the fitba team crystal palace

Unless I've got my 70s football all arse over tit

Vince Hilaire is the name flashing in neon on the Sunset Strip George Street within my skull

late 70s we'd already slipped back down a division and palace were on the up with venables, then we took venables and switched fortunes again

Kit looks like Barcelona, team of the eighties, incredible 4-3 v Liverpool 90 semi, incredible 3-3 v United 90 final, finished third with Wright, Bright, Salako etc.....erm....Brolin.........keeper with baggy jogging bottoms.....eleventh hour rescue from bankruptcy

Selhurst Park looks a pretty good ground

have a good friend who's a season ticket holder, says the catering is the worst out of any ground he's been to

selhurst park is not a pretty good ground. they are not getting this one.

te defixio

An email from Des Hinton-Beales: "Surely for this game to be fair Palace should have had infinite loans in the two weeks since the semi?" he writes. "I'd even accept the caveat that we can only borrow ex players. Clyne and Moses would do nicely and who wouldn't want to see the dream duo up front of Kevin Phillips and Ian Wright? Only kidding Watford, you've played some lovely football this season and your manager is a stand up guy. May the 'most deserving'/'club' with the west countriest manager" team win."

gotta feel for livebloggah glendenning if thats the best email hes got

crissy p should of scored by now

idk if i can remember a team running a second half like this and bringing it into extra time

kevvy p all my days

signori one step pen into the top corner takes some ballz

someone nuke croydon plz

just as i was rereading

London Walks

they deserved to win that

still not entirely sure zaha is going to raise himself above the slightly ragged moderately successful english winger tier

they will get 10 points next season as a generous estimate

need to walk off this parochial angst tbh, maybe I'll go to Erith

I am Zappi's friend with the season (only the Selhurst 12 this season tho' Zappi) and can confirm that the catering is still as bad as ever. We have our own beer though, imaginatively 'Palace Ale', brewed by none other than Neil Morrisey. There is also the now annual 'Palace Beer Festival' that takes palace at Selhurst each summer.

Most Palace fans will be happy to accept relegation back again to the championship, as the money is earmarked to either do up Selhurst, or the (unlikely, but possible) dream of moving back to Cyrstal Palace Park and building a new stadium on the old NSC site. However there is already talk of Livermore on loan; behind the the dreadful accent Holloway seems to know what he is doing (after we looked appalling stumbling into the play offs); he's been there before, and history is littered by teams that go up by accident and stay there.

hi flowersdie, welcome to ilf

Er, Thanks. I've been here for a while...

idk about ollie these days tbh

once he lost kenny jackett at rangers he started undermining his good work wrt morale and transfers with some infuriating stubborn things tactically and from afar that pattern has seemed to continue ever since

he has also apparently developed the lethal concoction of simultaneously becoming very cranky and very preeningly self-aware of his ledgebantz status

obv it would be nice to have him back for a predictably disastrous spell someday

haha i was just thinking yesterday of sending this thread to you flowersdie

There's at least one other Palace fan knocking about on ILE as well, I believe, unless Flowersdie has had a swift name change.

there is a gaping lacuna somewhere around clapton where the eastern vertex of the the CP--QPR--W quadrilateral of mediocrity should be located

Do West Ham have too much history to qualify for this or something? Pretty sure there was a point in the early 90s when all four were playing in the Premiership and I'm pretty sure QPR were the best of the lot at the time.

ah yeah, 'ambrose'

speroni, jedinak, williams, murray seem like a decent base to start from. possibly parr and garvan too

talk of resigning boyce, watson and even aj on the boards i see

oh and bolasie

and ward!

the rest of that defence though bloody hell

was frankly distrubing to watch delaney and gabbidon in tandem and looking competent on monday

quite possibly they are the least twee club in britain, but never comfortably so - club and supporters alike have an unusually high-strung temperament, quick to lash out at perceived slights, owing not simply to pugilist tribalism but to a particularly palace sense of anxiety.

Always thought of them as the Portsmouth of London, although probably the pre-Redknapp, pre-financial insanity Pompey. There's also that ability to personify their entire fanbase in one man - twat with the bell vs that racist dude that Cantona went ham on.

Kind of hate them tbh.

Pretty sure there was a point in the early 90s when all four were playing in the Premiership and I'm pretty sure QPR were the best of the lot at the time.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:18 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

top of all london clubs in 93 ta very much

haha writing that vaguely sympathetic projection-laden post kinda immediately turned me back against palace tbh

portsmouth comparison is probably spot on actually

I was worried about the Holloway apppointment initially. I lived in Leicester when he was there, and can remember how dire they were when he took them down, but after a shaky last few weeks of the season, when we couldn't buy an away goal, never mind a point, he got the tactics at Brighton and against Watford spot on. So far there have been no wacky antics (ok - barring that dance thing that was leaked) but thankfully nothing approaching the 'let's have a coffee' bollocks that he used to come out with in press conferences; I have a feeling he's trying to shake that image.

ah yeah, 'ambrose'

― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:20 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol are u implying a suspicion of him being darren ambrose

Both clubs have real shithole grounds as well.

I was thinking of that 94-95 season, the most outlying Premiership season ever, where QPR and Wimbledon were comfortably top-half teams, Arsenal and Chelsea in midtable mediocrity, and Blackburn won the Premiership. Also four teams got relegated, including Palace fourth from bottom.

if only xp

surely we're all agreed that just purely as dramatis personae it's better them up than watford tho right

darren bent would be extremely palace

God yeah, Palace have both pantomime villain and hapless whipping boy potential. Watford would just be in that Derby County category when it wouldn't even be any fun, and you really don't want both Watford and Hull in the Prem at once.

Reckon all three promoted sides will go down next season, even allowing for whatever happens at Stoke or Sunderland.

(xpost - Bobby Z or nothing)

no one but no one is stupid enough to take bobby off our hands. plus there's always carlton cole

aj i could see though if they're very, very sentimental

Do West Ham have too much history to qualify for this or something? Pretty sure there was a point in the early 90s when all four were playing in the Premiership and I'm pretty sure QPR were the best of the lot at the time.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:18 (36 minutes ago)

yeah i think winning european trophies and all the famous academy names elevate them above the other three, but being bought by gold & sullivan is a good step towards obliquity

Let's just throw in Nigel Quashie and be done with it.

i was just thinking of quashie yesterday

the three promoted clubs returning call is one I made in disgust at the teams who went up, but Stoke are really, really fucked so basically this is the season for one club - any club - to pull off a jammy survival. it'll be Cardiff, sadly

i thought his name was kwoshy for a fair while before i realized it was an eccentric rendering of kwasi

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/51536.html

names of cricketers that occasionally float through my head

for a very brief period quashie looked like he was going to be the mobile thudd of england's dreams

The youngster has already been selected for England at U-19 and U-21 level, and [John] Spencer believes he is the next best thing to hit English football, since current England manager Glenn Hoddle.

"The lad is as good a player as England have had since Glenn Hoddle. I've seen Hoddle in training when I was with Chelsea. He was the other side of 30 and Nigel is under 20, but they can do the same things."

"They can both hit long passes and can run games. In training Nigel can hit free-kicks any spot he likes. You have to stand there in amazement."

2004–2006 Scotland 14 (1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6JPZ8_mxWg

truly a singular congregation of rangers ghosts

...

ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

I wonder how far down the list they had to go before finding someone who'd answer their phone calls.

gwan?

I’m not really fussed really. Whether this is some kind of post-Pulis syndrome, or the sheer relief that it didn’t end up being Sherwood, I don’t know. Lots of people don’t forgive him for jumping ship to QPR when we went into admin. I imagine all of that will be forgotten if we look like we stand any chance of staying up. Still don’t like the way he talks about himself in the third person though. It sort of makes sense, albeit in a very Palace way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdycWHhvsQ

Sky Sports News presenter Kaveh Solhekol was forced to abandon his post on transfer deadline day after a Crystal Palace supporters' group let off flares outside the club's training ground.

croydon's burning again!!!

Well, here we go again.

worried my fav team might get relegated

This is a potentially glorious time to be a Dover Athletic fan.

this season is a good example of why crystal palace have never been interesting in the pl, they never really invest enough or try and do anything too interesting

not that they should be spending £40m but warnock's appointment was so craven and hopeless that they might as well not have bothered

vitor perreira would be interesting

how has zaha been doing

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/29/244C4E0F00000578-2890167-image-a-12_1419872480841.jpg

Warnock's appointment screamed of desperation in the first place, but then again they were going to offer the job to Mackay so it's not as if a bold progressive move was suddenly shattered.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAMnMweW0AA3bQz.jpg

http://www.cpfc.co.uk/cms_images/gallery/gallery-0961-3721185.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAONKpzXgAAcXF-.jpg

this is my fav team because of their name

the fact that they're called the eagles and their longstanding rivals are called the seagulls making the game between the two "eagles vs seagulls" will never not be funny to me

rtc knows what he's doing, i.e. enraging me

you'll never have greenwich or bexley you fuckers!

and that their grounds are 50 miles apart is bit fucked up on this lil' island.

I've assiduously never investigated quite how that rivalry came about, though i know it dates to the 70s.

Smurf @PalaceSmurf 7h Replying to @CPFC
You spelt West Wickham wrong

they're more on millwall's turf than ours here tbh but it still galls, we never claimed croydon, lambeth and bromley even in our heyday. i mean why would we want to i guess

I've assiduously never investigated quite how that rivalry came about, though i know it dates to the 70s.

― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 May 2017 23:48 (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

An explanation, of sorts...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4CvRDkdp7g

Technically you can start on the edge of Crystal Palace Park and walk through all five of those boroughs in about ten minutes so I'd say that's fair game.

Less so from Selhurst Park obviously.

https://sport.bt.com/video/watch-team-of-the-eighties-exclusively-on-bt-sport-91364398083931