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"WU-TANG!"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago) link

diversify your bonds, nigga

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:42 (twenty years ago) link

Clackity clackity * 50.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Making the Band and the beer commercial were weak, but Snoop's 'Dangle' made up for any shortcomings in the episode..

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:25 (twenty years ago) link

worst episode ever, huh? missed the first sketch, but my friends agreed with milo that it was lame.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago) link

I hope they aren't running out of the funny already. The Oprah skit wasn't that great, two bad ones this week, Lil' Jon got old quick.

But the puppets had me rolling. Maybe it's juvenile, the show is weakest when he holds back on the offensive content.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago) link

I think I remember laughing somewhat often last week. I also think I remember being a bit tipsy.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

I thought the Sesame Street style song was genius.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

I spit hot fiah!

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

this guy was in the nutty professor, right?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

however, next week's promise of "The Player-Hatah Club goes back in time" seems so enticing...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

i was glad to see snoop perform 'deep cover' last night. i thought we were due for some more of the more recent crap that snoop is responsible for. the making the band was pretty fun, but the rest was garbage.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

you guys are all bitter fat girls

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

I think so far this season has been somewhat consistent in its hit-and-miss ratio, if that makes any sense. usually if most of an episode is weak, there'll be at least one skit that will reward you for bothering to watch. this week it was definitely the Making The Band 2 parody, although you might have to be an avid watcher of the show to get some of the jokes, but I was fucking dying.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

also, when Lil Jon was on TRL the other day, I'm positive he was actually doing an impression of Chappelle's impression of him. he would even answer questions by saying "WHAT?".

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

al otm.

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago) link

I really liked the Oprah sketch from a few nights ago, along w/ the jury selection bit, but last night's ep. was terrible.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe anyone would pick Making the Band over the puppets.

"I get so much puppet ass..."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, to each their own, but I thought the jury selection bit was tedious. Chappelle gave us his ultimate take on the U.S. legal system in Season 1 when he had that opera singer sing that the police never seriously looked for Biggie or Tupac's killers.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

The jury selection bit was bad enough I completely forgot about.

I liked the skits earlier in this season when he had the stockbroker treated like a crack dealer and vice versa.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

"then the defendant's wife threw her titties in my hands, your honor"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link

I thought the making the band episode was hella funny. I watch that show all the time so i know what he was talking about, but even if i didnt chappelle acting like P.Diddy was funny all by itself!

― Marie Reed, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

the jury sketch was too long, but the video at the end("...and his gramma would have to be there, too!") was great.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

This episode had me PEEING. The Oprah skit was ridiculously funny.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

I loved that bit with arsenio. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS CHEESE WAS SO FUCKIN GOOD??

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

I loved the bit with Arsenio because it was so random and silly.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

I fear that if tonight's show is no good, my friend will put Dave's balls in a vice. He seems genuinely pissed off that "the last two episodes have been horrible".

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure Dave is terrified.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

is your friend the president?

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

i liked his special karaoke hat

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

I''M RICK JAMESBITHC !!!!!1 OM

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

Shows how much you know, EDR...Dave doesn't even know!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

I have been schooled by oops.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

www.imrickjamesbitch.com

you can listen to the shit all day long to get it out of your system

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

The puppets sketch is the funniest thing I've seen all year.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

So are there DVDs for any of this yet or not or...?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

first season is out, second season pro'bly later this year.

Amazon has 'em listed.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

Noted, noted...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

I hope all you hataz are watching tonight, as the show is all about Bad Chappelle Bits!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

Beating up Hitler is always Comedy Gold.

as is "ASS MILK"

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

DJ ASSAULT! "ASS N TITTIES"!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 1 April 2004 03:37 (twenty years ago) link

THAT WAS CLASSIC

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

the puppet sketch was laaaaaaame, man

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:52 (twenty years ago) link

The gay Klan had promise.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:18 (twenty years ago) link

indeed it did.

Mr. Chappelle, can you please get rid of the musical guest slot? If it was an hour show, I would understand that you might have trouble coming up with enough material. But christ it's only like 10 minutes of actual comedy per episode. Get off your stoned ass and write some more sketches.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link

I wouldn't mind them if the musical guests were consistently good (Snoop doing "Deep Cover," the Mos Def and Talib Kweli song from last season), but half the time the sound is bad and the performance is boring.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

if anybody wants an animated gif the gay lawnmower guy bumping it to "Ass n' Titties", email me at jdsalmon at mail dot com and i can hook you up.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

Shooting the slaveowner straight out = joke killa. Should've made him dance a bit, and THEN shoot him "accidentally". When the hell did Sally Jesse Raphael turn into a crotchety grandma?

Also, I am in platonic man-love with the "I'm rich, beeeotch" / Ashy Larry guy.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

The episode was 5 minutes of Dave setting up clips, 5 minutes of out-of-context clips (even with Dave saying, "this is going to be funny," they weren't), and then music. What a rip-off.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

two seasons in and we get a clip show.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

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When Gaffigan denounced Trump there were loads of butthurt conservatives whining about how he wasn't supposed to talk about politics

― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 4 January 2024 16:21 (three months ago) link

Gaffigan’s segments on CBS Sunday Morning are getting to be almost suicidally depressed.

― Chris L, Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:00 (three months ago) link

No that would be me, watching Gaffigan's CBS Sunday Morning segments

― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:04 (three months ago) link

(jk I fast forward through them)

― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:04 (three months ago) link

Gaffigan’s segments on CBS Sunday Morning are getting to be almost suicidally depressed.

Huh, hadn’t been following him recently.

― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:57 (three months ago) link

going back up to Katt Williams upthread (I missed that discussion)...I'm a little lukewarm on the praise he's getting for his interview, not because I disagree with the central points he's making, or anything like that, but because he always seems to sidestep his own toxic past.

he told a Mexican heckler to "go the fuck back to Mexico" in an unhinged rant, and never really adequately apologized for it, as well as physically assaulting a 17 year old, physically assaulting a woman at a hotel and leaving visible bruises, and beating an 18 year old with a bottle. He never really took accountability from what I could see, blamed the people he assaulted most of the time.

He seems to have left that behind and I did enjoy his last special and I do like the dude, and don't want him to be 'cancelled' or anything, but if he's crate-digging into other people's pasts as far back as he's going, why couldn't he take the opportunity to admit his own role in toxicity, rather than elevating himself above the people he's critiquing?

idk...I still found his last special funny.

― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 January 2024 22:56 (three months ago) link

Williams is definitely not a 100% good dude, and there are several moments in that interview where the host asks him about shit that might reflect badly on him and he freezes up and goes very noticeably silent for a long time before answering in a much more measured fashion than when he's discussing other subjects. So yeah. Agree.

― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Thursday, 11 January 2024 23:52 (three months ago) link

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