Caek,
I'm going to take your bodyless message as a suggestion that I should fill the space with a weird anecdote that relates to you.
Two nights ago I nearly wrote you an ILX mail asking you for help with forming an equation for a dynamic model I'm working on. I had a variable that kept track of annual wind energy electricity generation additions. I wanted to have it so that it had a rough S shape, so that there were steadily rising additions for the next 20-30 years, and then a gradual leveling off at some point. (it's a bit more complicated than that, but that sums it up.) You're one of ILX's resident math/physics experts, so I thought you'd be a good person to ask. But then I had second thoughts, because I realized it's really lame to receive what amounts to "help with homework" in an email from a relative stranger. So I made an appointment with one of my professors instead. So little do you know, but you dodged a "homework help" bullet the other night.
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Roxy,
I need to know what's going on underneath the table. Dude/cake has this look on his face like "I'm not wearing any pants". I also wonder how long this cake is going to last without rotting, if it stays unrefrigerated.
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
[encl: the information you requested]
Z S,
Nothing is going on beneath the table. This cake has been printed with a photograph of this young man's face.
Yours,Roxy
― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link
No way! That's awesome. I even considered that maybe the dude wasn't real, but it looks too good! I say, then, that this is one of the greatest cakes of all time.
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link
They should've left the cake blank and projected on it that guy's face moving his lips from an old film projecter in the next room.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 16 February 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I promise not to fill this thread with this sort of nonsense, but
http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/blubblub.gif
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 16 February 2009 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Danghttp://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/blubblub.gif
omgomgomg
― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link
good times!
p.s. arctan(x) might have worked after some shifting aroundhttp://www.mapleprimes.com/files/8001_asymptote%202%20arctan(x).jpg
― caek, Monday, 16 February 2009 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Aw, thanks anyway caek, that would have worked too, actually.
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link
how awesome would it be if Z S turned out to be Zadie Smith?
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link
HE'S A SHE!!!
― Khat Power (Batty), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 07:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Glancing through that thread, some people would think it was awesome, and others would suggest ban me off ILX!
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
it's tru isn't it
― Also, the game will have toilets. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
A second opinion:
http://storage.myheritagefiles.com/R/storage/site1/files/77/03/62/770362_1294302486b994k5674p21.JPG
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link
interesting if true
― caek, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
such an awesomely lollable site in its consistently off-tm-ness
― lol (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear ZS, Could you find an appropriate picture of noted jazz musician Victor Wooten (GIS should yield easy results), modify it so that he appears to be wearing ICP makeup and then post the finished product both here and on:DOES ANYONE IN THIS BITCH LIKE ICPto thus create a Victor Woot Wooten Juggalo.
I will totally understand if this is too much work for too little lolz, but it's been bothering me for awhile now. Don't know why.
― Also, the game will have toilets. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/wootenicped.jpg
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link
You are a special person.
― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 February 2009 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link
TCB
― lol (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/lols.jpg?
Regards,Emily Robinson
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 April 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Emily Robinson,
In retrospect, that was pretty much my highlight of the year. Just WAIT until you see what I have in store for next year!
― "buttz" (Z S), Saturday, 25 April 2009 04:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Z_S, what does "Z_S" mean and do you like the band Zs?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 April 2009 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Whiney,
I'm going to let kindergarten me take the first part of that.
http://i42.tinypic.com/wvbpc4.jpg
"Z STANDZ 4 ZESTY, ANDA S STANDZ 4 SUPER!!!"
The only song I've heard by Zs was the song that Hurting posted above. It was pretty good! If they ever played around here I'd definitely check them out.
― "buttz" (Z S), Saturday, 25 April 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey Z S,
I have a birthday coming up and I was wondering: Do you had an algorithm or heuristic I can use to determine how successful my life has been so far? Something like number of [condos owned / (yachts owned + 1) ] * hearts broken % character levels in Final Fantasy VI. The % there is the MOD operator.
― amirite baraka (los blue jeans), Sunday, 26 April 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link
los blue jeans,
Last night, I translated your question into a series of index cards with punched out holes and fed them into a top secret supercomputer from 1957. 11 hours later, the supercomputer gave me the following answer:
LifeSuccess = [100 + (2*#HeroicEvents) + (1.2*#SexyEvents) + (UniqueSkillz^1.5] / [1 + ABS(5 - #SidewalkPukeEvents) + (2.1*#MotherCryingEvents]
where HeroicEvents = http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2006/06/Goldwing-wheelie.jpg
SexyEvents = http://1-romantic-wedding.com/blog/pics/candle-light-dinner.jpg
UniqueSkillz = http://img.chinaa2z.com/uploadpic/news/2009/20090212/20090212094727261092/1234403500.jpg
SidewalkPukeEvents = http://www.timhus.ca/gallery_files/Spider_drunk.jpg
MotherCryingEvents = http://www.caica.org/martin%20mom%20crying.jpg
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
But then I asked the computer where minesweeeper was and it didn't give a coherent answer, so take all of that with a grain of salt.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
mothercryingevents!
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/awwrite.jpg
Thanks, looks like i'm doin' aww-right!
― amirite baraka (los blue jeans), Monday, 27 April 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Hay Z S,
Make a mix and then post it on your blog
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
You got it Karl Malone.
http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/barrylutzenmix.gif
http://www.barrylutz.com/2009/05/kickin-it-2009-mix/
― Leif. (Z S), Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/
Can someone with photoshop skills do a Shephard Fairey red&blue Obama style photoshop of her face, but instead of HOPE it says HOPApromise u it will be a meme by sundown― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 4:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
promise u it will be a meme by sundown
― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 4:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― HOPA cabana (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
DUDE,
when are we gonna hang???
mandee says it is a must!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Webmail me!
― secretariat on demand (Z S), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you related to this fellow?
http://shadowsandsatin.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/ssscott2.jpg
― Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
man, i wish. he has a theater in Austin! that reminds me, i need to catch one of his films sometime. i do enjoy that he takes up the bulk of the google search results for my name so i can be even more anonymous than i already am.
― Z S, Thursday, 19 January 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
i dont really have a question, only a suggestion 2 make something w/ this
http://www.zsassociates.com/~/media/Images/Banners/Home%20Heros/3d_banner.ashx
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
ZS is a 3D seedling
So glad I don't have to try to figure out what I'm supposed to be until I die! Now I can just hang out
― this is my receipt for your receipt (Z S), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
dear zsdon't ask me why but I thnk we would be pals irl
not a q.m bison
― q: are we not women? a: we are divas! (m bison), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/v8xZX.jpg
― flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
m bison, i bet we would!
― this is my receipt for your receipt (Z S), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1gzuayKlO1qbvr04o1_500.gif
― dayo, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link
seems like a chill wave
― markers, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
. . .
rad! i gotta figure out how to do that..
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
it all starts when a butterfly flaps its wings just once
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
hey zs i think its sort of unnecessary how all of ilx feels they must inform you of every other gif site but i really want to make sure you're aware of this gif site:
http://fluxmachine.tumblr.com/
http://i.imgur.com/Q5YKq.gif
http://i.imgur.com/AhO6C.gif
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 April 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
whoa, that second one is amazing!
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Friday, 6 April 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
Is it bad and wrong to pronounce "gif" with a hard g? Do you have strong feelings on the matter?
Respectfully,RVW
― yes wave (rip van wanko), Friday, 20 November 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link
you know sometimes i just can't TAKE donna's shit
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link
she is a major league ass; good4u
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link
Z SZi StZig StaZigg StarZiggy StardZiggy StarduZiggy StardusZiggy Stardust
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:08 (four years ago) link
i was always jealous of my partner's initials. they're pleasing. but Z S, and Ziggy Stardust? this is making me feel great! I thought 25 and ZS was decent, but having this Bowie connection is something else
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:09 (four years ago) link
plus, the song five years? and my lifelong obsession with remembering things in five year increments (weird story)? that can't be a coincidence.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:10 (four years ago) link
Omg i knew Bowie wasn't dead and was KM all along
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link
Chemtrails brought him back
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:18 (four years ago) link
not only that, but the cover is just a (misleading) still from a video, which has been newly uncovered:
https://i.imgur.com/SoDYFKn.gif
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link