Ask Z S

They should've left the cake blank and projected on it that guy's face moving his lips from an old film projecter in the next room.

I promise not to fill this thread with this sort of nonsense, but

http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/blubblub.gif

Dang
http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/blubblub.gif

omgomgomg

good times!

p.s. arctan(x) might have worked after some shifting around
http://www.mapleprimes.com/files/8001_asymptote%202%20arctan(x).jpg

Aw, thanks anyway caek, that would have worked too, actually.

how awesome would it be if Z S turned out to be Zadie Smith?

HE'S A SHE!!!

Glancing through that thread, some people would think it was awesome, and others would suggest ban me off ILX!

it's tru isn't it

Caek,

A second opinion:

http://storage.myheritagefiles.com/R/storage/site1/files/77/03/62/770362_1294302486b994k5674p21.JPG

interesting if true

such an awesomely lollable site in its consistently off-tm-ness

Dear ZS,
Could you find an appropriate picture of noted jazz musician Victor Wooten (GIS should yield easy results), modify it so that he appears to be wearing ICP makeup and then post the finished product both here and on:
DOES ANYONE IN THIS BITCH LIKE ICP
to thus create a Victor Woot Wooten Juggalo.

I will totally understand if this is too much work for too little lolz, but it's been bothering me for awhile now. Don't know why.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/wootenicped.jpg

You are a special person.

TCB

Z S,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/lols.jpg?

Regards,
Emily Robinson

Emily Robinson,

In retrospect, that was pretty much my highlight of the year. Just WAIT until you see what I have in store for next year!

Z_S, what does "Z_S" mean and do you like the band Zs?

Whiney,

I'm going to let kindergarten me take the first part of that.

http://i42.tinypic.com/wvbpc4.jpg

"Z STANDZ 4 ZESTY, ANDA S STANDZ 4 SUPER!!!"

The only song I've heard by Zs was the song that Hurting posted above. It was pretty good! If they ever played around here I'd definitely check them out.

Hey Z S,

I have a birthday coming up and I was wondering: Do you had an algorithm or heuristic I can use to determine how successful my life has been so far? Something like number of [condos owned / (yachts owned + 1) ] * hearts broken % character levels in Final Fantasy VI. The % there is the MOD operator.

los blue jeans,

Last night, I translated your question into a series of index cards with punched out holes and fed them into a top secret supercomputer from 1957. 11 hours later, the supercomputer gave me the following answer:

LifeSuccess = [100 + (2*#HeroicEvents) + (1.2*#SexyEvents) + (UniqueSkillz^1.5] / [1 + ABS(5 - #SidewalkPukeEvents) + (2.1*#MotherCryingEvents]

where HeroicEvents = http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2006/06/Goldwing-wheelie.jpg

SexyEvents = http://1-romantic-wedding.com/blog/pics/candle-light-dinner.jpg

UniqueSkillz = http://img.chinaa2z.com/uploadpic/news/2009/20090212/20090212094727261092/1234403500.jpg

SidewalkPukeEvents = http://www.timhus.ca/gallery_files/Spider_drunk.jpg

MotherCryingEvents = http://www.caica.org/martin%20mom%20crying.jpg

But then I asked the computer where minesweeeper was and it didn't give a coherent answer, so take all of that with a grain of salt.

mothercryingevents!

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/awwrite.jpg

Thanks, looks like i'm doin' aww-right!

Hay Z S,

Make a mix and then post it on your blog

You got it Karl Malone.

http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/barrylutzenmix.gif

http://www.barrylutz.com/2009/05/kickin-it-2009-mix/

http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

Can someone with photoshop skills do a Shephard Fairey red&blue Obama style photoshop of her face, but instead of HOPE it says HOPA

promise u it will be a meme by sundown

― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 4:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DUDE,

when are we gonna hang???

mandee says it is a must!

Webmail me!

Z S,

Are you related to this fellow?

http://shadowsandsatin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/ssscott2.jpg

man, i wish. he has a theater in Austin! that reminds me, i need to catch one of his films sometime. i do enjoy that he takes up the bulk of the google search results for my name so i can be even more anonymous than i already am.

i dont really have a question, only a suggestion 2 make something w/ this

http://www.zsassociates.com/~/media/Images/Banners/Home%20Heros/3d_banner.ashx

hahaha

ZS is a 3D seedling

So glad I don't have to try to figure out what I'm supposed to be until I die! Now I can just hang out

dear zs
don't ask me why but I thnk we would be pals irl

not a q.
m bison

http://i.imgur.com/v8xZX.jpg

m bison, i bet we would!

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1gzuayKlO1qbvr04o1_500.gif

seems like a chill wave

. . .

rad! i gotta figure out how to do that..

it all starts when a butterfly flaps its wings just once

hey zs i think its sort of unnecessary how all of ilx feels they must inform you of every other gif site but i really want to make sure you're aware of this gif site:

http://fluxmachine.tumblr.com/

http://i.imgur.com/Q5YKq.gif

http://i.imgur.com/AhO6C.gif

whoa, that second one is amazing!

Z S,

Is it bad and wrong to pronounce "gif" with a hard g? Do you have strong feelings on the matter?

Respectfully,
RVW

Z S has gone on th erecord regarding this!!

http://www.marketplace.org/2014/02/19/business/conference-calls-best-and-worst

The first CD I bought was the Village People's Greatest Hits

nice recovery

oops, just saw this!

i kind of tried to play up my preference for the hard G on that segment for entertainment value, but my true answer is that the only strong feeling i have is that i get a little annoyed with people who strong feelings on it! not world-ending annoyed or anything, but every once in a while you'll run into someone who is very passionate about it one way or the other and things get very awkward.

search is not letting me or i cant remember the rt keywords to bring up for your animate a photo thread...

lets say i need/want a gif of my face slowly morphing back and forth w a baby white tiger, i trust if i give u the two images this is w/in your purview? lmk :)

plus, the song five years? and my lifelong obsession with remembering things in five year increments (weird story)? that can't be a coincidence.

Omg i knew Bowie wasn't dead and was KM all along

Chemtrails brought him back

not only that, but the cover is just a (misleading) still from a video, which has been newly uncovered:

https://i.imgur.com/SoDYFKn.gif