that Abraham just sort of assumed that everyone in the cabinet knew about his porn career and thought it was no big deal, heh.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

"Resigned in disgust or eased aside?"
A bit of both I'd wager. As somebody said already, Powell's too diplomatic to admit it but he probably hates Bush w/ a passion.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Possibly hates who he proved himself to be, given events. His motives for joining the Cabinet in the first place would be interesting to know.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

He has sadly proven himself to be a good soldier rather than a good leader.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/11/15/powell/index.html

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"Rice 'likely successor'"

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

4 more years of "Hard Work" and "I didn't know"

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Condoleezza Rice to be named Secretary of State

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

drudge is already posting the fawning pictorial of st. condi.

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

He then sniffed uncomfortably.

This reminds me of a joke: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are riding in an elevator. Dick Cheney goes sniff, sniff and says, "Did you fart?" Dubya looks startled and says, "No. Was I supposed to?"

― Rockist_Scientist (rockist_scientist), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't like Powell, but at least he's more realistic than most people around Bush. I assume Bush will replace him with more of a spookily delusional ideologue.

― Rockist_Scientist (rockist_scientist), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Tenet supposedly savages Condi in his forthcoming book

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

a spookily delusional ideologue

like one who will do anything he says because she thinks she's married to him?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 15 November 2004 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

(I don't know why I think it actually matters whether or not Powell is there.)

― Rockist_Scientist (rockist_scientist), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 00:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Rice is successor, announces BBC

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Really? Well, at least it's not Wolfowitz. Though I was thinking about that, maybe he would be good - the man doesn't seem to be able to talk to the public, he's too arrogant to be diplomatic, so maybe he would put his foot in it. But would the US public care anyway...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

don't worry, if rumsfeld leaves, wolfie will get that spot

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I just want to see him lose it at a press conference "WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME?!"

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I am now going to go on as many public spots as I can and post variations of "Condeleeza Rice MUST be fucking the President as she's given no indication that she's actually good at her job" until the FBI takes me away.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Tenet supposedly savages Condi in his forthcoming book

Tenet in career rehab non-shocker. Slamdunk, baby!

― don weiner, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Condi wasn't a very good manager, but I'm not exactly confident that anyone else would have performed better in that situation. And her taking over Sec of State isn't any more astonishing than Albright doing it.

― don weiner, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I get the impression that Albright was much more of an "accumulate data and form a conclusion"-type personality whereas Rice seems to be a "form a conclusion and insist it is correct until everyone sighs with frustration and agrees to get you to shut up"-type (like the majority of Bush's cabinet and Bush himself).

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

(But you are correct in saying that there's no evidence that someone else could have done a better job.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

(which isn't to say that I thought she did a good job or that she is necessarily the best candidate for SecOfState either.)

― don weiner, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

form a conclusion and insist it is correct ...
OTM.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

(also, I'm not sure where you get the impression that Rice doesn't intellectually aggregate given her background; perhaps it's the proximity factor of her boss. After all, how else do you "form a conclusion"? And I'd also assert that if your assertion of Albright is true, then it helps explain her actions vis a vis Kosovo.)

(I love posts in parantheticals.)

(They make it seem like there is a lot of background thinking on my part.)

(They make it seem like I "form conclusions" rather than just shit out reactionary posts.)

― don weiner, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I am now going to go on as many public spots as I can and post variations of "Condeleeza Rice MUST be fucking the President as she's given no indication that she's actually good at her job"

No better time to start than now!!!

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/11/16/rice.powell/top.bush.rice2.ap.jpg

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i'll wager that gap b/w her front teeth is just wide enough for W to get his pencil dick through

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

hott.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

My sperm just died. Thanks, Kyle.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

even as i type this, i am sure of the inevitable onslaught. but what the hell. i find it a bit insulting/sexist that some upthread have linked rice's crappy job performance (and the administration's continued support of her) to sex between her and bush. joking, i know. but still, there remains a grain of sexism there. i havent noticed anyone saying the same about rumsfeld and bush, and i think we can all stand in wonder at the administration's continued praise for him.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe the Bush admin is all about career advancement via hott menage a twats.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Grain of sexism, perhaps, but she has said some rather creepy things about her relationship with the President.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

emily i think those posts come from occassions (one? two?) where condi ACTUALLY REFERRED TO BUSH AS HER HUSBAND IN A BIT OF A SLIP!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I have absolutely no faith in condi's skills as a manager. the whole time during her testimony I was DYING because she kept saying 'well nobody was looking into this, nobody told me about this, there was nobody working on this' ISNT IT YOUR FUCKING JOB TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE ARE DOING THINGS, COMMUNICATING, BEING ON THE SAME PAGE???

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

..and last month, when asked about the missing weapons cache in Iraq, "My office just found out about this a month ago." I can't tell if she's totally incompetent asa NSD, or if she's totally incompetent at bullshitting the press, or both.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

yancy-i know that they were in reference to that, but i don't remember her ever commenting on fitting his dick in between her front teeth.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ah. i gotcha.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

she is a very, very bad liar. it's completely transparent when she's trying to blow smoke up your ass. maybe she actually has some kind of conscience, she gets very stiff and stammers a lot.

(xpost: sorry emily that was unwarranted and I kind of regretted it as soon as I wrote it.)

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, i think her stiff performance at the 9/11 commission hearings is a good example of that, kyle.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Rice on TV now, saying that America has built democracies at the heart of the muslim world.

― stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Rice is successor, announces BBC

MSNBC headline: "Bush Picks Rice"

― jody b. kerosene (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Interesting point buried a bit in this Washington Post piece -- as noticed by Mr. Sullivan, should Momus wish to complain. ;-)

"The decision was made to keep Rumsfeld and drop Powell because if they would have kept Powell and let [the Rumsfeld team] go, that would have been tantamount to an acknowledgment of failure in Iraq and our policies there," one government official said, requesting anonymity to speak more candidly. "Powell is the expendable one."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Better than "Bush Picks Colin", I suppose.

This would be an x-post.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

There is a grain of sexism there which (I think) is mitigated by the fact that Yanc3y points out, namely that Rice has referred to Bush as her husband. To my knowledge, Rumsfeld has not.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

(Also, I would like to think that people realize that when I do actualy make statements like that, they based on more than "WELL HE IS A BOY AND SHE IS A GURL, DUH DUH DUH" but apparently that's hoping for too much.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

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First question for the Rice confirmation hearings: "So, why should we believe you this time?"

― Krissy Duncan (kdruinscsayn), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought this thread wz called Colin Powell Rangers

― fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

what the hell

http://www.usea.org/secABRAHAM12.jpg

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Monday, 29 November 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

(that's spencer abraham. apparently. jesus.)

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Monday, 29 November 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

he lied

https://theintercept.com/2018/02/06/lie-after-lie-what-colin-powell-knew-about-iraq-fifteen-years-ago-and-what-he-told-the-un/

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/590x/secondary/Macaulay-Culkin-Home-Alone-1157124.jpg

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link

WILKERSON: Powell had walked into my office musing and he said words to the effect of, ‘I wonder how we’ll all feel if we put half a million troops in Iraq and march from one end of the country to the other and find nothing.’

just fine iirc

― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

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