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there used to be a faq, but the only thing i remember from it is that music critic jody rosen and our jbr are both different ppl and different genders

mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/faq.html

markers, Monday, 10 June 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link

could use an update i suppose

mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/moderators.html

markers, Monday, 10 June 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link

My favorite Nigel Molesworth book was You Never Her: A Guide To Turning Your Face Into a Heart.

pplains, Monday, 10 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

^^^make this poster a mod

mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/moderators.html

― markers, Sunday, June 9, 2013 5:45 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of lol but mostly sad

Operation Gypsy Dildo (silby), Monday, 10 June 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link

i can't access that link :-(

Treeship, Monday, 10 June 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link

that is the joke

Operation Gypsy Dildo (silby), Monday, 10 June 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link

try ilxor.com/ivorytower/_jerfman

sleepingbag, Monday, 10 June 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

better make that jerman

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link

thanks guys. fascinating links.

Treeship, Monday, 10 June 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

i can't access that link :-(

― Treeship, Sunday, June 9, 2013 9:14 PM

that is the joke

― Operation Gypsy Dildo (silby), Sunday, June 9, 2013 9:19 PM

dual posts that effortlessly summarize ilx

mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link

Obsession with large boobs may suck, but large boobs themselves rule.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:11 (7 months ago)

GET INVULVED (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 June 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link

consecutively met cankles and the pavement apparently

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 June 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

maybe we'll see him soon when nfl season rolls around

...where he will challenge the rest of us to a cage fight

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 June 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

His absence on sabbath 13 thread implies he is dead or non compos mentis

folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 23 June 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

I miss him. He dug the Who.

i feel like that story is going to end with a gawker scoop

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 June 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

velko

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link

everyone

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

where is my mans lagoon

neil degrasse (m bison), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

^^^

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

strongooooooooooo

j., Wednesday, 24 July 2013 07:31 (ten years ago) link

lagoon's kinda disappeared off the internet, period. hope he's ok.

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

:(

hello :) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

miss u lagoon

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

sup

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

i was staffing a camp for buddhist children fyi

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

so u made bail finally

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

cant hold me

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link

Why u keepin buddhist kids in camps u monster

esperantzen (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

Lord why cant we heal this world ;_;

esperantzen (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

he had to concentrate on his camp duties for awhile, nbd

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

next time you spend 2 weeks stuffing buddhist children in ovens plz let us know beforehand ok thx

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

i was staffing a camp for buddhist children fyi

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 25, 2013 3:12 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aw.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

there was no internet, we slept in tents

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

lagoon last week, exclusive footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMw_dlnVH0

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

m/l

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

lagoon ur in tents bwaahahah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

that joke is evergreen just like the trees

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

"Doctor I keep having these dreams, first I'm a wigwam then I'm a teepee then I'm wigwam then I'm a teepee..."
"You're two tents"

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

ok I'm all out of tent jokes now, carry on

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

hi jho!

horseshoe, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link

jho i live in new york now, come and see us

caek, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

ya i shd be down in august sometime, ill be in touch

hi horseshoe!

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link

ok I'm all out of tent jokes now, carry on

― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, July 25, 2013 3:16 PM (9 minutes ago)

ok i think i can pitch in

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

i knew we could count on you, chum

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

Np: 'Peg'

Thelema & Louise (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

You all need to zip it up with these tent jokes.

pplains, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link


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