"D, not s."
'UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES s, HAVE I MADE THAT CLEAR?'
― j., Thursday, 13 June 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
Aren't most conversations a series of sentence-long exchanges? Much more than that feels like you're monologuing at each other.
― Dan I., Thursday, 13 June 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Depends on whether you think of the messages as texts or letters? I like getting letters. There's more room for personality and perspective to come out, I think.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
I feel like one-sentences back-and-forths are trying to be banter, and banter is far better accomplished in person with facial expressions and eye contact.
u realize ur saying this on ilx
― Dan I., Thursday, 13 June 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
eye contact terrifies me
― ttyih boi (crüt), Thursday, 13 June 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
sp Okay but I'm not trying to make anyone on ilx fall madly in love with me.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
Or at least want to sleep with me enough to ask me out again.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
one line banters on okc usually just end up with me sending a youtube link and never hearing back again
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
that's like ilx, i guess
Haha. You are a treat. I feel like one-liners are a diminishing thing, though? If neither person ups the ante by putting more effort into the corresp, each exchange just loses a little steam until someone stops writing back. And links are even lazier than prose. Links are like saying, I couldn't even be bothered to think of something to say.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
Its like a relationship, but much more efficient
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
So after four years of mis-starts I'm actually dating someone through the site.
Pretty happy actually, she's great.
― Josiah Alan, Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
oof
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
Grats, jo
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 June 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link
my super promising date for thursday just cancelled because "it's a long story, but this isn't the right time."
disappointing.
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 16 June 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
holy god
http://jezebel.com/semi-terrifying-dating-site-reveals-what-strangers-real-513410785
― goole, Monday, 17 June 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
Dating Diagnostic report that a) compares your self-perception to that of your dates', b) reveals what areas you may be overestimating or even underestimating the quality of your first impression, and c) gives you the data you need to ask "do people see me as I see myself?"
reading this immediately made me feel like a 7th grader all over again and i am not even in this game -- terrible website!
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
Man, I would probably never do this, but I would devour well-produced feedback data about how I present myself in romancey situations!
― Je55e, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
I mean, documentation and analysis type stuff are the only things I could really call a "passion" of mine, and especially the "quantified self" stuff. But I don't really want to go out to dinner for it.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
i wonder how a really nichey site like that even has enough users to justify their claims
― goole, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link
They'd probably just tell me I should be nicer or have long hair or something. I can get that from other people I don't like irl.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
Right. That, and you'd have to go on more than a handful of dates w/ more than a handful of people to get meaningful data. xp
― Je55e, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
that's why it just seems like mean torture to me
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
the premise of that site reminds me of the ibanker dude who went out on one date with a girl and then kept on emailing her for 2 years afterwards saying stuff like "you kept on touching your hair so that meant you were really into me, why won't you respond to my emails?" etc.
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
who goes out on a date to be a test subject to improve somebody's further dating? yeah sure if you like each other, get together again, but that really looks like an afterthought here.
― goole, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
i wonder if they have testers who go out and are really good at collecting details (and possibly recording them on trips to the bathroom) and then they give that raw data to a machine/robotic human who analyzes the data and writes the report zagat-style
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
'i don't really wanna get into a lot of long email exchanges, let's just meet'
feeling this
but then again I don't-remember-what-comedian said a date proposal is translated as "What do you want to do, first?"
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
You "seemed uncomfortable" and "touched [your] hair very little" and therefore did not signal interest sufficiently.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
Honestly the concept kind of appeals to me - maybe since I tend to think I do everything wrong haha - but the comments on that article point out exactly how awful this would be. Focus-grouping for people, sample size of 3. We have enough bland people on dating sites already.
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
terrifying
― j., Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/5910779/24+year+old-finance-guy-asks-all-his-dates-to-complete-a-creepy-survey-afterward
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/ae2a7ca68323047b9d3f0313055208af/tumblr_monp8a46x11qzgn6wo1_500.png
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
Hahahahaha.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link
remdinding you of your negative traits in order to turn you into a nervous wreck while dating is what family and friends are for
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link
xxp lol!
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:31 (ten years ago) link
so awesome
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 20 June 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link
goos luck
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 20 June 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link
hoos luck
― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 June 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
^^ i knew that was coming but i didn't think it would come so fast
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 20 June 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link
*waits for it*
hoos luck usa
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 20 June 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
otm
― crüt, Thursday, 20 June 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
so i went out with a girl friday night. we'd been texting all week like excited teenagers and being on the phone til all hours, it was great. i sort of figured the chemistry would simmer down to some degree on meeting, but it was high enough that she insisted our first meeting be at her house for whiskey. so it was. her roommate was there too, and we all got along decently enough and had some laughs and sips. the roommate politely vacated shortly thereafter, while the date kept complaining that she was tired. it was late and we were drinking whiskey, so i took that as my cue to show myself the door. she bid me good night, and i left it there.
the next day i sent her a text just to check in, mention i'd had a nice time, and her response was 'listen i don't know what happened last night but i'd appreciate it if you didn't contact me i'm really uncomfortable.'
i said 'whoa. ok. did i do something wrong?' i half expected her to accuse me of flirting with her roommate or something.
reply: 'after you left i felt sick, my roommate took me to a clinic and a toxicology screening showed things i don't remember taking, so i'd appreciate it if you didn't contact me.'
i said 'wow. wow. ok. sorry you felt sick. i definitely had nothing to do with that. i'll respect your wishes.' and that was that.
bfd, other people other plans, but the whole thing was bizarre and alarming and weirdly insulting.
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 24 June 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
holy shit that's messed up
― goole, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
wow, that is bizarre
― Nhex, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
what the fuck?
― how's life, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
waaait, when you mentioned that on another thread, I assumed you meant you met her at a bar
run, hoos! ruuuun
― mh, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
she had already friended me on fb and followed me on instagram and has since unfriended and unfollowed me
lulz
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
that is good, because then you don't have to do the work!
I am trying to figure out if something weird did happen to this girl that you had nothing to do with, if she is the worst person in the world at saying "hey, I'm not interested", or if she is genuinely crazy
― mh, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link