Allow me to celebrate the one year anniversary of this thread by previewing an oil painting of a man having sex with a mouse.
NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/masturbating_bear.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't get it...?
― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_final_battle_censored.jpg
Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Truly a picture worthy of a dream.
― ----> (libcrypt), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
guernico_O
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Bobby Jindal Volcano painting NSFW
Obama: The Raging Sea-http://www.faithmouse.com/raging_sea_obama.jpg
Socks the Cat memorial portrait-http://www.faithmouse.com/socks_the_cat.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_light.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Hmm, not bad.
The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.
― kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link
that's Pio of Pietrelcina
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
its true
― kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker
― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
whoa
― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at pink dolphin ref.
― i got 51 sbs on my profile (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Gawker contest-Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 6 March 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I want the Socks painting.
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.
Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/rush_the_hut.jpg
Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW
Brand New Day, original art NSFW
The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 March 2009 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/myfimalpas
Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi
TAINT
Why don't we liaiseMy nets will partRevealing a window that's only for you
Why can't we relaxDon't mind the mess dearI toyed with Obama for something to do (Toyed...sex toy... a terrible joke!)
Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)I carryThe weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)
Expectations, frustrationsNo conference, no gloryJust dark rooms and juicesResentment and stories
Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)
Why don't you confessI hear repentanceArouses, asphyxiation for the soul
Why do I digressMy work's not overTil green faces smile from beneath soiled springs
Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)To dispose of as I likeTrue no treaty abidesFor that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)But you know battlegroundsLie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
An oil portrait of Warren Ellis.
http://www.faithmouse.com/a_portrait_of_warren_ellis.jpg
The Cougar
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_cougar_tvland.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/dont_run_with_scissors.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 07:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Heeded.
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/matt_drudge_face_mask_pancake.jpg
A painting of Eight Belles, requested by Peta
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
your client list must be a thing to behold dan.
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!http://www.faithmouse.com/new_york_times_dan_lacey.jpgInterviewed, even: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/design/31pain.html?_r=1
― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw that - congrats!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.
http://www.faithmouse.com/abu_ghraib_obama.jpg
CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.
http://www.faithmouse.com/susan_boyle_cat_duet.jpg
I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines
http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t607.JPG
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.
http://www.faithmouse.com/perez_hilton_black_eyed_peas.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-
http://thechristiantimes.org
http://www.faithmouse.com/tct_christania.jpg
The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Are you gonna have to tone it down?
― nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link
congrats dan!
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i actually like him
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
ok
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I like outsider art, and while Dan isn't really an outsider artist, his stuff has the flavor of that stuff. Plus, he's demented in a very original and fun way.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/american_idol_obama_unicorn.jpg
A painting of Jesus and Michael Jackson, still in progress-
http://www.faithmouse.com/mj_not_alone_inpro2.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link
when will we see an MJ tribute
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/michael_jackson_you_are_not_alone.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/michael-jackson-you-are-not-alone.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 29 June 2009 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Comedy Central
They commissioned a painting for this Thursday's Tosh.0.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan are you gonna be on? Should I Tivo?
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I won't be on, but they'll be showing about four paintings in a segment.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link
just saw this! sweet
― Kerm, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
They were very nice.
Tosh.0
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2009/10/nobel-prize-obama-unicorn-art.html
― StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 07:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I was just introduced to http://www.mysterygoogle.com/ , which gives you the search results of the person who used it before you rather than what you actually typed in, and the person previous had been looking for Dan's unicorn paintings. This cheered me
― Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/pat_robertson_voodoo_pancakes.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link