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― Z S, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
porn sites with "underwhelm" in the name, like "CUM UNDERWHELM" or "COCK UNDERWHELM"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
A comedy rap album by a rapper called Jew-Z, featuring the single "I've Got 99 Problems (But Who Can Complain?)"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link
Everytime I play golf lately, nothing but rain I got 99 problems but who can complainThe chiropracter did nothing for my lower back painI got 99 problems but who can complain
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/8239dce64e8b0f53fdfbf597315d8694/127667.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link
ok lol
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 07:45 (ten years ago) link
been donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at8hZpXyykM
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
I was so disappointed to find out they weren't actually old jewish men.
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
forks, if you couldn't have guessed that I owned a copy of the 2 Live Jews record, you may never never know me
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
so you are admitting to infringing on the intellectual property of MC Moisha and Easy Irving
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
* IDGI: a clothing line of t-shirts that mismatch dumb slogans from some shirts with the dumb images from others, producing shirts that LOOK like they should be transparently obvious, bro-ready jokes, but instead are irritating head-scratchers.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
awesome
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
So like, just going by the front page of snorg atm, an IDGI shirt could have the text of "Hedgehogs: Why Don't They Just Share The Hedge", but a graphic of a robot DJing?
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
Oh sorry, that's a medieval knight DJing.
you could create that very thing on IDAKOOS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
medieval knight is the one from monty python holy grail film, hence the 'tis but a scratch'.
― koogs, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
I think sunglasses chinchilla with "Back in My Day We Had Nine Planets" would work well
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
tbf these shirts basically look like most memes to me, as i get old
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
terrible t-shirt idea: A "dirty" coin shirt that has "Head" and "Tail" as the sides instead of heads and tails.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
Nuts Beery Farm
Eat nuts, drink beer, ride roller coasters.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
sounds like busch gardens tbh
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link
North Face offers limited editions designed by Kanye and Kim's baby
North x North West
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 June 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
inevitable headliner North West at South by Southwest gets Southwest Airlines sponsorship
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 June 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
they should throw the kid a bar mitzvah in the canadian arctic: a real north west (rite of) passage!!
― goole, Saturday, 22 June 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
an app called Pictagram where you text using pictograms
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link
With stiff competition from FourSquare knockoff RebusCube.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:08 (ten years ago) link
a bar called "The Most Photographed Bar in America"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
hmm actually maybe that's a good idea
people would enjoy saying "Do you want to meet me at The Most Photographed Bar in America? What? No, that's the NAME of the BAR dude, lol!!!" And then of course they'd come to take photos there.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
mash up of "strange brew" and "strange fruit"
― truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Strange Brute?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link
et tu, fruity?
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
Drone rock-sampling g-funk track with the hook "oh, it's just like Dr. Dre says"
― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 11:23 (ten years ago) link
construct a box that is covered on the inside with mirrors, and a few small holes to let sunlight in. the box would be 4x4x7 ft, and it would be called "the freakout room"
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
people taller than 7 feet or wider than 4 feet would not be allowed into the freakout room
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
congratulations, you are an installation artist!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
isn't that at the Guggenheim right now?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/how-booths-torture-booth-got-made-on-girls.html
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
yeah, i was telling my gf about my terrible idea and she was like "Have you seen any of Yayoi Kusama's work?"
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
however, i notice that Yayoi Kusama didn't have the terrible of calling it the freakout room.
terrible ^idea^
i do have similar (original, i believe) terrible ideas, though, about constructing a soundproof centralized box (again 4x4x7) and a set of corridors surrounding it that each blast agonizing sounds from the corners of building, down their halls and toward the center. in certain halls, you would only hear a single tone. in other halls, you would hear combinations of tones. all of the tones would be audible in the centralized box, but only when its shutters opened. the participant would step into the soundproofed box with the shutters closed, and as the door closed the sound would flip from a loud discordant ANNNNNNNGNGGGGGGHHHHHH to - ..... - nothing. total darkness as well. after a few seconds a long animation appears on the inside of the box that shows world population from 1 million bce to now. everything is silent until about 0 bce, when one of the shutters just barely opens and the noise from one of the surrounding halls leaks in. the animation proceeds, and around the industrial revolution, as the population curve begins to approach the curvy part of the J-curve, other shutters that correspond to the other sound hallways begin to open. and then of course as the 20th century proceeds and the population begins soaring up the vertical part of the J the shutters just fly open, the lighting in the room turns blood red and it's fucking chaos in there, because for the first time you're hearing ALL of the sound hallways all at once and it sounds fucking TERRIBLE. then it hits 2013 and the door flies open and you're outta there
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
this terrible idea hinges on my ability to construct giant soundproofed hallways and boxes and having millions of dollars
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
I like it.
― Romantic style in da world (crüt), Monday, 1 July 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
crut do you have some $ i can borrow
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
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a friend of mine actually did this
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 July 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
did you get to experience the freakout firsthand?
― Z S, Monday, 1 July 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
it was ultimately sort of cheap looking on the inside but a fun idea
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 05:58 (ten years ago) link
it sounds a lot like a dressing room at TJ Maxx
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
They had one of those at Robot World in the Wisconsin Dells. I've wanted to build one since I was a kid.
― how's life, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link