will tim tebow have a good nfl career?

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I wonder if Brady is practicing his gasface

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

i think the way this works is they try tebow at the half when brady gets badly injured, he has a crazy three touchdown, two turnover win; QB controversy on the week off; they start him and he has a weird flukey dominant game; a week of nonstop OMYGOD IS HE BETTER THAN BRADY and then three weeks of ugly hash until brady gets back; he angrily takes the ball out of tebow's hands and whips him all the way up to golgotha. then tebow rises on the third day and takes the seahawks to the superbowl. then he ascends and the hawks lose in overtime.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

somehow he ends up taking the Atlanta Hawks to the Superbowl rather than the Seattle Seahawks, otherwise OTM

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

my bad, i was distracted by my base urges while typing that.
off to go try on my new patriots #15 hairshirt

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

OMYGOD FIRST QB CONTROVERSY: WHO KEEPS 15!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?
http://www.patriots.com/team/roster/Ryan-Mallett/8d9f1286-6282-4f3f-8592-d31725d2ca5f

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

Mallett would probably have the edge, right?

Mallett also wears #15.

CONTROVERSY!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

lol jinx

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

Matt Ryan, Tim Tebow, Matt Schaub, Alex Smith, TJ Yates, and Jay Cutler all have one career playoff victory as QB.

polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link

And Tony Romo!

polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

Rex Grossman has two

polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

poll, and i'm voting ryan

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link

why are the patriots trolling the bruins like this

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link

why are the patriots trolling everyone like this? I'm so delighted tbh this is hilarious news

http://i38.tinypic.com/3484vx3.jpg

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

if i were still a mod, that would SO be tebow autoreplace

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link

someone grant this dying boy a wish

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link

he is destined somehow to win hoodie and hoodie jr a superbowl.

― life is good (Hunt3r), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 9:02 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so. *drums fingers*

Let's Talk Tech with Curr3n$y (Hunt3r), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

how long until i can consume sports media again?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

forks for mod

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

i did lol

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

mike kafka must be pretty shit i guess

also, anyone get the sense that bb is kinda bored with football?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

beast in hoodie slouches towards bethlehem, click here.

Let's Talk Tech with Curr3n$y (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

"It's not a surprise to me that Tim would be picked up, obviously as I've said before, tremendous young man, very competitive and I look forward to competing against him," Jets coach Rex Ryan said Tuesday.

Asked if he was curious how Belichick planned to use Tebow, Ryan said, "Not really. Nope. If they want to replace Brady with him, that's fine."

Brad C., Wednesday, 12 June 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

looool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

Brady did stop short of stamping his approval on the Patriots potentially using Tebow in a special package on offense, one that would send him to the sideline.

"That's a very hypothetical question," said Brady, when asked how he'd react to coming off the field in favor of Tebow. "Maybe we'll deal with it if it happens."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYJhWIwGUw

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/12/sports/football/tebows-debut-with-patriots-reveals-little.html

“There’s a reason why he’s here,” tight end Aaron Hernandez said of Tebow, his former teammate at Florida. “I actually don’t know the reason yet, but we’ll see."

lol

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 June 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

haha gold

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

and lo the lord gave the patriots his only begotten son for reasons yet to be determined

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link

Got to say the Pats keep finding new reasons for people to both love and hate them.

earlnash, Friday, 14 June 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

pretty good read: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/longform/tebow/index.html

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

Tim Tebow is apparently the focus of a bidding war between ESPN's SEC Network, CBS Sports and Fox Sports for college football analysis next season.

Not a joke.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link

Oh the guy will be huge on TV for college football. As bad Tebow is at throwing the football, I have a hard time believing that Brandon Wheedon is a better QB than him.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/10/20/4859944/packers-vs-browns-brandon-weeden

Sad thing is that Tebow is definitely a good enough athlete, you have to think the guy could be a pro someplace else on the field. But hey, the guy has his principals, but I would think there would be something to the story if the guy agreed to being an H-Back or something of the sort and had success. The TV gig is always going to be there to an extent.

earlnash, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

He might have the body type to be a fullback or a tight end but I don't think he could hack it. He was okay at running when he was with the Broncos but he added too much weight with the Jets.

Also his interviews were 100% platitudes. I doubt he could provide color commentary of value. He might be a good sideline reporter jock.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that's the stunner for me. This guy is not so great at the talking.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ESPN has hired @TimTebow as analyst for SEC Network (Aug. launch). Makes ESPN debut Monday on BCS

polyphonic, Monday, 30 December 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

time to get on with his life's work

mookieproof, Monday, 30 December 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

damn sec network thats a dis

lag∞n, Monday, 30 December 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...
five months pass...

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/tim-tebow-wants-you-to-know-he-s-in-shape-and-totally-ready-for-an-nfl-call-171541549.html

"One of my favorite quotes is 'I don't know what my future holds, but I know who holds my future.' And in that, it gives you peace to just continue to work, go after what your heart desires and when you do that, you don't have any regrets. I think that's the best way to live life," Tebow said.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link

I don't know what my pants hold, but i know who holds my pants

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

i don't know for sure that it's a good idea to put my arm in this wood chipper but if not jesus has got my back. no regrets. #yolo(ej)

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link

this poll was about as OTM as ILX has ever been.

He's still won as many playoff games as Tony Romo and Andrew Luck have.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link

that's the "in god's hands" part

this dude will be preaching in tents all over america soon

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

i'm sure he'll have one of those patented "touched by jesus" heroic moments

http://i.imgur.com/02vRunl.gif

nomar, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

in the minors maybe

no poke balls (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link


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