your terrible ideas

open a coffee shop aimed at the legal community called Due Diligentsia

this coffee shop would not have a bathroom (that's what makes it an especially terrible idea)

haha, I love that

"keep your shit to yourself"?

Z S is p much the king of terrible ideas

i mean that as a compliment

<3

porn sites with "underwhelm" in the name, like "CUM UNDERWHELM" or "COCK UNDERWHELM"

A comedy rap album by a rapper called Jew-Z, featuring the single "I've Got 99 Problems (But Who Can Complain?)"

Everytime I play golf lately, nothing but rain
I got 99 problems but who can complain
The chiropracter did nothing for my lower back pain
I got 99 problems but who can complain

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/8239dce64e8b0f53fdfbf597315d8694/127667.jpg

ok lol

been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at8hZpXyykM

I was so disappointed to find out they weren't actually old jewish men.

forks, if you couldn't have guessed that I owned a copy of the 2 Live Jews record, you may never never know me

so you are admitting to infringing on the intellectual property of MC Moisha and Easy Irving

* IDGI: a clothing line of t-shirts that mismatch dumb slogans from some shirts with the dumb images from others, producing shirts that LOOK like they should be transparently obvious, bro-ready jokes, but instead are irritating head-scratchers.

awesome

So like, just going by the front page of snorg atm, an IDGI shirt could have the text of "Hedgehogs: Why Don't They Just Share The Hedge", but a graphic of a robot DJing?

Oh sorry, that's a medieval knight DJing.

you could create that very thing on IDAKOOS

medieval knight is the one from monty python holy grail film, hence the 'tis but a scratch'.

I think sunglasses chinchilla with "Back in My Day We Had Nine Planets" would work well

tbf these shirts basically look like most memes to me, as i get old

terrible t-shirt idea: A "dirty" coin shirt that has "Head" and "Tail" as the sides instead of heads and tails.

Nuts Beery Farm

Eat nuts, drink beer, ride roller coasters.

sounds like busch gardens tbh

North Face offers limited editions designed by Kanye and Kim's baby

North x North West

inevitable headliner North West at South by Southwest gets Southwest Airlines sponsorship

they should throw the kid a bar mitzvah in the canadian arctic: a real north west (rite of) passage!!

an app called Pictagram where you text using pictograms

With stiff competition from FourSquare knockoff RebusCube.

a bar called "The Most Photographed Bar in America"

hmm actually maybe that's a good idea

people would enjoy saying "Do you want to meet me at The Most Photographed Bar in America? What? No, that's the NAME of the BAR dude, lol!!!" And then of course they'd come to take photos there.

mash up of "strange brew" and "strange fruit"

Strange Brute?

et tu, fruity?

Drone rock-sampling g-funk track with the hook "oh, it's just like Dr. Dre says"

construct a box that is covered on the inside with mirrors, and a few small holes to let sunlight in. the box would be 4x4x7 ft, and it would be called "the freakout room"

people taller than 7 feet or wider than 4 feet would not be allowed into the freakout room

congratulations, you are an installation artist!

isn't that at the Guggenheim right now?

http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/how-booths-torture-booth-got-made-on-girls.html

yeah, i was telling my gf about my terrible idea and she was like "Have you seen any of Yayoi Kusama's work?"

however, i notice that Yayoi Kusama didn't have the terrible of calling it the freakout room.

terrible ^idea^

i do have similar (original, i believe) terrible ideas, though, about constructing a soundproof centralized box (again 4x4x7) and a set of corridors surrounding it that each blast agonizing sounds from the corners of building, down their halls and toward the center. in certain halls, you would only hear a single tone. in other halls, you would hear combinations of tones. all of the tones would be audible in the centralized box, but only when its shutters opened. the participant would step into the soundproofed box with the shutters closed, and as the door closed the sound would flip from a loud discordant ANNNNNNNGNGGGGGGHHHHHH to - ..... - nothing. total darkness as well. after a few seconds a long animation appears on the inside of the box that shows world population from 1 million bce to now. everything is silent until about 0 bce, when one of the shutters just barely opens and the noise from one of the surrounding halls leaks in. the animation proceeds, and around the industrial revolution, as the population curve begins to approach the curvy part of the J-curve, other shutters that correspond to the other sound hallways begin to open. and then of course as the 20th century proceeds and the population begins soaring up the vertical part of the J the shutters just fly open, the lighting in the room turns blood red and it's fucking chaos in there, because for the first time you're hearing ALL of the sound hallways all at once and it sounds fucking TERRIBLE. then it hits 2013 and the door flies open and you're outta there

this terrible idea hinges on my ability to construct giant soundproofed hallways and boxes and having millions of dollars

I like it.