"There's been a vote"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 06:57 (ten years ago) link
"We're about to discover whether being swallowed by a conglomerate really is as bad as it sounds."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 07:09 (ten years ago) link
Simple economies of scales
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 08:42 (ten years ago) link
"We really don't need to worry about the competition. They're prehistoric."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 09:20 (ten years ago) link
Same pic, you guys (must be a vacation on, it's a 2weeker)
― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
"I know you'll all have been wondering about the noise from upstairs: Kong's out, this guy's in."
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
"Downside movement will be minimal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
Swap 'rumblings' in for noise, submit, allow that one guy to take credit, no profit.
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
"the good news is that our time machine office appears to be a success"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 June 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Terry Gilliam's 'Michael Clayton'
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
recap;http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/03/g290/130603_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:28 (ten years ago) link
"Try paying attention to the speed limit. It's not like it's rocket science."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:48 (ten years ago) link
Driver: "So what? My dick is harder than Chinese arithmetic."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
"You can't miss it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link
Stephen Hawking hired to write 'CHiPs' reboot.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:52 (ten years ago) link
"The cartoonist can't tell The Simpsons from Simpson's Rule."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:54 (ten years ago) link
"You can reduce pollution if you get a tailpipe shaped like Gabriel's Trumpet."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link
"Welcome to Yellowstone National Park, but remember, only YOU can prevent dividing by zero!"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:00 (ten years ago) link
"Yeah, we used to get people to walk in a straight line to test if they were drunk, but we switched it up to Intermediate Calculus."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:02 (ten years ago) link
"If you want signs showing the speed limit in Arabic numerals, then why don't you just go and live in the Middle East?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:05 (ten years ago) link
"Welcome to the Blackboard Jungle. Drive carefully."
Cop: "Who do you think you are, Einstein?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:06 (ten years ago) link
"We tried having roadsigns labelled in binary, but this way is less confusing."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link
"The government decided that the driving test was too easy, so they added the requirement that candidates have to solve the n-body problem."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link
"Is that the new model Ford you're driving?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:12 (ten years ago) link
"Hey! I didn't make the laws of Thermodynamic Fusion, Buddy!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link
"Turns out that I should just think of you as a number instead of a person."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link
"Well if you had a Google self driving car, you wouldn't have problems with roadsigns."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:16 (ten years ago) link
"Don't try and be smart with me."
"...and once you've figured out this equation, I've got a real test for you. Try figuring out the cartoonist's name from their signature."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link
"OK, now do you know how fast you were going?"
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
a+
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
Policing by numbers
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
oops, that was already done
capt obv: "Can't you read the sign?"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
"Before you go, I have just one more question"
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
"Don't play dumb with me!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
"You're not from around here, are you?"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
"We figured education was the answer to our graffiti problem, but...."
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
"Look buddy, we can work this out right here or we can go back to the station where the blackboard is bigger and the teachers aren't so nice..."
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
Nice, esp "don't play dumb".
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
― Mark G, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
"The fake dog head is not necessary, you are actually a dog in real life!"
― Mark G, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
Presumably, one of the finallists is going to be some version of:
"Here's your prescription, boy.. FETCH!!!"
― Mark G, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
"Well you should have checked to see if the costume was full of superglue before you put it on!"
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
"I'm a vet. I treat actual animals, not furries."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
"Well of course I'm a terrible plastic surgeon. One look at my nose should have told you that!"
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link