Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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NOT VERY PLAIN

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

polo shirts make ANYONE look like an asshole. case closed.

i'm ok with that

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i luv polo shirts.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

in fact some of my favorite people wear them all the time - my father, selzer, ddb and at least 3 others i can think of.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

there are really many factors that go into whether or not a polo is "assholish" or ok that aren't being addressed. I mean green polo upthread is pretty clearly an asshole, and that shirt definitely contributes to the "asshole" aura. I dunno how to define it, it's down entirely to the way the thing fits and the color scheme, I think.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES LEAVE ALLY ALONER - COMPARED TO HER, YOU ARE ALL METAPHORICALLY WEARING THOUSANDS OF UGLY POLO SHIRTS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wow! that gets me in the sternum.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

RIGHT IN THE CLEAVAGE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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I THINK WE'RE WINNING THE THREAD AND I'M CONSIDERING LOCKING IT FOR PRESERVATIVES

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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l to r: ally, psmith

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

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― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean green polo upthread is pretty clearly an asshole, and that shirt definitely contributes to the "asshole" aura.

The glasses are way way worse than the polo (although the polo is not good, I am not save-a-fuckface-ing). Also the memory of the pic of him wearing ludicrous pants and humping a bannister flashes to the forefront every time I see him regardless of context, ergo BIG FUCKING ASSHOLE.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha I was disappointed he wasn't at Saint Ex with Tom Brady and the ugly douchebag the other day when we were hanging with Spencer. I think my head would've exploded.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

who is that guy anyway?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

a winner.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i wear/love polo shirts. fuck a t-shirt!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

THis is my favorite thread.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hi, felicity! say hi to tim, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Hpencil! TIm says right back at you. Is there a night we can drink since Saturday is out? We want to meet noize dudes.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

tonight and friday are jam-packed. maybe sunday, daddy's?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Find me an example of genuine Stylus self-promotion from the last six months, and I will PayPal you $10.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 28th, 2006.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

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― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

Is it too late, do you think? Is there still time to mount a campaign? Or at least a cute campaign manager?

-- luna (lunace...) (webmail)

Luna, we should run together!

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

lean times?

― ;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dan

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone HAS forgotten my "Dan Perry '08" login name!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Captain-Defensive-Pants

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

capt save a n00b

I'm locked out of the Noise board, Crazee, and when it's done for no fucking reason I don't find addressing it "vindictive."

You're unlocked and I'm adding you as an admin so you can unban yourself

-- roc u like a § (jon@...), October 18th, 2006 1:07 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

jon 'drew rosenhaus' williams

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Crazee

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20051107/owens_55400.jpg [CONTROVERSIAL CRAZY PERSON EDIT]

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

mad accurate

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok no i can't let this happen. ffs ally, you'd be getting a washed-up back and two half-assed WRs for a starting qb, a goalline back, and one of top 5 WRs in the game.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), October 24th, 2006 5:16 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^ :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

also making charts about whether you care about somethin is kinda gay dude, in that amount of time taken you could've made a horrible rash decision for gear to save you from :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

god nevermind i was trying to make an ascii wang

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

elmo IS gay, lady

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

guys don't make fun of my face, that's what i look like all the time and i am trying to express it in ascii, ask Jimmy Mod about my John Elway resemblance :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"Nightmare On My Street" was done by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (AKA Will Smith and his DJ friend Jeff), not The Fat Boys. Will Smith is pretty much the polar opposite of fat, so confusing him with The Fat Boys made me giggle.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

E-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho.
Where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. He will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. Dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say I will save a ho baby I am here for you.

Make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an S on the chest, When I call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

5. Captain save a Ho 10 up, 24 down

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl Feb 28, 2004 email it
6. Captain Save a Ho 11 up, 33 down

Someone that comes in when a girl is way drunk and saves them from passing out and trys to make out with them.

Shaniqua was about to pass out and Damien saved her and ate her vagina.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't posted to this thread for yonks.
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-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), November 5th, 2006.

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gem, im guessing you're not single?
-- not-goodwin (godwin...), November 5th, 2006.

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

benrique that is not save-a-cyber-ho-ism, that is more btw-you-are-very-pretty-ist typical of the north american internet horndog species.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i thought of that after posting, but cdn't remember an appropriate thread :(

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

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