Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

ok rill lol @ 'irrationally fresh'

"Hey, guys! Excuse me while I take a shower!"

*stands in living room, rubs towel around his ears*

That article is pretty fucking stupid. That guy would probably change his tune if he ever tried these amazing things.

i don't know how you don't use butt wipes. if i had even the tiniest piece of shit on my arm i sure as hell wouldn't be satisfied with wiping it off with a tissue. why should my butt be different? my only problem with butt wipes is that they aren't antibacterial.

Dear John Cook, who is a very stupid human being:

I hope to god you never have hemorrhoids, and I especially hope you never have any that are partly internal. If you do, I hope you never have to make do with just toilet paper, especially the shitty toilet paper available in most public restrooms.

Go fuck yourself!

- Phil D.

^

http://www.indiepundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/citizen-kane-clapping-gif.gif

I have this cool-looking coffee mug that I hadn't used in years, and I decided to put it back in rotation

I just remembered why I stopped using it. The handle is curved like a large arch that's a little bit too arched to get all your fingers around the handle, and it's also kind of thin and weirdly sized. but the worst flaw that you don't realize until you're walking back from the urn with a mug of hot coffee is that the actual mug itself is so heavy, and the handle is so weird and difficult to grip that the whole thing literally starts to slowly slide and tilt downwards in your hand as you're carrying it!
wtf

it's SO stupidly designed I want to punch whoever made it.

like I have to put my other hand underneath it to stop it falling because my hand just wants to let go of it

Destroy that mug! Wear safety goggles and smash it with a hammer. You will feel like a benefactor of humanity as you do so.

Alternatively, wash it well, wrap it beautifully and make a gift of it to someone you hate, while professing to offer it as a token of your esteem.

I'm going to put old pens in it because it is actually nice to look at

It is an evil mug, it will dry up all your ink.

The screams are coming from inside the mug.

I'm going to put old pens in it because it is actually nice to look at

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 1:34 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

misread ilx posts

hahahaha otm

loool

why because it look intersting

pen is mug

cant seem to quite grip that pen is mug

moved from old thread:

the sound of drumsticks clicking to count off a song

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

relatedly, bass players who do brief little noodly things right after a song finishes, like a little string slide or a quick thump.

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pen is mug hard to hold

What about a high-hat like at the beginning of Back in Black.

Thank god somebody else commented about "old pens in" b/c I felt like it was just me being a perv

I'm always looking for a place to put my old pens

the sound of drumsticks clicking to count off a song

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM x1000. Fuck this fucking practice.

I hear you guys on the drum clicks, but you're just inviting cutsey little Uno Does Flügen Frägen intros.

Dos. I do know how to spell in Spanish.

colorful vegetable pasta noodles.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTG5pqqfO7eh0SG_cAXAtdv5G8_muRnfLG8T1x9hYHLb9bKvT6x

i want to kick them in teeth.

i love those!

me too give them to me

why cant they just be pasta? shit!

tastes exactly the same to me

they're kinda tacky but they taste ok

pp are you thinking of bono's inexplicable UNO DOS TRES CATORCE

I just misspelled Dos, but I was thinking of Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs.

Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs are awesome though

Yeah, but replace every time you hear a drum click with that and SEE WHAT I MEAN?

It would make Fugazi songs a bit more interesting, I give you that.

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The first time I ever heard this was Devo and Jocko Homo.

A year or so later I was at a holiday camp, and the evening entertainment was provided by a permanent pop/soft rock band doing the Yellow River type of song you know right? They started every song by clicking drumsticks and I so wanted them to launch into the Devo song. Every. Damn. Time.

tastes exactly the same to me

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're kinda tacky but they taste ok

― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 9:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you're approaching this from a standpoint of "taste" then you just don't understand why I'm so irrationally PISSED.

Not sure what the problem is, the green ones have spinach in and the red ones have tomato in, why is this so bad?

I am beside a phoneshouter on the tram and the urge to assault is rising

Shh! It was hard enough getting the kids to eat the green ones, they'd always eat the orange and yellow ones...

xpost obv.

It's the colors! They should all be beige. Thats just how it should be. Its nice that they have chlorophyll in them or whatever, but they should be chemically recolored beige.

Side note: I gave a relative who only ate white foods until they were 7 years old.

Have

Erik Satie??

Drumstick clicks should be replaced by muted electric guitar strums tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeawh3IZEgQ