sun-dried is better for pizza than regular tomatoes b/c of lack of water content. no one wants a waterlogged pizza. otoh, a little thinly sliced heirloom tomato can be lovely on a pizza.
― leno dunham (get bent), Friday, 24 May 2013 06:19 (ten years ago) link
I just think that tomato & tomato sauce flavours are too alike - they cancel each other out. Parm & mozz aren't and don't. (And I don't use parmesan on pizza anyways). But y'know, ymmv.
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 24 May 2013 07:17 (ten years ago) link
"they cancel each other out"
wait, so when you eat a pizza with tomato sauce and sun-dried tomatoes, you can't taste either of them?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 07:29 (ten years ago) link
Pineapple on pizza is brilliant. The other week I had a RHUBARB CRUMBLE pizza. It wasn't that great actually
― kinder, Friday, 24 May 2013 07:34 (ten years ago) link
well you're wrong
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Friday, 24 May 2013 07:34 (ten years ago) link
uh xxp
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Friday, 24 May 2013 07:35 (ten years ago) link
absolutely in no way whatsoever
recall some great pizza fights of yesteryear where the thought of rocket lettuce or shellfish on pizza was riot-clowned. well here's yr latest update: they're still great toppings. pineapple is one of the few things I find genuinely disgusting to sink my teeth into alongside the crisp crunch and cheesy give of a pizza. but then america is a nation of deep-pan grossness, not pizza
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 08:37 (ten years ago) link
Pizza aint all that, pineapple > pizza
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link
do you think pizza threads give the best clusterfucks
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 08:51 (ten years ago) link
idk id like to see a pineapple thread go balls out just once, to compare
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link
well the whole perpetua thing was basically a pineapple clusterfuck tbf
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link
Pineapple, but only if it's also got ham with it.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link
I'm wholly against fruit in non-dessert contexts -- i.e. in salads, with cheese, all GROSS. Tomatoes excepted, of course.
― llama del rey (Leee), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:23 (5 hours ago) Bookmark
Sweet does not belong with salty!!!
― llama del rey (Leee), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:34 (5 hours ago) Bookmark
this is one of the finest things in life you gibbering fool
― r|t|c, Friday, 24 May 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link
Tomatoes on pizza make the slice super heavy and kinda awkward
― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 10:33 (ten years ago) link
pineapple fulfils every need iirc
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Friday, 24 May 2013 10:57 (ten years ago) link
in orbit, it's been closed for eight years!
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 24 May 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
I love pineapple, but I hate any sort of hot or cooked fruit, so no pineapple on pizza for me.
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 24 May 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link
pineapple on pizza is nasty.
and anchovies are the best topping, obviously.
― ... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link
she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic)Posted: May 24, 2013, 4:20:34 AMThere's a pizza chain up here (oh well I guess down there too, Boston Pizza?)
ha I've only ever seen these in Canada and the name always makes me laugh cause pizza in Boston is usually p turrible
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
(north end excepted)
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
people who can't dig the sweet+salty combo have arrested tastebud development i reckon
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link
yeah but this isn't a sweet/salty issue, it's a textural issue
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
I am so making a pineapple/onion/pepper/black olive pizza tonight.
― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
best pizza topping fyi is mashed potato + bacon + garlic
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link
No no no no, best pizza topping is another pizza.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
mostly pizza toppings don't matter, the base is the important bit
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
Best pizza topping is mozzarella sticks.
― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link
I once saw a man dip cheese pizza into ranch dressing
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
fuck yeah
― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
like tears in the ranch
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
I once saw a clusterfuck about dipping cheese pizza into ranch dressing
― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
Baked beans on top of plain cheese pizza
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
If you own a pizzeria and you put a salad bar in that pizzeria, people will steal everything in that salad bar and dip their pizza in it when god isn't looking
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
my go-to pizzas:
pepperoni, mushroom, black olivesausage, mushroom, garlicpepperoni, mushroom, sausage, garlic, black olive
one day I will recreate the amazing taco pizza they had at the pizza place where I worked in high school that remains to this day the only taco pizza variant I've liked
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
does the pizza place still exist?
― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
feel like one of those LHC naysayers, except the resulting event horizon will be only too real. don't risk it, dan
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
the only pizza pp and I eat is canadian bacon and pineapple, unless the kids have insisted on pepperoni
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
the pizza place has been gone for I'm not saying how many years, but a long time
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Deep_Fried_Pizza.jpg/250px-Deep_Fried_Pizza.jpgDeep-fried pizza
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
bazrf
― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
who put out their cigarettes on that pizza
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
US pizza vs Australian pizza offerings are two completely different things. Australia is all specialty pizzas and US just goes by number of toppings and is obsessed with how many different cheeses are on there and how many different places they can find to stuff that cheese into. Its so weird.
I can see how people would not enjoy pineapple on a pizza. The sweet with the savory just doesn't work sometimes. For me Maple syrup on bacon and eggs is something I will never understand.
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
why not just top it off with gummi bears you visigoths
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
got you pineapple ppl something to take yr pizzas to the next level
http://www.grocerycouponnetwork.com/images/food-products/Geisha_Mandarin_Oranges.jpg
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
Or go from the opposite direction, and add bacon to an Oreo pizza.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
or just go totally hardcore and get a durian pizza
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link
Or get a salt shaker and a sugar dispenser and pour them both into your mouth at the same time.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
Hell Yeah http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/durian-pizzas-a-hit-with-china-youths/683126.html
― 乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
Cheese and durian doesn't seem that much different a combination to, say, Wensleysdale cheese with cranberries in it.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tTBX7SY.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link