poll results w/snoopsaysno.jpeg are killing me right now
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
i would pay so much money out of pocket for tebow to be responsible for multiple touchdowns when the patriots play at the jets
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
my god if brady goes down...
Mallett would probably have the edge, right?
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if Brady is practicing his gasface
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
i think the way this works is they try tebow at the half when brady gets badly injured, he has a crazy three touchdown, two turnover win; QB controversy on the week off; they start him and he has a weird flukey dominant game; a week of nonstop OMYGOD IS HE BETTER THAN BRADY and then three weeks of ugly hash until brady gets back; he angrily takes the ball out of tebow's hands and whips him all the way up to golgotha. then tebow rises on the third day and takes the seahawks to the superbowl. then he ascends and the hawks lose in overtime.
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
somehow he ends up taking the Atlanta Hawks to the Superbowl rather than the Seattle Seahawks, otherwise OTM
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
my bad, i was distracted by my base urges while typing that.off to go try on my new patriots #15 hairshirt
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
OMYGOD FIRST QB CONTROVERSY: WHO KEEPS 15!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?http://www.patriots.com/team/roster/Ryan-Mallett/8d9f1286-6282-4f3f-8592-d31725d2ca5f
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
Mallett also wears #15.
CONTROVERSY!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
lol jinx
Matt Ryan, Tim Tebow, Matt Schaub, Alex Smith, TJ Yates, and Jay Cutler all have one career playoff victory as QB.
― polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
And Tony Romo!
― polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
Rex Grossman has two
poll, and i'm voting ryan
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
http://www.outsports.com/2012/4/13/4052942/rob-gronkowski-wants-to-take-tim-tebows-virginity
― polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
why are the patriots trolling the bruins like this
― call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
why are the patriots trolling everyone like this? I'm so delighted tbh this is hilarious news
http://i38.tinypic.com/3484vx3.jpg
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
if i were still a mod, that would SO be tebow autoreplace
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
someone grant this dying boy a wish
he is destined somehow to win hoodie and hoodie jr a superbowl.
― life is good (Hunt3r), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 9:02 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so. *drums fingers*
― Let's Talk Tech with Curr3n$y (Hunt3r), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
how long until i can consume sports media again?
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link
forks for mod
― frogbs, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971763_664125810268832_1278328233_n.jpg
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
i did lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
mike kafka must be pretty shit i guess
also, anyone get the sense that bb is kinda bored with football?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
beast in hoodie slouches towards bethlehem, click here.
― Let's Talk Tech with Curr3n$y (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link
"No comment from Coach Belichick or Tom Brady at Patriots camp on the signing of Tim Tebow"
http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=-exDutE-zd6ntM&tbnid=GnVdvDVVN0tE1M:&ved=0CAUQjBwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F00671%2Fdarth-vader-404_671069c.jpg&ei=7Zy3Ud-QAqOdyQHtj4GYBg&psig=AFQjCNFRLygKsB1z3IUUzEvCfMOiHqoW9A&ust=1371074157066072
― earlnash, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
"It's not a surprise to me that Tim would be picked up, obviously as I've said before, tremendous young man, very competitive and I look forward to competing against him," Jets coach Rex Ryan said Tuesday.
Asked if he was curious how Belichick planned to use Tebow, Ryan said, "Not really. Nope. If they want to replace Brady with him, that's fine."
― Brad C., Wednesday, 12 June 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link
looool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
Brady did stop short of stamping his approval on the Patriots potentially using Tebow in a special package on offense, one that would send him to the sideline.
"That's a very hypothetical question," said Brady, when asked how he'd react to coming off the field in favor of Tebow. "Maybe we'll deal with it if it happens."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYJhWIwGUw
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/12/sports/football/tebows-debut-with-patriots-reveals-little.html
“There’s a reason why he’s here,” tight end Aaron Hernandez said of Tebow, his former teammate at Florida. “I actually don’t know the reason yet, but we’ll see."
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 June 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
haha gold
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
and lo the lord gave the patriots his only begotten son for reasons yet to be determined
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
Got to say the Pats keep finding new reasons for people to both love and hate them.
― earlnash, Friday, 14 June 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link
pretty good read: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/longform/tebow/index.html
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
Tim Tebow is apparently the focus of a bidding war between ESPN's SEC Network, CBS Sports and Fox Sports for college football analysis next season.
Not a joke.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link
Oh the guy will be huge on TV for college football. As bad Tebow is at throwing the football, I have a hard time believing that Brandon Wheedon is a better QB than him.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/10/20/4859944/packers-vs-browns-brandon-weeden
Sad thing is that Tebow is definitely a good enough athlete, you have to think the guy could be a pro someplace else on the field. But hey, the guy has his principals, but I would think there would be something to the story if the guy agreed to being an H-Back or something of the sort and had success. The TV gig is always going to be there to an extent.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link
He might have the body type to be a fullback or a tight end but I don't think he could hack it. He was okay at running when he was with the Broncos but he added too much weight with the Jets.
Also his interviews were 100% platitudes. I doubt he could provide color commentary of value. He might be a good sideline reporter jock.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, that's the stunner for me. This guy is not so great at the talking.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
ESPN has hired @TimTebow as analyst for SEC Network (Aug. launch). Makes ESPN debut Monday on BCS
― polyphonic, Monday, 30 December 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
time to get on with his life's work
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 December 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
damn sec network thats a dis
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 December 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTaH-OtUv94
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 February 2014 20:38 (ten years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/tim-tebow-wants-you-to-know-he-s-in-shape-and-totally-ready-for-an-nfl-call-171541549.html
"One of my favorite quotes is 'I don't know what my future holds, but I know who holds my future.' And in that, it gives you peace to just continue to work, go after what your heart desires and when you do that, you don't have any regrets. I think that's the best way to live life," Tebow said.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
I don't know what my pants hold, but i know who holds my pants
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link
i don't know for sure that it's a good idea to put my arm in this wood chipper but if not jesus has got my back. no regrets. #yolo(ej)
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
this poll was about as OTM as ILX has ever been.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
He's still won as many playoff games as Tony Romo and Andrew Luck have.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
that's the "in god's hands" part
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
this dude will be preaching in tents all over america soon
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link