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hahahaha those Oscar pix

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

omg she is sao-awesometown in Gia. especially all the topless scenes and the whole I have to go I have to go Where does everyone have to go when they have to go scene.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

she's the only interesting thing in a lot of really bad movies. she and brittany murphy and her whole chickens.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I was going to say. Gia is terrible, but Jolie was born for that shit. she was amazing in it.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

What's that one where she is a blonde reporter whose death is prophecized by some street weirdo (who may have been played by Tony Shalhoub)? I vaguely recall that being a Good Movie.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still amused by the fact that she won an Oscar once, but then again so did Dorothy Malone.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

that movie is Life or Something Like It and it is Not Good and OMG Ed Burns HAAAAAAATE!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

except she ends up with christie turlington's husband who smells like deep fried turkey.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed Burns smells like a BAD WRITER WHO INEXPLICABLY GETS COMPARED TO WOODY ALLEN AND GETS CHICKS LIKE CHRISTY TURLINGTON!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

full circle: aniston and cameron diaz were in a bad ed burns movie.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

and scene.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

man, this thread just sucked my entire day.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I managed to get a few things done between admiring AJ and lusting after Mortensen.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I would never have guessed this thread was headed for 500 posts when i first took notice.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even know what this thread about - except for maybe being the ilx equivalent of a conversation one would have in line at a grocery store by the tabloids.
like guessing what celebrities stink like.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Those Jake Gyyylenhaal Oscar pictures have seriously made my day you guys. Like, nobody else has ever had that much fun at anything ever.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Considering he lost that evening he's a real good sport too.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Considering he lost that evening he's ~~a real good sport too~~ drunk.

(fixed)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet you have!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

it's an honor just to be nominated, drunk

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ohgod every time i look at those photos i crack up and love jake no matter what even though i'm pretty neutral on him in general

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

William Hurt looks like he's pretty hammered too, 'cept he's being all dignified and smilyy about it.

(I bet he smells like sourdough bread)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

You know what I like even more than sourdough bread? People who come on threads just to diss on the thread. I also bet Alfred is right about the Hurtster.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha Jake Gylliehole is That Guy.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

full circle: aniston and cameron diaz were in a bad ed burns movie.

i went and saw that in the cinema, like a fool.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

how could you know? motherfucking critics kept calling it the new "husbands and wives" or some shit.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

how could you know? it was from the guy who made the brothers mcmullen, which i saw (like a fool)

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ed burns would be the worst person to go to a bar with. he would talk and talk and talk and whenever it was his turn to buy a round he would disappear to the bathroom or for an important phone call on his blackberry.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

he would talk and talk and talk

in that voice!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Was Ed Burns one of the ones killed off in the first twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan? I sure hope so.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

SPOILER

he's the only one who survived w/matt damon!

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

that movie would have been a lot better with the same exact final scene as the departed

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Doesn't Jolie spend a big chunk of Life or SOmething Like It lounging around in a Ramones t-shirt? Hot.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"Happy Gilmore." It was Happy Gilmore that Viggo said he likes and has watched more than once. In a show of solidarity, I tried to watch it. Fell asleep. Hah!

Following on several earlier trends in this thread.... Did you know that Viggo was rumored to have broken up Gwenyth and Brad? This was around the time of "A Perfect Murder."

He still finds that funny, and one of my very favorite Viggo quotes said something along the lines of "People always ask about those scenes in A Perfect Murder." But I had some pretty hot stuff with Christopher Walken in "The Prophecy," and nobody asks about that."

I adore Viggo.

― Hey Jude (Hey Jude), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

that movie would have been a lot better with the same exact final scene as the departed

And with "Afternoon Delight" playing in the background.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

omg hoosteen has gay momz.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh Happy Gilmore!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/jake-gyllenhaal-goesnuts.jpg

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/2206/bonorichiescherjv1.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Was that directed at me ally?
I'm too in awe of this thread to bash it!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh it wasn't very serious or anything!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

dude PP wtf?!?

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

who is that, PP?

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I even started thinking about what other celebrities must smell like afterwards!
For example: I'm quite sure Bon Jovi smells of wet cardboard and Madonna must reek of freshly fisted vagina 24/7

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT is that, you mean.

he's the only one who survived w/matt damon!

JESUS Christ, worst ending ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

We kept talking about what celebrities smell like at our happy hour last night actually. Keira Knightley smells of marlboros and the powdered rug cleaner, while Natalie Portman smells of American Spirits and actual rug shampoo.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

portmang smells of matzoh and linament oil, i'm sure

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Natalie Portman smells like Shins CDs and The Galactic Senate (RIP).

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

Womb Raider

http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/comedy/2007/03/02/jolie_womb_raider/index.html?source=rss

― onimo, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I am proud of this stanky thread.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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