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― the surface noise is so overwhelming that it renders the contents of the re (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

thank you, martin.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

The Pit And The Pudendum

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

STOP IT I'M TRYING TO WORK

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Dan on top form :)

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I believe it is more commonly known as vaginamite, often referred to at the same time as penis paste (Peanut paste) by primary school age children....and the man I live with.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

penis butter and vaginamite

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link

...and him ^

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

uhuh.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

"I soaked my hands in it, Vadge!"

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"Vadge! Vadge! The rains are 'ere!"

― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy
all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy

― don (don), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"Wash your vadge, Geoffrey!"

― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

hey don, does my presence here make it easy 4 U 2 guess whom UR sending your physical s******o CD 2?

crosspost

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

i just used the Force mate

― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

aye, that's probably a simpler way...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i sensed your presents

― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

b'doom tsch

i think it's looking like an hour of nonstop rockabilly 4 U...maybe a shirelles song 2 take away from an otherwise opressivley male CD...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

my knowledge of rockabilly is zero so that sounds cool. would you prefer mixed audio, unmixed audio or mp3 cd-r?

― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I think i'd prefer an audio CD. an mp3 cd would just be too mixed and wouldn't have that personalised one sitting joy of the mix CD. it's up 2 U how U wanna stick it 2gether....

no mixing skills on the CD i'm making, i'm afraid...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

no problem.. it's a bonus IMO. looking forward to it!

― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

are you there, vadge? it's me, margaret.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

[annpying kid]:i see dead vadges

― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Not a horror story per se but last night my roommate announced loudly to a couple of guys (not 'potentials', they're a couple of her gay friends) that "I shave my cooch!". This was followed by lots of giggling.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

PLEASE TELL ME you said "You don't do that on my couch, too!?!?!?!?"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

alas no. I've really got to think on my feet a little better.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 11 June 2004 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

oh who is don on s*****o?

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 11 June 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

snd

― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I vahnt to sahhhhk your vahhhhhhhhdge

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 11 June 2004 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

hey that's *my* pickup line

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

A friend at university had to have an operation to sort out her twisted vagina, and couldn't have sex with my best friend until she'd done so.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

(theramin music)

Twisted Tales of...

TWISTED VAGINAS!

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

You're the va-gina!
Twisted va-gina!

― HEY HEY HEY (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm disappointed by how this thread was derailed. More true stories please.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

all work and no vadge makes jack a dull boy...

all work and no vadge makes a dull boy jack

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking Sides: Silly scatalogical jokes vs True stories about vaginal trauma

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

nickn wins

― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.eblox.com/lechner/hygene.jpg

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

LYSOL?????????????????????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

that's what they used to use in back-alley abortions!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

(they probably still do in some parts of the world)

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

LYSOL?????????????????

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

It's an industrial-strength disinfectant AND a douche!

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

what's the big mystery, guys use Lysol on their bits as well.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

does your roomie douche her ass?

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

yes but with paint thinner

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.pennsylvaniamaplesyrup.com/pancakes.jpg

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

yesterday my girlfriend shaved as a 'present' for me so we got intimate; i got her to bend over and as i licked her arse, a really long, soft hiss that quickly turned into a kind of sloppy ripping noise shot forth towards my bottom lip and she started pissing herself laughing.

― scg, Friday, 18 June 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

what

the

fuck

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

also i think she has this weird hole in her clitoris, i'm pretty sure it's not a piercing though.

― scg, Friday, 18 June 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

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little did we know then that one day the lysol douche would be president

― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

did you leave town? or did you stay?

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 April 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

tyvm

― mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/PEM9wq6.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

look this is the relevant thread okay just roll with it

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

Bravo!

― Madchen, Sunday, 19 June 2022 08:07 (one year ago) link

I like to think the advert has a subtly codified subtext:
https://i.imgur.com/Advf1wJ.jpg

― Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 19 June 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link

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