― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
I never am able to fully enjoy that crane move because, I mean, how did he do it? First off, it's virtually a physically impossible move to begin with (don't tell me you all haven't tried it, whether as a kid or drunk, two weeks ago, at a party. You know you have). Secondly, his leg is like BROKEN or something, I mean he's limping back all over the place and totally hobbling on his way back to the fight and obviously can't put pressure on that leg. So suddenly he can land on it with the FULL FORCE OF HIS BODY and kick another person in the face? How does it work!!!
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
more karate kid greatness: when daniel wins the tournament elisabeth shue comes out for the loving embrace and just fucking towers over tiny ass ralph maccio.
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.ec.com.my/webproxy/nph-proxy.pl/010110A/http/whatever-dude.com/wdimages/dposts/kkid5.jpg
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link
(and checking the above i found this: http://www.cyberkwoon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9397&view=next which is like ilx meets cobra kai...)
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― chris herrington (chris herrington), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/page2/movies/s/simmons/020830.html
― chris herrington (chris herrington), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link
I like when Johnny is rolling a joint on the toilet. When I was little, I had no idea what he was doing!
Those Kobra Kai skeleton suits are ill.
Why would Ali like a dork like Daniel?
― Crap Bootie, Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:43 (eighteen years ago) link
i will plug my article about breakin and beat street again here -- http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/nylpm/2002_03_01_nylpm_archive.html#11072845
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Huh:
Superstar actor Will Smith will produce an updated version of The Karate Kid, which was originally released in 1984. The remake will feature Smith’s son Jaden Smith in his third major role since his acting debut alongside his father in the movie The Pursuit of Happyness. The original 1984 flick starred Ralph Macchio as Daniel La Russo and Pat Morita as the famous Mr. Miyagi and was set in Las Angeles California. The new version of the film, which is being written by Chris Murphy, centers around a meek young boy who lives in Beijing. He turns to a mentor to build character, defend himself against a bully and to learn that there is more to the Martial Arts than the physical element of fighting. The Karate Kid was originally produced by Jerry Weintraub, who will co-produce the updated version with Smith’s Overbrook Pictures’ James Lassiter and Ken Stovitz. The updated version of The Karate Kid is slated to begin filming in China early next year. Jaden, 10, will next be seen on the big screen in the upcoming movie The Day the Earth Stood Still.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh yuck. I'm tired of Will Smith trying to turn his kid into a star.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
No! this idea sucks out loud.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
karate? in beijing? they all look alike, huh
― goole, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh yuck. I'm tired of Will Smith trying to turn his kid himself into a star.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Just bought the Karate Kid boxed set as I'm a geek. The first movie is a childhood favorite. The second one, well it has an awesome Peter Cetera song....
― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Sunday, 21 June 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Best part of the second one is the first scene, which picks up after the end of the first movie. After that, not so great.
I think I may have seen the third movie, but I don't remember anything about it. And I'm pretty sure I never saw the one with Hilary Swank.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Just saw the trailer for the new KK movie, starring Will Smith Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy3TwgpOfr0
Wow, it looks dumb. But, for consistency's sake, I will say this - from neither Reseda, or Beijing, can they get to where they do their "picturesque" training sequence without the use of a car.
In the original, you're driving at least 30 min to get to Malibu, and, depending on where in Beijing you are, you're driving at least an hour to an hour and a half to get to the section of the Great Wall where they filmed the training (looks like Badaling, which is where every tourist goes, so it would never be as empty as it is in the trailer).
― Clerk all KNOWIN (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I recently caught the end of Karate Kid II on tv and was blown away by the 5-minute long seen where the girl he wants to boing serves him tea/miso in a very ritualistic fashion, which he mimics in turn, before climaxing in a kiss so passionate that it instantly triggers a typhoon.
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Thursday, 24 December 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I enjoy the weird out-of-time quality of the original Karate Kid... maybe it's remembered as classic 80s film now, but it feels like it could have been set anywhere from like 1946 to 1996, some smeared out American adolescence from the end of WWII to the World Wide Web
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 04:03 (seven months ago) link
the end of Karate Kid III, with the little hand drums? unforgettable. no quality judgment one way or the other, i'm just never going to forget it.
― what you say is true but by no means (lukas), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 05:19 (seven months ago) link
i think the hand drums was Karate Kid 2
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 05:33 (seven months ago) link
that sounds right though i haven't seen it since i watched in the theater back in '86. pretty memorable.
i do love how Kreese was apparently teleported in from another movie, probably rated-R, where he was playing an evil henchman. Absolutely one of the most absurd characters to ever appear on screen, contextually speaking. but...
https://c.tenor.com/2NwXxMMYhXYAAAAd/tenor.gif
― omar little, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 16:37 (seven months ago) link
The first movie has many merits, but it's hard not to laugh at how out of shape and awkward both Macchio and Morita look throughout. Daniel's training between the start of the movie and the tournament appears to result in zero improvement in his fitness, and Morita looks soft and cuddly in every scene except for the 20 seconds or so where he's doubled by Fumio Demura.
Another gripe: we're told that Miyagi has been living in California for more than 40 years, but his Yoda-like pidgin English is supposed to be both plausible and hilarious ... this aspect of Morita's schtick wasn't funny then and hasn't aged well.
I'll admit to having a little personal animus toward the film because it marked a transition in how people in the US perceived teaching and learning martial arts. The kids in The Karate Kid are 20-somethings playing high school students, but the target audience was younger, and after the movie's success there was a big expansion in the number of commercial martial arts schools aimed at children, along with a corresponding decline in the interest and participation of adults. The martial arts world has changed a lot since 1984, but if you say "karate" to most people in the US today, their immediate association is with the place Mom takes Mason on the afternoons he doesn't have soccer practice.
I enjoy the way Cobra Kai leans into that absurdity, but it would be funnier if all the karate students were played by under-12 child actors.
― Brad C., Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:16 (seven months ago) link
*cues Japanese flute*
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:20 (seven months ago) link
the bonzai techniques in this film can also be applied to manscaping
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:23 (seven months ago) link