why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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ugh why does it go from centered to right justified?!? Ughhh, more unbearable than teen sexting or whatever.

Set the controls for the fart of the pun (Viceroy), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

goes from self-centered to self-justified more like

should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link

I think that looks great. love the frame.

ttyih boi (crüt), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link

flagged u

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link

also great message :]]]]]

the late great, Saturday, 15 June 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link

There's loads of creatures on this planet!

Mark G, Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link

loads of them "being honest" too

possible badger on malware thread (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

just sayin yo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LrYoHO4.png

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 17 June 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

asses do not work that way

caek, Monday, 17 June 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link

So is that number next to Helen Mckavett's name the number of squats she did, or her phone number in Russia, or her Ass Concentration Camp ID number, or . . . ?

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 17 June 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

looks like a UK number #facebookdetective

Neil S, Monday, 17 June 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

1 NEW ASS :)

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 17 June 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

Herbalife, huh. I tried pyramid selling for a while- actually did pretty well out of it. Those Egyptians sure are suckers.

yeah i've got a mate who's quite a bit youngr than me who nearly got roped into that herbalife scheme.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

my stepfather was way into it so i know its as dodgy as hell at least in australia. dog latin's DN is awesome btw

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

"You got her a corsage? Well here's YOUR corsage." *glower*

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link

"whatever you do to her, I will do to you"

Milkshakes, walks in the park, bunches of flowers.

Neil S, Monday, 17 June 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

a polite smooch on the cheek

misandry rublev (donna rouge), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

thought that said "I hurt her, I hurt you"

ttyih boi (crüt), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

hurting you and her and everyone else hurts me more than it hurts you and her and everyone else

j., Monday, 17 June 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link

I just read that post out of context and thought I had done something terrible

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

I thought they were addressing you too. lol.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

I'm not sure how to follow the rule "I'm everywhere"

Evan, Monday, 17 June 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link

hope he owns a My Little Pony costume

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link

Hurting?

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

remember, if my daughter is hurting, you're hurting, or I'm not Hurting

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

*gets a lawyer*

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

Why is it on the back of the shirt?

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

like any self-respecting father is going to face the no-good bum trying to date his daughter

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

otm

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

It's on the back of the shirt so you can read it while you KISS HIS ASS.

carl agatha, Monday, 17 June 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

lol @ any of that making sense to a teenage boy

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

Irl lol at carl agatha

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

It's on the back of the shirt so you can read it while you KISS HIS ASS.

― carl agatha, Monday, June 17, 2013 4:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or while you TOSS HIS SALAD, just like in JAIL

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

I think that's an entirely different shirt

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

everything you do to my daughter you also have to do to me in the butt

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

omg hahhaha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

"Oh, you got her a a corsage?" etc

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

add "in the butt" to every item on the list

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

get a job in the butt hee hee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

get a lawyer in the butt harglh

Mark G, Monday, 17 June 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link

My closest friend of some 24 years, who has a 13 year old daughter and is a cop, just shared that t-shirt on FB unironically. His comment: "See, it's not just me!"

;_;

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

either he'll break her spirit or she'll break his heart.

Aimless, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6348/d939.jpg

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

what's a gentleman to a non-believer

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link

and i got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

mookieproof, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link


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