Severed deer head left on Tesco shop till
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
holy fuckin shit
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2013/06/14/nazi-commander-minnesota
― goole, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
http://theon1on.com/
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
xp: jesus christ. That's horrifying.
― how's life, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
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http://i.imgur.com/6PbF7EJ.png?1
― http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Friday, 14 June 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
this guy otm re that phrase and other self-congratulatory cliches http://www.theawl.com/2013/06/woah-its-lame-twitter
― caek, Friday, 14 June 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/K0xV0dR.jpg
― Z S, Friday, 5 July 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
I had two of the most liberal parents in the world, but in my house, the word "fart" was on par with "shit" as a word polite folk do not use. I was surprised (and somewhat aghast) the first time I heard one of my friends say it in front of his parents.
My little girl says it now and I wince. And seeing that headline makes me slowly realize that my parents were insane.
― pplains, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
what were you supposed to say instead?
(please don't say pooting, pleeeease don't say pooting)
― Z S, Friday, 5 July 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
odoriferous emanation
― worldstar (am0n), Friday, 5 July 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
Vladimir oh gawwd no
― Z S, Friday, 5 July 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
my family just called it passing gas. I still feel weird about saying "fart." and I am crazy.
― molly ratchet (crüt), Friday, 5 July 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
im the same as pp. i can say cunt all day long but fart ugh. its hard to type even. i say 'pop' btw. very adult.
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Friday, 5 July 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
i'm pp and crut and sunnyexcept "pop" wtf
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
As kids, we said "tooted."
After we turned 9, we never spoke of it again.
― pplains, Friday, 5 July 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
Well, except for my step-brother. He was like the Louis Armstrong of farting.
― pplains, Friday, 5 July 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
Lassiter Basket bought his .22-caliber handgun in 1963 and in recent years has fired it just twice a year — on New Year's Eve and the Fourth of July. He says he uses blanks for safety and shoots in the privacy of his Forest Park row house.
"Other people fire firecrackers," the white-haired 82-year-old said. "It's just a noisemaker."
But on Thursday, police say Basket had live ammunition in his gun when he fired off a round that blasted through the wall of his great-granddaughter's bedroom. While the 17-year-old escaped with minor wounds to her wrists and leg, the shooting serves as another reminder of the dangers of celebratory gunfire.
Basket said police are "mistaken" and that he's certain that he had a blank in the chamber, but Detective Angela Carter-Watson, a police spokeswoman, said investigators recovered evidence of a real bullet at the scene.
For years, officials have urged residents to refrain from celebratory gunfire as injuries mount. Celebratory gunfire this past New Year's Eve claimed the life of a Cecil County girl. In 2011, a falling bullet injured a 4-year-old boy at Fourth of July celebrations at the Inner Harbor.
Basket took Tashira Holley, his great-granddaughter, to a local hospital shortly before midnight Thursday.
He said he had walked out of his bedroom on the second floor, pointed the handgun down the hall and pulled the trigger, confident he had loaded it with blanks he keeps in a purple cloth bag that once held a bottle of Crown Royal whiskey. He said he keeps his real ammunition separate, in a Remington box.
To his surprise, the bullet wasn't harmless.
"She said, 'Granddad, I'm hit,' and I said, 'You can't be,' " Basket said.
Doctors tended to Holley's wounds and X-rayed her wrists but found no life-threatening injuries. Holley sat on the front porch of her house Friday with gauze bandages around both wrists, which were resting in her lap over pink Snoopy pajama pants.
"I wasn't surprised when it happened, but I was surprised when I saw the blood," Holley said. "I'm glad it's all right."
[...]
Basket said he kept his celebratory gunfire indoors and used blanks out of safety concerns. He stood by a citizen's right to bear arms.
"I think guns are necessary for people who know how to use them," Basket said. "If you don't have a way of protecting yourself, police are not going to be here to give you help."
Police have not charged Basket with any crime, but officers are consulting with the state's attorney's office about the matter, Carter-Watson said. Officers seized his weapon Thursday night, and he does not plan to replace it.
"It won't happen again because I'm not buying anything else," Basket said. "I have to now depend on the Police Department to do their job."
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
http://www.capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_record/man-swims-hours-to-save-family-after-boat-capsizes-off/article_5179d3ad-e3ae-5a07-be34-cac0681eb490.html
DEAL ISLAND — John Franklin Riggs swam for about five hours to get help for his family, including two children, after their small powerboat capsized in a storm.
Riggs climbed rocks along the shoreline in the dark and knocked on the door of the first house he saw early Wednesday.
.
..
“He came to the right house,” said Angela Byrd, whose dog’s barking awakened her. She found 46-year-old Riggs outside, soaking wet and barefoot.
“He said, ‘I’ve been swimming since sundown. I need help,’ “ she said.
Byrd called 911 and rescuers were soon on their way to the 16-foot Carolina Skiff that capsized near Deal Island, southwest of Salisbury on Maryland’s Eastern Shore. Life jackets saved the boaters’ lives, said Sgt. Brian Albert of the Maryland Natural Resources Police.
A Maryland State Police helicopter hovered above the boat as firefighters from Deal Island, Mount Vernon and Fairmount in Somerset County and Westside in Wicomico County pulled alongside. The U.S. Coast Guard also was on the scene, Albert said.
Contessa Riggs of Washington said she clung to the boat for five hours with her 3-year-old son, Conrad Drake; her 70-year-old father, a retired commercial waterman also named John Riggs; and his 9-year-old granddaughter, Emily Horn, a fourth-grader visiting from the San Francisco Bay area.
“I’ve never been so happy to see search boats in my life,” Contessa Riggs said Wednesday. “It took him five hours to swim ashore. He had to stop and grab a crab pot buoy and rest, then swim.
“We clinged to the side of the boat and got stung by sea nettles in the dark,” she said.
Riggs’ niece, Emily, calls Riggs a “real hero.” She added that the next time the family goes fishing, “I’ll go if the water is really shallow.”
― how's life, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/drug-links-suspected-as-dublin-man-27-shot-dead-1.1464200
See that wall? Thats my fuckin wall.
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link
fuuuuck
― how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
ikr? had i gone to work at my usual time today id have been +/- 5 mins a witness
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link
wow!
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
jesus deems
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
Its a nice estate, i mean really nice, the walls around it are u&k tho- lad was bottled more than half to death last week at 5.30pm at the next luas stop. Wouldnt say it was typical of kilmainham tho tbh, but we border crumlin, inchicore, rialto, areas with a little more rep to them.
But yeah, shit.lease up soon, so idk.
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
be careful D
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
I dont feel like 'just anyone' could get attacked tbh, the area feels safe to me, in terms of trouble wont come looking for you if you dont go looking for it first iykwim.
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
safe enough alright, just edging sw inner city realness. going in for a bit of the auld drug dealing wouldn't be the thing there at all
― zvookster, Thursday, 18 July 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
There is IRA graffiti above the flowers at the spot this AM
I mean i know its a neighbourhood watch area but
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 July 2013 06:39 (ten years ago) link
A TEENAGE boy remains in a critical but stable condition in hospital after a ‘BBQ exploded’ in Sidcup on Saturday evening.
Emergency services were called to Penhill Road at about 6.30pm to reports of four people burnt at a BBQ being held in a back garden.
A 17-year-old boy suffered severe burns and was rushed by land ambulance to King’s College Hospital, where he remains in a critical condition.
Three others, who suffered less severe burns, were taken by ambulance to a specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital in Chelmsford. The air ambulance landed nearby but was not needed.
Anne Kenton, 71, and Sidney Gillett, 81, were in their front room when they heard screams coming from next door.
Grandmother-of-four Ms Kenton said: “We thought it was just the children playing. I understand it was someone who threw petrol on the barbecue.
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 18 July 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link
nb that is not local to here but its a classic ~local news~ freakshow
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 18 July 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link
Grandmother of four
Sounds like a spy novel
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 July 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link
"land ambulance"
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 July 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
"SEAGULL STOLE MY TEETH"
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10569408.Seagull_swoops_to_steal_pensioner_s_dentures_at_Bexhill_care_home
― who killfiled cock robin? (NickB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
No results found for "seagal stole my teeth"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
you're not even tryinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdwdX5PxF9Q
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
what a gruesome extract
― who killfiled cock robin? (NickB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
http://monroecountyjournal.com/2013/07/29/naked-jet-ski-rider-makes-waves-for-local-law-enforcement/
Amory Jesus busted! I saw him walking everywhere around town for the last ten years so I assumed he didn't have a vehicle, but apparently he does own a jet ski. Also, now I know his name.
― things are going to get better or worse (WilliamC), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thedailyjournal.com/viewart/20130730/NEWS01/307290033/Wing-eating-champion-admits-he-s-drug-dealer
― loudoun reston herndon munich (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link
sounds like an onion story about joe biden
― caek, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
uhhttp://www.thv11.com/news/article/274333/2/Report-Kanye-West-wants-to-buy-Graceland-for-Kim-Kardashian
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
Love that they could only find Graceland art at TunicaTravel.com.
― pplains, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link
damn dude
http://gawker.com/gang-bang-organizer-puts-occupation-on-business-cards-1042364279
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
a lot of free will vs morality police questions there but mostly trumped by the deathless tweet: "gang bang today... lots of fun"
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/masterscottyp
there are no tweets between aug '09 and jun '12. so, drought period or just solid gangbangs?
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
first string of half dozen tweets are all pure gold
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i42.tinypic.com/35k8v91.jpg
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/x3sN6M3.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/03Vy64I.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ks1Uf19.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
this guy is like catnip to u isn't he
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 04:01 (ten years ago) link